employees peeing on themselves

[Accipiter]

CLERMONT, Kentucky (AP) -- Employees at the Jim Beam bourbon distillery are getting sour over restrictions on bathroom breaks.

Workers on the bottling line are fuming about being limited to four breaks per 8 1/2 hour shift, only one of which can be unscheduled. Extra trips to the bathroom can result in reprimands. Workers with six violations can be fired.

The United Food and Commercial Workers local said some of the 100 affected employees have urinated on themselves because they were afraid to leave the line.

[cyclone]

I would want to leave that place quick. Besides, Jim Beam isn't really all that good anyway.

Weller, Maker's Mark, Turkey, and Crown make Jim Beam taste like a bad soft drink.

That bathroom break thing is F'd up though.

[Accipiter]

it's on CNN.com last I checked

[Relentless]

Tijuana, Mexico (AP) -- Employees at the Corona beer brewery are laughing about the restrictions on bathroom breaks faced by their counterparts in the Jim Beam Distillery.

Workers on the bottling line claim that they don't need to take any extra bathroom breaks because they have everything they need to relieve themselves right on the line. Says one worker, "People say all the time that Corona tastes like piss. Well, that's because WE PISS IN IT!!!"

The United Food and Commercial Workers local said that while the practice of urinating in the Corona bottles destined for the U.S. was deplorable, "when ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

[David]

Dude(s), i swear i heard this story like 2 or 3 years ago.

[Orange357]

Problem solved.
http://www.extreme-athlete.com/attachments/nobreaks.jpg

[lick]

lol callahan...

I can hear Cheech Marin saying "thats because WE PISS IN IT."
he said that in desperado right?

[EdgarMex]

Originally posted by Callahan
Tijuana, Mexico (AP) -- Employees at the Corona beer brewery are laughing about the restrictions on bathroom breaks faced by their counterparts in the Jim Beam Distillery.

Workers on the bottling line claim that they don't need to take any extra bathroom breaks because they have everything they need to relieve themselves right on the line. Says one worker, "People say all the time that Corona tastes like piss. Well, that's because WE PISS IN IT!!!"

The United Food and Commercial Workers local said that while the practice of urinating in the Corona bottles destined for the U.S. was deplorable, "when ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

That's the reason we here in Mexico don't drink Corona

[Relentless]

Originally posted by lick
lol callahan...

I can hear Cheech Marin saying "thats because WE PISS IN IT."
he said that in desperado right?

Yeah, when those preppie bitches were complaining to him.

"Don't dey know not to come round here??"

LOL!!

Desperado rocked.

[AdamGberg]

haha...mmm...beer.....

[TreeTrunks]

4 breaks in 8 1/2 hours is fine considering they get a one hour lunch break and breaks are 15 minutes a piece. Sounds like those workers need to grow up. You think there ansestors bitched and complained working in the factories during the industrial revolution? Well probably, but they didn't quit!

[Neil]

I second that. Good point TT.

[zwarrior99]

ummm good thing i dont drink coronas lol.