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Bupp
09-06-2007, 03:03 PM
Since frosh week started my roomate has gone out to the bars twice.

Night 1: Roomate has drink poured on his head by a crazy chick
Night 2: Roomate is slapped 3 times by a crazy chick

I'm very excited to see what happens tonight.

onecrazycowgirl
09-06-2007, 03:08 PM
LOL, that's awesome ...

RedSpikeyThing
09-06-2007, 03:54 PM
wait 'til he ****s a crazy bitch....that'll be fun.

BilltheButcher
09-06-2007, 03:57 PM
You have no need for birth control, you have your roommate. Good luck getting laid.

VikingWarlord
09-06-2007, 05:29 PM
wait 'til he ****s a crazy bitch....that'll be fun.


You have no need for birth control, you have your roommate. Good luck getting laid.

Both gentlemen are correct.

mikey4402
09-06-2007, 06:52 PM
at least they are crazy chicks. i get slapped by normal chicks

d'Anconia
09-07-2007, 04:29 AM
Have I missed all the background info on your roommate?

From what it sounds like right now, I'd stop joking about it and start finding a way to distance yourself from him. It's all fun and jokes until you start becoming guilty by association.

Organichu
09-07-2007, 05:43 AM
You have no need for birth control, you have your roommate. Good luck getting laid.

*points at Bill, thumps chest in agreement*



You do not want to be in his radius of association. I don't care how good looking and diffusing you can be: being close to 'that guy' will severely weaken your chances... or it will attract some girls.

But they, too, will be crazy.

Bikkstah
09-07-2007, 06:49 AM
My old roommate used to constantly bag chicks with boyfriends, fiance's, husbands....

At least one night a week was spent trying to get some crazy guy to stop buzzing our door and go away because said roommate was too chicken **** to come down and face his punishment.

Jordanbcool
09-07-2007, 07:15 AM
My roommate is driving me nuts. He blasts rap music and wakes up at 7 in the morning to BLOW HIS NOSE right next to my head. And he does is several times, it sounds like hes trying to sneeze out his brain.

I swear one morning I'm throwing a brick at him.

Bikkstah
09-07-2007, 07:18 AM
I wake up way before 7 :(

RedSpikeyThing
09-07-2007, 08:01 AM
My roommate is driving me nuts. He blasts rap music and wakes up at 7 in the morning to BLOW HIS NOSE right next to my head. And he does is several times, it sounds like hes trying to sneeze out his brain.

I swear one morning I'm throwing a brick at him.

buy him a pair of headphones.

daved931
09-07-2007, 09:30 AM
My old roommate used to constantly bag chicks with boyfriends, fiance's, husbands....

At least one night a week was spent trying to get some crazy guy to stop buzzing our door and go away because said roommate was too chicken **** to come down and face his punishment.

Isn't that really the chick's problem since she was ho-ing out?

Genacide
09-07-2007, 10:07 AM
I have a friend like this. Sometimes I can't believe the things that come out of his mouth while talking to women.

sharkall2003
09-07-2007, 10:18 AM
Isn't that really the chick's problem since she was ho-ing out?

This is a moral one you'll have to make. Is it good for a MAN to knowingly allow someone to cheat on another person? Would you appreciate it? I guess the "treat others as you wish to be treated" which is a pretty good philosophy doesn't really work.

Jordanbcool
09-07-2007, 11:02 AM
I have a friend like this. Sometimes I can't believe the things that come out of his mouth while talking to women.

I'm that friend. I say some very inappropriate things when it comes to women.

Sometimes I can't believe some of the stuff I say.

Bupp
09-07-2007, 01:31 PM
3:30PM and above roomate is still not back from last night. Should be in for a good story.

Bikkstah
09-07-2007, 05:01 PM
Isn't that really the chick's problem since she was ho-ing out?

If you know a girl is married or otherwise invested and she still comes onto you, I personally would not get involved even if she does seem to want some bone.

VikingWarlord
09-08-2007, 11:06 AM
This is a moral one you'll have to make. Is it good for a MAN to knowingly allow someone to cheat on another person? Would you appreciate it? I guess the "treat others as you wish to be treated" which is a pretty good philosophy doesn't really work.

If the boyfriend isn't taking care of business, she'll find someone that is. It's a judgement call. I'd never cheat, but I'd drop a broad for another one if it was a better deal.

Bupp
09-09-2007, 08:33 PM
Last night another of my roomates had to go to the emerg. after taking a headbutt to the face at the bar.

Detard
09-09-2007, 08:48 PM
Bahahhaha

RedSpikeyThing
09-09-2007, 08:56 PM
Last night another of my roomates had to go to the emerg. after taking a headbutt to the face at the bar.

nice. Did your MIA roomate headbutt him?

Bupp
09-15-2007, 10:57 AM
Last Night:

- Someone asks me to punch them in the head and I do
- I break up a fight between a guy covered in pasta sauce and a guy with his shirt ripped in half

Invain
09-15-2007, 11:15 AM
Last Night:

- Someone asks me to punch them in the head and I do


I'm not sure what it is with drunk people wanting to get punched in the head, but I've see that happen on more than one occasion.

Bikkstah
09-15-2007, 11:27 AM
There were some guys once at a party I had that were holding a "who can climb down the side of the apartment quicker" contest from my 6th floor patio.

Chris686
09-15-2007, 01:58 PM
There were some guys once at a party I had that were holding a "who can climb down the side of the apartment quicker" contest from my 6th floor patio.

lol... When I was about 16-17 I was at a party at my rich friend's house. He's spoiled rotten, but he threw some pretty crazy parties. Everyone there was underage, and there are a few kegs, and it's in a residential area at about midnight. It's loud as hell.

Of course, the neighbors call the cops and they show up and crash the party.

Well, some dumbass decides it's a good idea to try and run, even though they didn't arrest anyone since there were probably 30-40 people there, so he starts off by jumping off the third floor balcony. I'm not sure if he was just drunk as hell, but he ended up breaking both his legs.

I didn't know the guy, but I still almost feel bad for laughing. But I'm a strong advocate for natural selection.

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
09-15-2007, 01:59 PM
Would you have laughed if he died?

Chris686
09-15-2007, 02:06 PM
Would you have laughed if he died?

Eh, probably not. Would I have felt bad though? Not a bit.

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
09-15-2007, 02:12 PM
Maybe he was on something. =\

Chris686
09-15-2007, 02:20 PM
Maybe he was on something. =\

What's with the negativity?

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
09-15-2007, 02:26 PM
Huh? I was being serious.

Shankerr
09-15-2007, 05:07 PM
thats unreal. i thought when i read the title of the thread that he got laid 2/2 nights haha

Bikkstah
09-15-2007, 07:47 PM
Huh? I was being serious.

Yeah he was on alcohol.

Chris686
09-15-2007, 11:20 PM
Huh? I was being serious.

I know you were. I hate to stray the topic....

He didn't die, and this was years ago.

I'll admit, I've been on a few things myself and I've never though jumping off a balcony three stories up was a good idea.

Stupidity is funny, and if someone dies via stupidity, they deserve it.