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Black_Curtain
09-24-2002, 02:44 PM
This is a true story I read today in the newpaper (Yediot Achronot - "Last news"): I have translated it myself (from Hebrew), so there might be mistakes here and there.



"I stole because I need 8 full meals a day"

"I stole because I need to fund 8 full meals a day, which I have to eat for Mr. Universe competition" - in this confession amazed a 19 years old muscleman the Ashdodian (*from the city of Ashdod) cops who arrested him as a suspect in many rubbery cases.

The young man is noticed by his huge size. "This guy is truely a fridge, we didn't know how to put him into the patrol car", said one of the officers.
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It turns out he is a bodybuilder who works out in one of the city's gyms. "I train for Mr. Universe competition and as part of my training I need to eat 8 full meals a day, supplements and a whole plate of eggs which I can not afford".

tuttut tuttut tuttut
Silverback
09-24-2002, 02:49 PM
lol, i might have to resort to that once my student loan runs out, or maybe i'll do the unthinkable and get a job.
beastin v6
09-24-2002, 02:49 PM
That sucks...what, is he in jail now?
Black_Curtain
09-24-2002, 02:53 PM
Most prolly he'd have to do some community serivce if he has no criminal record.
PowerManDL
09-24-2002, 03:16 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or laugh even harder.
Bobo
09-24-2002, 03:39 PM
talk about being dedicated.....









i guess
AdamGberg
09-24-2002, 03:42 PM
:withstupi






i think
body
09-24-2002, 04:07 PM
well at least hes not sueing like the fat kids in the mccdonalds thread.
GeneticallyGifted
09-24-2002, 04:15 PM
I really can't believe that was the reason he gave for stealing. The **** some people do. *rolls eyes and chuckles in pure disbelief*
Gyno Rhino
09-24-2002, 05:03 PM
In jail he ain't gonna have his weekly Sust injections.. I guess he'll have to settle for hot beef injections instead.
Orange357
09-24-2002, 06:28 PM
LOL
zwarrior99
09-24-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
In jail he ain't gonna have his weekly Sust injections.. I guess he'll have to settle for hot beef injections instead.

lol
Sayiajin Prince
09-24-2002, 09:50 PM
lmao
Tomi
09-25-2002, 03:57 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Yea, this was cool.
kimpy225
09-25-2002, 08:25 AM
lol oh dear
Relentless
09-25-2002, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
In jail he ain't gonna have his weekly Sust injections.. I guess he'll have to settle for hot beef injections instead.

Um.


Eww.
MaFi0s0
09-25-2002, 08:37 PM
he makes everyone on this board look soft.
thats a hardcore bodybuilder.

hes a fridge, i think hes the one thats gonna be giving out the injections
Bobo
09-25-2002, 08:40 PM
lol