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Notorious
05-13-2008, 05:35 PM
So I cooked this steak and it turned out like complete ****. Tasted bad and was hard as hell to chew and swallow. Ate about half of it before I gave up... at that rate I would be chewing for the next half hour.


Of course, I didn't want any good protein to go to waste, so I threw that **** in the blender, filled up with cold water, and downed it! I feel like a new man.

Bako Lifter
05-13-2008, 05:42 PM
Hell ya.

ThomasG
05-13-2008, 06:44 PM
Way to man up and get that protein down!

Keith
05-13-2008, 06:52 PM
I was just going to say, why the **** did you waste a steak? Chewy steak sucks ass. Taste like steak or what?

bjohnso
05-13-2008, 06:53 PM
That is the most hardcore thing I have ever heard in regards to eating. I salute you, sir.

fooz
05-13-2008, 06:55 PM
Your the ****ing man.

Notorious
05-13-2008, 07:04 PM
Taste like steak or what?

Yeah, pretty much. Except it was cold. It also got a little chunky at the bottom, but it wasn't too bad. Would do again.

ProLogic
05-13-2008, 09:40 PM
Why not blend it and turn it into a meat loaf..?

Genacide
05-15-2008, 02:03 PM
Slice it into strips and pretends it jerky next time.

ThomasG
05-16-2008, 12:01 AM
Imagination Jerky!!!

Slim Schaedle
05-16-2008, 02:01 AM
I've done that with cooked yams and canned tuna (not together).


Not pleasant.

I have also drank and entire large carton of raw egg beaters.

Behemoth
05-29-2008, 06:08 PM
The first time I ever bulked my mom caught me about to drink raw eggs and poured it down the drain. So I hardboiled a half dozen and blended them. I didn't even let them cool either. Sick *****

getfit
05-29-2008, 06:26 PM
Sorry,I'm going to throw up! :(

Notorious
05-29-2008, 07:34 PM
Did it again with some bad chicken breasts. Yum.

I should probably learn to cook :(

WillKuenzel
05-30-2008, 10:45 AM
I just got to shake my head and feel sorry for you. There's hardcore and then there's dumb. Don't waste it but ****, learn to cook it so you can at least enjoy it.

kevowamo
05-30-2008, 11:13 AM
cook slower my friend

youngguns
05-30-2008, 03:02 PM
the medium setting on your microwave is your friend...

Keith
05-30-2008, 03:04 PM
the medium setting on your microwave is your friend...

Microwave?! NO. Learn to use the BBQ. He's talking about steak here.

ZenMonkey
05-30-2008, 09:36 PM
Did it again with some bad chicken breasts. Yum.

I should probably learn to cook :(

i think you have a little problem. you are burning them on purpose aren't you?:tuttut:

youngguns
05-31-2008, 09:38 AM
Microwave?! NO. Learn to use the BBQ. He's talking about steak here.

yeah, but he also mentioned chicken. i buy those frozen precooked skinless, boneless chicken breasts. just pop em in the microwave.

Szust
06-01-2008, 01:01 AM
I threw cottage cheese and mixed fruits in the blender today. Wasn't too bad.

spongebob819
06-01-2008, 03:59 AM
ugghh....can't imagine that

Szust
06-02-2008, 10:38 AM
ugghh....can't imagine that

Did cottage cheese, milk, fruits and peanut butter in the blender today. TASTY.

Auburn
06-02-2008, 12:07 PM
I've seen "bodybuilders" take gallons of water to a 50 minute class and I've seen hippies go to class shoeless with their mat. This is worse than both.

dango
06-02-2008, 01:50 PM
Epitome of hardcore :)

Notorious
06-02-2008, 03:28 PM
i think you have a little problem. you are burning them on purpose aren't you?:tuttut:

Caught me!


I threw cottage cheese and mixed fruits in the blender today. Wasn't too bad.

Actually, I think cottage cheese is really good in shakes. But then again, I use sodium free.

Szust
06-03-2008, 12:54 AM
Caught me!



Actually, I think cottage cheese is really good in shakes. But then again, I use sodium free.

Haven't thought of using sodium free. I actually use fat free cottage cheese, so you can only imagine the kind of blandness it adds to the shake.

patricky
06-03-2008, 08:30 AM
ROFL I did that with some mince that i cooked just after a workout when i didnt have any protein, tasted like ****, so i just did the same as you and blended it, tasted like beef broth.

JSully
06-04-2008, 04:17 PM
I've done that with cooked yams and canned tuna (not together).


Not pleasant.

I have also drank and entire large carton of raw egg beaters.

I did 2 cans of tuna before, disgusting.

I also downed 20 raw eggs because I didn't want to wait the time to cook them and I was really sleepy... but I needed protein/fat..

HP666
06-04-2008, 08:14 PM
I have also drank and entire large carton of raw egg beaters.

THAT my friend, is just plain psycho!!!!!!:evillaugh:

prettyboyfloyd
06-24-2008, 01:00 PM
Thts a real Man!

Oak_strikeback
06-25-2008, 04:26 PM
Epitome of hardcore :)

Hardcore would be him putting on a loincloth, squeezing all the blood out of the steak onto himself, working out, all while listening to Gwar.

mightyQ
06-25-2008, 04:42 PM
*gulp*

McLaughlin
07-08-2008, 07:44 PM
That actually made me laugh out loud.

I should get one of these blenders that everyone seems to have.

Sounds like it makes the whole 'diet' thing a bit easier :D

Ryan Celli
07-09-2008, 05:20 AM
that is pretty bad ass.
I've drank tuna before. not good, but fast and easy.

Willie
07-09-2008, 06:31 PM
ugh.

I think I would chopped it up and made some kind of burrito sauce or something before I would have even considered drinking it.

How in the world did even you come up with the idea?