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Phenom
10-12-2008, 12:30 PM
Just thought I'd share a story from my night last night. Me and all my buddies and some of the girls from the apartment across the hall all planned on going out and drinking last night and we were going to do a power hour before we went out (If you don't know a power hour is it's one shot of beer every minute for an hour). I thought it would be a good idea to drink a weight gainer shake about 20 min before we started just to get something in my stomach so I'm not drinking on an emtpy stomach.

Terrible idea. By shot 22 I knew I was going to puke. FREAKIN SHOT 22! Girls in the group doing it with us were making it to 30 no problem. After number 22 I said to my buddy next to me "dude after this next one I'm gonna hurl." Sure enough, number 23 down and I ninja my way to the bathroom and punished the toilet. There were clumps of powder coming out. It was chocolate so it looked like terrrrrible diarrhea. I snapped a pic with my phone because it looked so damn funny/gross. I felt great though when I was done so I brushed my teeth, got back into the game and finished up the rest of the shots.

On the brighter side of things I ended up hooking up with two of the chicks from across the hall at the same time later on in the night. First time I've ever done that. I sure am gonna miss college once I'm out of here.

Detard
10-12-2008, 12:36 PM
Thats sick dude. 3 some FTW!

Century club is on my list of things to do before I graduate. I did edward 40 hands last weekend which was also on my list.

samj
10-12-2008, 12:43 PM
man i wish i lived in America girls having their own apartments and all. I would probs get some action then :(

Phenom
10-12-2008, 02:00 PM
I've done edward 40 hands before, but what the hell is century club?

hellagrant
10-12-2008, 02:06 PM
man i wish i lived in America girls having their own apartments and all. I would probs get some action then :(

I thought females in England were easy. I heard that girls in Europe in general are easier to get into bed with.

Isaac Wilkins
10-12-2008, 03:54 PM
I've done edward 40 hands before, but what the hell is century club?

Two definitions, and I've done both.

The first is the same as you've described a Power Hour, except it's 100 shots of beer over 100 minutes.

The second is 100 12oz beers (cans or bottles) in weekend (Friday after noon to Monday at 8:00am).

Chubrock
10-12-2008, 06:36 PM
Haha if there is anyone on this board that could handle the century club, it would be Borris. That panda can drink.

Detard
10-12-2008, 07:25 PM
Yeah centurycc lub is 100 shots idn 100 minutes

Dkalban
10-12-2008, 07:26 PM
Yeah centurycc lub is 100 shots idn 100 minutes

maybe you should sober up before typing.

Ripe1
10-13-2008, 04:11 AM
... I heard that girls in Europe in general are easier to get into bed with.

Funny thing. I've heard the same thing about Americans.

Organichu
10-13-2008, 06:05 AM
The truth is that women all over the globe are whores.

youngguns
10-13-2008, 03:39 PM
The truth is that women all over the globe are whores.

lmao. kinda ironic looking at your avatar after reading that.