Yaz
04-29-2001, 05:53 AM
One day, a man was taking a stroll through the local zoo, when he stopped in front of the gorilla cage. He turned to view the gorilla, and chuckled when he saw it staring back at him. It was just then, that a piece of debris flew across the walkway and into the man's eye, causing him to reach up and tug at his eyelid, trying to remove it. Without warning, the gorilla went into a fit, broke free from the cage, and kicked the living sh*t out of the man... leaving him battered and bloody.
Upon waking up, the man saw he was surrounded by paramedics, and the zookeeper. He inquired as to why the gorilla just went insane when he was only standing there, pulling on his eyelid to remove a piece of dirt. The zookeeper paused, frowned, then politely explained that pulling your eyelid down in gorilla language means "f*ck you". The man growled to himself, and vowed revenge!
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And so the next day, he goes out... buys a party hat, and sausage, and brings 2 butcher knives from the kitchen. Knowing that gorillas will often imitate their human visitors, he tosses the party hat into the gorilla's cage. Waiting a moment, he then places the party hat on his head... and the gorilla follows suit. The man then tosses the butcher knife into the cage, and the gorilla grabs the knife up just like the man had been. The man promptly chops the sausage in half with the knife, and looks back up at the gorilla... cackling quietly to himself. The gorilla looks at the knife, then down at his crotch... and solemnly pulls his eyelid down.
Upon waking up, the man saw he was surrounded by paramedics, and the zookeeper. He inquired as to why the gorilla just went insane when he was only standing there, pulling on his eyelid to remove a piece of dirt. The zookeeper paused, frowned, then politely explained that pulling your eyelid down in gorilla language means "f*ck you". The man growled to himself, and vowed revenge!
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And so the next day, he goes out... buys a party hat, and sausage, and brings 2 butcher knives from the kitchen. Knowing that gorillas will often imitate their human visitors, he tosses the party hat into the gorilla's cage. Waiting a moment, he then places the party hat on his head... and the gorilla follows suit. The man then tosses the butcher knife into the cage, and the gorilla grabs the knife up just like the man had been. The man promptly chops the sausage in half with the knife, and looks back up at the gorilla... cackling quietly to himself. The gorilla looks at the knife, then down at his crotch... and solemnly pulls his eyelid down.