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ericg
11-21-2002, 02:23 PM
Give me some ideas.....

When I first recorded my message I was pretty blunt: "Hi this is Eric leave a message"

I just changed it to: "Hello.........how are you doing?............good...........well this is Eric's voicemail so leave a message."

Im looking for something creative.
kAiXuan
11-21-2002, 02:45 PM
i change my message almost every week
i usually bust beats on my drum set or play a little music
heres an idea:
"yoyo this is ericg in the place to be, too busy to answer my phone, so leave a message at the mother fcuking tone" ::slaphoe:::
Y2A
11-21-2002, 03:02 PM
Ever see the Seinfeld with Costanza's message? "Beleive it or not George isnt at home, so please leave a message, at the beep. If I were here Id pick up the phone, where could I be? Beleive it or not Im not hooooooooooome." :D
Neil
11-21-2002, 03:08 PM
Lmao, that George one is hilarious. I downloaded it off kazza and I watch it whenever I need a good laugh.
Praetorian
11-21-2002, 03:24 PM
Mine is like :

"Hello...hello...hello!?.......Hmmm......oooh, its just voicemail...leave a message and i might get back to ya!"
Praetorian
11-21-2002, 03:26 PM
or you could go for the classic ;

"If yer tall, bust, blond and voluptous leave a message, if not, take a hike!"
Big Show
11-21-2002, 03:35 PM
Creative phone messages (http://www.pbbt.com/Directory/Jokes/568.html)

More creative phone messages (http://hem.passagen.se/uthangaz/messages.htm)
Delphi
11-21-2002, 04:19 PM
Our current message is our dog barking because we wouldn't throw her the ball. People that know us know what is going on. People that don't know us, well I probably don't want to talk to them anyway.
The_Chicken_Daddy
11-21-2002, 04:55 PM
Anyone who's ever tried to phone him and got his voicemail will know that Yatesy has the BEST voicemail going.
flake
11-21-2002, 04:58 PM
If any one has virtual springfield on the PC I used the answer phone messages on that for aaaaggggeeees, they were great.
kimpy225
11-21-2002, 07:38 PM
my one friends cell phone message is like.. hi. this is tom. thank you for calling my phone but i am not here right now. but you are important to me so please leave me a message. i will call you when i can.
and its funny because he did it in a really sarcastic-happy voice like he really did care haha
i made my friends cell phone message too.. its like.. HELLO! and it was really funny so you just hear her and me cracking up after i said it haha
and her alternate one is with a country accent.. like HOWWDEE! sorry i aint near the phone right now!
or something like that :)
Shankerr
11-21-2002, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Anyone who's ever tried to phone him and got his voicemail will know that Yatesy has the BEST voicemail going.

what does it say??
Tryska
11-22-2002, 06:15 AM
mine sounds like some sort of phone sex line apparently, but my brother's is pretty funny....

ring-ring...

"WHAT?!!!"
pause...
"okay, i'm not here right now..leave a message" and then you hearing him cracking up.


The first time i heard it, i was about to cuss him out for answering his phone so rudely. *lol*
McBain
11-22-2002, 06:22 AM
has anyone heard the electric light orchestra?

mine just had this crazy orchestra music in a cresendo then at the top it was just the beep, haha at least i was amused :D
ericg
11-22-2002, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Anyone who's ever tried to phone him and got his voicemail will know that Yatesy has the BEST voicemail going.

Ya man, let the cat out of the bag.

Show:

Thanks for the links. So far I like this one the best from those sites.

"Hi. I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
Workhorse
11-22-2002, 08:28 AM
"Hello, Joe's creamatorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em, how may I help you?"

Workhorse
IceRgrrl
11-22-2002, 09:56 AM
"Maybe I'm home, maybe I'm not.
Leave me a message...thanks a lot!"

:p
Relentless
11-22-2002, 10:02 AM
cheesy but fun

*cue Mission Impossible soundtrack*
Your mission, should you choose to accept it
is to leave a coherent message
including your name, number and purpose of your call
as always, if you are captured or killed, Callahan will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
This message will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...BEEEEEP
The_Chicken_Daddy
11-22-2002, 10:07 AM
Nah, you'll have to either ask him, or et his number and try phoning him.

It won't be as funny if i just tell you guys.

Let's just say this: it's not entirely sensible, and it suits him to a tee.
Relentless
11-22-2002, 10:08 AM
record it and post it as an .mp3 attachment, mate!