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Alex.V
11-25-2002, 09:34 PM
In the interest of those who don't feel the need to add tuna to a bulking meal.. (News flash. Tuna is good because it's low fat. Adding cheese to tuna in an effort to make it palatable does not make you hard core. it makes you weird. eat steak)

(Just messin)

Ingredients:
1/4 pound mozzarella cheese
1.25 pounds lean ground beef
6 slices whole wheat bread.


Ready?

1) Turn on grill
2) Open beef container. Dump on grill
3) Close grill
4) Wait until meat stops mooing
5) Put cheese on top of meat
6) Put cooked burger on top of three slices of bread. Cover with other three slices.
7) Add condiments as desired
8) Attempt to eat without making a mess.



mmmm.

Pup
11-25-2002, 10:12 PM
Ya know...if you were to use venison burger and low fat mozzarella, that could be a semi-clean meal.

ElPietro
11-25-2002, 10:16 PM
Wow, meathead and gourmet chef. :)

I agree on the tuna thing as well. I have tried to eat it...and I don't like it. It's just another source of protein, nothing more.

Just one note...if it's a steak and not ground beef, you do not have to wait until it stops mooing as explained in option 4. :drooling:

IceRgrrl
11-26-2002, 06:07 AM
All three of you are welcome to cook for me anytime... ;)

Just some girl
11-26-2002, 06:33 AM
lol. i cannot believe you posted your ghetto burger. people are gonna think you cant cook.

;)

Savannah
11-26-2002, 08:24 AM
LMAO@ that B

Alex.V
11-26-2002, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by just_a_pup
Ya know...if you were to use venison burger and low fat mozzarella, that could be a semi-clean meal.

:mad: :swear:

Anybody caught making a sub-2000 calorie ghetto burger will be beaten with the bent fork I used as a spatula since I forgot to start the dishwasher last night..

In addition, anybody insulting my culinary talents will also be beaten, with 2 pounds of fennel osso buco and a plate topped with garlic parmesan risotto. That would be my next recipe, but now I'm terribly put out.

That is all.

ElPietro
11-26-2002, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Belial
In addition, anybody insulting my culinary talents will also be beaten, with 2 pounds of fennel osso buco and a plate topped with garlic parmesan risotto. That would be my next recipe, but now I'm terribly put out.

Jesus H. Christ. What language was that you just spoke in? What kind of meathead are you? If I see raw meat it's all I can do to stop myself from grunting and eating whatever is there before it's cooked!

AdamGberg
11-26-2002, 04:19 PM
:burger: :burger: :burger:

:drooling:

WillKuenzel
11-27-2002, 01:42 AM
Now you could toss 2 pieces of meat on the grill, cook some bacon and use 3 more slices of bread to make a club. Double decker, yeah!

the doc
11-27-2002, 08:46 AM
LMAO@ that recipe

Budiak
11-27-2002, 12:52 PM
Yeah Doc, no ****. That is one seriously ghetto burger.


I mean...do you even use a plate, man? ****!


FIRE BAD!

MEAT GOOOD!

Tryska
11-27-2002, 01:12 PM
is it the three slices of bread that make it ghetto?

you are supposed to drink this with koolaid right?

Relentless
11-27-2002, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Belial
4) Wait until meat stops mooing


LMAO

the doc
11-27-2002, 10:05 PM
i am going to try a redneck variation on the ghetto burger where i substitute ground venison for the beef and mix some onions with it but i dont expect any mooing since deer are quiet creatures

Budiak
11-28-2002, 05:37 AM
The Budiak version wouldnt be so much burger, as it would be fried eggs, and the bread wouldnt be so much bread as it would be toast, and you wouldt eat it off of the grill, you'd put it on a plate and sit at a table with a beautiful woman wearing no clothes.


But yours sounds good, too...

the doc
11-28-2002, 07:42 AM
would you recommend any fiber with this meal Mr. meathead :p

ElPietro
11-28-2002, 09:23 AM
You know, I was just thinking, if they could make some form of edible staple that would be totally sweet. Then when you make a filet, you could just staple the bacon to it and it wouldn't always fall off. Or if your ghetto burger is falling apart you could just staple more meat to it, etc. This is a thing of culinary beauty, to be able to staple multiple meat products together, in a symphony a grilling magic. :)

Budiak
11-28-2002, 11:51 AM
El P, consider yourself QUOTED!!

ElPietro
11-28-2002, 11:58 AM
I am honoured. :D

Savannah
11-28-2002, 01:21 PM
I'm was still laughing over the ghetto burger thing, but El P that thought is classic!

This thread goes right to the top of my favourite threads right along side McBain's little conniption from way back.

_-_v_-_
11-28-2002, 03:07 PM
McBain's little conniption? Please elaborate :)

ElPietro
11-28-2002, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by _-_v_-_
McBain's little conniption? Please elaborate :)

I think she is referring to this thread. (http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=19152)

_-_v_-_
11-28-2002, 04:02 PM
LMAO.

Thanks.

ectx
12-01-2002, 11:09 PM
Now I'm gonna have to post my recipe for Barrio Burgers. Can't get any more ghetto than that.

McBain
12-02-2002, 07:21 AM
that burger sounds ace, isnt it hard to swallow all that bread?


(btw sav :swear:...........goddamn cookies)

Jane
12-07-2002, 11:05 AM
So I'm scrolling down the recipe forum and I'm like "whoa! Belial posted a recipe! How could I have missed it?"

