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The_Blackstar
01-13-2003, 09:42 PM
Important Notice

Warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting bar
regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in liquid form.

The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to
convince male victims to have sex with them. "Beer" is available
virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy to
consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such
attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to.

Men often wake up after having "beer" with only hazy memories of what happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam known as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administered and they have already been sexually attacked.

Forward this to every male you know..........However, if you fall
victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of similarly-affected guys. For your nearest support group just look up 'Bars' in the yellowpages.

Scooby-Doo
01-13-2003, 09:59 PM
AH OH!! :alcoholic

Miss Rezza
01-13-2003, 10:14 PM
Beer!! Works like a charm everytime!!! :nod:

The_Blackstar
01-13-2003, 10:50 PM
I think it is funny because every guy, at one time or another, has fallen victim to an unattractive women because of "beer".

kAiXuan
01-13-2003, 10:58 PM
speak for yourself holmes :D

WillKuenzel
01-13-2003, 11:04 PM
:withstupi

I don't think all of us have.

Coster
01-13-2003, 11:48 PM
i have been a victim. =(

Shane
01-13-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by kAiXuan
speak for yourself holmes :D

:withstupi :angel:

JD77
01-14-2003, 12:46 AM
I had a buddy in college who would bring home some real walrusses after too many beers. Bud just never made me like fat. tuttut

BennettBoy
01-14-2003, 06:58 AM
Beer or no beer......I want no part of the UGLIES :D

galileo
01-14-2003, 07:33 AM
Fat girls need loving too.

Beer was a gift from God to the clinically obese.

Workhorse
01-14-2003, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by Miss Rezza
Beer!! Works like a charm everytime!!! :nod:
Hey beautiful, buy me a beer? ;) lol

IceRgrrl
01-14-2003, 08:06 AM
"Beer...helping ugly people get laid since 1842."

:p

YatesNightBlade
01-14-2003, 08:25 AM
I guess it works both ways.

IceRgrrl
01-14-2003, 08:30 AM
...like most things...LOL! ;)

Sayiajin Prince
01-14-2003, 08:51 AM
lmao!

Berserker
01-14-2003, 10:25 AM
Stands up, My name is ...
Anyone whos never had a fat chick, is a liar, never been drunk, or a virgin.

The worst part is waking up with a morning wood, and shes like oh baby....

Tryska
01-14-2003, 10:26 AM
:scratch:

Workhorse
01-14-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Berserker
Stands up, My name is ...
Anyone whos never had a fat chick, is a liar
I guess I'm a liar then... :(

Shankerr
01-14-2003, 10:33 AM
hmm, now I know how I woke up next to those girls last time! Dammit, and here I thought they were being nice buying me one of these things they call "Beer" Little did I know they just wanted to get their paws on me...... I'm going to need a support group now :cry:

The_Blackstar
01-14-2003, 10:50 PM
I admit it. I have recently fallen victem to a now used/ugly ex-girlfriend of mine that I had in back in 9th grade. I was at a party, getting drunk, and before I knew it, it was too late. I did not have sex with her, but we still made out. I was revolted the next morning to wake up not only with a nasty hangover, but to a big, purple, hickey on my neck. The bruse on my neck was sort of like the bruse on my ego, and it was a sickening reminder of what a dirty secret I kept, that did not go away for a week. Trust me guys, I didnt think it could happen to me. The moral of this story is, ***DONT DRINK ALONE WITH UGLY/FAT CHICKS***

Berserker
01-15-2003, 02:37 AM
Its better to drink alone with ugly chicks, then have hyour friends fine out!

Tryska
01-15-2003, 04:48 AM
ugh...y'alls attitudes are irkin me.

researchchems4u
01-15-2003, 05:01 AM
Damn I used to get date-raped all the time. Not any more!! Rarely ever drink and when I do it's when me and my gf got to the lesbo bar to pick up other hotties and have a rug-munching contest!!:p :whip:

YatesNightBlade
01-15-2003, 06:32 AM
nice !!

Jerk !!