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Tryska
10-02-2002, 12:07 PM
Michelob Ultra

2.6 grams carb; 95 calories.


low-carb beer? that's insanely amusing.
galileo
10-02-2002, 12:13 PM
Yes! Now I can get smashed, sleep with fat and ugly chicks, and I can burn off all the calories that I quaffed by merely running away, screaming!

And you said there was no God...
Stray
10-02-2002, 12:13 PM
It tastes like someone spit a mouthful of beer into a glass of water then handed it to you.

Not good at all.


(go go american marketing machine)
Yanick
10-02-2002, 01:17 PM
Beer is crap,

Vodka/Tequila, much more bang for your buck. Plus tequila body shots are fun:D
Workhorse
10-02-2002, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Yanick
...plus tequila body shots are fun:D
Mmmmm... body shots. *makes Homer Simpson drooling sound* :drooling:

Workhorse
Pup
10-02-2002, 03:05 PM
Does anyone know how many calories are in vodka...say like 4oz?
RussianRocket
10-02-2002, 03:16 PM
Vodka is great just drink it straight. Stop mixing it. Be a man and gulp gulp gulp
Stray
10-02-2002, 03:21 PM
Only appropriate coming from username RussianRocket. ;)

(I agree btw...sweetening your liquor is teh gay)
Clark
10-02-2002, 03:22 PM
This might help you out

http://www.alcoholreviews.com/cgi-bin/search/ilink.cgi?Category=HEALTH%3ACalories
Saint Patrick
10-02-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Yanick
Plus tequila body shots are fun:D

(having a flashback of my bachelor party)
Stray
10-02-2002, 03:59 PM
Yanick did body shots off you at your bachelor party?
Puttn
10-02-2002, 04:58 PM
russian rocket is dead on the mark drink vodka and everclear its strong you dont need much and its damn good by itself! plus its only like 80 calories a shot
PowerManDL
10-02-2002, 07:16 PM
Yes, for all you fans of instant liver and brain damage, drink Everclear straight.
Workhorse
10-02-2002, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by PowerManDL
Yes, for all you fans of instant liver and brain damage, drink Everclear straight.
:zipit:

Workhorse
prof
10-04-2002, 08:47 AM
gin & slimline tonic, lowest caloreis/ drink I think, loads less than wine, what about guiness how many calories is that?
Relentless
10-04-2002, 08:54 AM
guinness has slightly fewer calories than a pint of lager
Relentless
10-04-2002, 08:56 AM
Is GUINNESS® fattening? How many calories does it contain?
GUINNESS® stout is no more fattening or calorific than any other beer of similar alcohol strength. Similarly, GUINNESS® contains no fat, but it does contain protein, sugar, carbohydrates and alcohol. The alcohol accounts for 65-75% of the calorific content irrespective of the beer in question. Per pint,

GUINNESS® DRAUGHT 196 CALORIES PER PINT
Semi-skimmed milk 260 CALORIES PER PINT
Orange juice 220 CALORIES PER PINT
Yanick
10-04-2002, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Stray
Yanick did body shots off you at your bachelor party?

ssshhhhhhh.

:alcoholic:
BUFF STUFF
10-04-2002, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by RussianRocket
Vodka is great just drink it straight. Stop mixing it. Be a man and gulp gulp gulp

Hey Rocket, Have you tried Vodka and milk, I belive its called a White Russian.

Not tried it yet myself
perfecto
10-04-2002, 09:39 PM
white russian is Kahlua & milk + vodka

Black russian is just kahlua and vodka