View Full Version : The Thanksgiving Bloatathon is on! This is a must see!

11-24-2010, 12:22 PM
Alright, even though I am a less fat version of myself I still love to eat. I know I have put on the Bloatathon before and I have had a few requests to bring it back. It's easy, just weigh yourself in the morning on an empty stomach and then report back at the end of the day with your gain. The last time I did it I believe I packed on 12.5 lbs give or take.

The grand prize winner will get a date with Rhodes. However, the winner has to provide for transportation and pay for the date. Rhodes is easy, but he ain't cheap.

Good luck and I wish you all a very safe and Happy Thanksgiving!


11-24-2010, 12:37 PM
LOL....I just read the title and absolutely cracked up in my cubicle at work right now. Thats funny ****!

11-24-2010, 12:38 PM
haha I was waiting for this thread.


Travis Bell
11-24-2010, 09:39 PM
Such crimes against humanity .....

We actually planned a light conditioning workout at my gym to help get some hunger going for the great day of eating!

Lones Green
11-24-2010, 09:59 PM
Will be participating like the last couple years but am not going to go insane this year

11-25-2010, 07:34 AM
I'm eating light up until the feast which is not the usual for me. So I don't expect a huge number. However, I do expect to be hurting a little at the end. Thanksgiving is just not right without a belly ache at the end of it. Go Cowborys and go Jets!

11-25-2010, 01:59 PM
I want one


11-25-2010, 02:33 PM
I want one


HOLY ****!!!!! I've never seen anything like that before hahahahah that's crazy! So many calories! I bet that tastes amazing

11-25-2010, 04:41 PM
I'm only up 5 lbs right now. Even my wife has me beat with 5.5. Oh, how far I have fallen.

Lones Green
11-25-2010, 04:44 PM
I'm only up 5 lbs right now. Even my wife has me beat with 5.5. Oh, how far I have fallen.

I'm up 7 skinny

11-25-2010, 07:16 PM
Dang, I'm only up 6, but I still got a couple more hours.

Tim K
11-25-2010, 08:23 PM
Up 6.4 lbs... not enough. :(

11-25-2010, 08:55 PM
7. 213 to 220.

11-25-2010, 09:29 PM
I want one


I just blew my load all over the screen.. that was amazing..

I'm up 7.4lbs.. weak

11-26-2010, 11:11 AM
I was only up 6. It's just sad. I felt like crap too. Still, I'm gonna eat my some turkey samiches today

11-26-2010, 11:15 AM
Damn right! We had two turkeys yesterday, one in the oven and one cooked in the fryer. I am getting ready to chow down on the wings from that fried bird!

chris mason
11-26-2010, 01:07 PM
The American Heart Association asked us to lock this thread...

11-26-2010, 01:57 PM
The American Heart Association asked us to lock this thread...

ROFLMBFAO! That gets the post of the day in my book!

11-26-2010, 03:37 PM
Ahaha! Sadly, Canadian Thanks giving occurs like a month early. No bloatathon for me. I could have gone for a good 10lbs of bloat easy.

11-26-2010, 07:23 PM
I too have a hank'rn for some Turkey. Stuffing. Mashed Potatoes. Veggies. Gravy. Damn! I fricken hungry again.

Enjoy your Holiday neighbours! :)

11-26-2010, 09:04 PM
it's not about the one day bloat..... you have to think long term here......

Wife's family thanksgiving on Thursday, My parents doing theirs Friday, my birthday dinner Saturday, then my wife's family who were out of town Thurs are doing a cookout Sunday....... I'm going to need to get fitted for new gear Monday.

11-27-2010, 07:13 AM

Is that Roll On the Floor Laugh My Bloated Fat Ass Off? :clown:

I only got about 6 :(

11-27-2010, 07:31 AM
LOL That picture is hilarious.

I try to eat small and save room for more beer.