And it's the ghetto burger.

This is almost as anticlimatic as when I finally got my US citizenship and a lady in pink sweater had me sign five papers and told me to leave.

Alex.V
12-07-2002, 08:26 PM
You know you like it.

Budiak
12-07-2002, 08:32 PM
Got something against pink?

Jane
12-08-2002, 09:16 AM
No. All I know is that when my parental guardians finally got their citizenship they got a nice little ceremony, got to say an oath, and watched the mayor give a speech. I'm under 18, so you see, I wouldn't appreciate that stuff. I get Pinkie instead.

Oh and uh...uh...yes, the ghetto burger. Um, what are the macros for that?

Saint Patrick
12-08-2002, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Budiak
Got something against pink?

Salmon - The OTHER pink meat.

The Calvinator
12-08-2002, 11:36 PM
i usually just buy meat in a little over 1lb. portions and just throw the whole thing on the grill and when it is done throw some hot sauce and mustard on it and go at it!!

Alex.V
12-11-2002, 10:50 AM
There ya go. You've got the spirit.

Bam Bam
12-11-2002, 11:07 AM
wonders why this is ghetto

good indeed hmmmmmm but ghetto(thinks maybe he is ghetto by not recognizing this burger as ghetto

Tryska
12-11-2002, 11:16 AM
you and me both homeslice.

Alex.V
12-18-2002, 06:48 PM
Well, you asked for it.

Alex.V
12-18-2002, 06:48 PM
So good.

the doc
12-18-2002, 06:55 PM
Lol... smaller than i though it would be

are you using like 60% lean beef?

heres an idea, buy one of those kroger tubes of beef and cook that next

sort of a ghetto hot dog

Alex.V
12-18-2002, 06:58 PM
I should put my hand next to it for comparison. That's 1.45 pounds of beef. :) On a large dinner plate.

I like the ghetto hot dog idea, though.

the doc
12-23-2002, 11:14 PM
Lack of bread and a little inspiration led to the creation of this ghetto variation

the doc
12-23-2002, 11:15 PM
a little action shot, check out the poof of smoke
:evillaugh

the doc
12-23-2002, 11:16 PM
the final product, with a side of whole wheat noodles for some fibre :D

Alex.V
12-24-2002, 04:33 PM
Nicely done sir!

GoldenBoy
01-13-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Tryska
is it the three slices of bread that make it ghetto?

you are supposed to drink this with koolaid right?

ive had plenty a ghetto bbq's chased with koolaid 'RED' flavor!

Just some girl
01-15-2003, 08:48 AM
doc...your whole wheat noodles look like my kosher for passover noodles. YUCK! i hope they taste better!

and im lmao at you two, B and doc....posting pictures of your ghetto burgers. crazy mofos. :p

Y2A
01-17-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by the doc
the final product, with a side of whole wheat noodles for some fibre :D

OH HELL YES, thats a fiiiiiiiiiiine meal :D

the doc
01-21-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Just some girl
doc...your whole wheat noodles look like my kosher for passover noodles. YUCK! i hope they taste better!

and im lmao at you two, B and doc....posting pictures of your ghetto burgers. crazy mofos. :p




:D YUM YUM :D

ChrisH
01-22-2003, 05:24 PM
Whats ground beef called in the UK? I thought at first you meant minced meat but it didn't make sense...

ChrisH
01-22-2003, 05:25 PM
Buying a george foreman grill soon though, so need to find out stuff like this so I can have myself a ghetto burger :D

the doc
01-22-2003, 05:33 PM
i had one last night myself
:drooling:

Budiak
01-25-2003, 12:59 AM
Doc, your Ghetto concoction both spurs a furious hunger in and saddens me.


HAIL!

ChrisH
01-25-2003, 07:31 PM
Whats ground beef called in the UK?!
I want a f'king ghetto burger!

Budiak
01-26-2003, 12:46 AM
Mince I believe.


But I dont believe everything I hear.

xraygirl
01-26-2003, 02:28 AM
As far as I know, it's called ground beef or ground meat in England as well.

gettinjackT
02-17-2003, 05:55 PM
i just had a ghetto burger and i have to say it was quite good, something i'll be eating on a regular basis.

Thanx Belial :thumbup:

Savannah
02-18-2003, 10:31 AM
LMAO @ the action sequence Doc!

Wu36
02-25-2003, 08:55 AM
lol this thread is classic

Saint Patrick
03-03-2003, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Belial
Well, you asked for it.

how the phuck do you take a bite out of that thing? there's no human mouth big enough....

Genacide
05-15-2008, 02:12 PM
I was looking for a burger recipe to try something new out tonight and came across this thread... classic!

Ramstein85
05-15-2008, 03:04 PM
My God Five Year Grave Digg!!!

ryuage
05-15-2008, 06:38 PM
classic... he described ground beef on bread with cheese =\ you found the wrong recipe... this falls under common sense.

Genacide
05-16-2008, 06:04 AM
classic... he described ground beef on bread with cheese =\ you found the wrong recipe... this falls under common sense.

The thread is classic, not the recipe. If you do a search for threads in the recipe section with burger in the title you only get 3 results.

Cirino83
05-16-2008, 07:35 AM
I think she is referring to this thread. (http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=19152)

hahahaha