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Invain
01-31-2008, 02:54 PM
Living in a dorm with no sink, I sadly haven't eaten any peanut butter in months. Making shakes is out of the question, and I don't want to fart around with making pb & j sandwiches either, still too messy. The only thing I can really think of right now is putting peanutbutter on crackers. Anything else? I would eat it with a banana, but it's really hard to keep fresh fruit around, especially since I don't have a car, so I can't get groceries very often.

BFGUITAR
01-31-2008, 02:56 PM
Have a peanutbutter spoon/knife that you leave in that jar!
You can also clean the knife with your bread and than go to the bathroom to wash the residue off.

ZenMonkey
01-31-2008, 03:02 PM
pb&j is messier than pb and crackers?

Invain
01-31-2008, 03:15 PM
I'd have to keep bread around, and mess with knives and pb and jelly, and a plate to put the sandwich on. Lmao, yes I'm lazy.

BFGUITAR
01-31-2008, 04:47 PM
Who said anything about a plate?
Buy plastic cutlery.

Just load it on a piece of bread and fold it in two. Get a loaf of bread and stick it in your fridge (I know you have a fridge)

You learn a lot living in rez :p
Especially how to do the most with the least effort.

Shouji
01-31-2008, 05:06 PM
Well you ain't gonna get far if you're gonna be lazy.

Hatred
01-31-2008, 05:20 PM
How about with a spoon? That's what I do. people think I'm nuts/

Rusty
01-31-2008, 05:21 PM
Step 1: Dip fingers in jar of peanut butter
Step 2: Put said fingers in mouth and remove said peanut butter
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 through 2.

BFGUITAR
01-31-2008, 05:28 PM
Well you ain't gonna get far if you're gonna be lazy.

I beg to differ :D

Invain
01-31-2008, 05:54 PM
Step 1: Dip fingers in jar of peanut butter
Step 2: Put said fingers in mouth and remove said peanut butter
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 through 2.

That reminds me of a Freind's episode.

Monica: "Joey, what are peanut butter fingers?"

Joey does Rusty's steps one and two.

I guess I could just fold bread in half and eat it like that. I have paper plates of course, but I don't feel like throwing one out every single day. Maybe I'll quit bein a bitch and just buy some bread.

BilltheButcher
01-31-2008, 09:08 PM
You should be making one of the dorm honeys feed it to you.

Runty
01-31-2008, 10:35 PM
^^ Hells yea. And vice versa. She should suck some peanut butter off her fingers. Make sure you eat yours first though, cause you'll probably forget that your eating after she starts on hers... :hump:

ccc85
02-01-2008, 12:05 PM
I used to just steal silverware from the dining hall when the existing one's got too gross.

VikingWarlord
02-01-2008, 05:20 PM
How about with a spoon? That's what I do. people think I'm nuts/

I concur.

OGROK
02-04-2008, 07:47 AM
Living in a dorm with no sink, I sadly haven't eaten any peanut butter in months. Making shakes is out of the question, and I don't want to fart around with making pb & j sandwiches either, still too messy. The only thing I can really think of right now is putting peanutbutter on crackers. Anything else? I would eat it with a banana, but it's really hard to keep fresh fruit around, especially since I don't have a car, so I can't get groceries very often.

Hey dude, switch to peanuts. Peanuts don't make the mess.

McVein
02-04-2008, 07:50 AM
YEah i just eat a mouthfull off a spoon and take a gulp of milk.

The Bran Man
02-04-2008, 09:47 AM
How about with a spoon? That's what I do. people think I'm nuts/

That's how i roll. Me loves my pb out of the jar on a big spoon:omg:

lostboyrufio
02-10-2008, 08:41 PM
Use disposable knives/spoons.

RichMcGuire
02-12-2008, 02:36 PM
Use plastic spoons and wash it down with whole milk.