Pranks

[heathj]

Anyone got any good pranks within the dorms? I gotta get my friend good, real good....

[AstronautJones]

Call your local recruiter for all the branches of the military, requesting info (pamphlets, etc.), then give them you're friends mailing address. Your friend will receive INSANE amounts of info from the army, navy, marines, air force. . . etc etc etc. . . It will never stop. :D

[PowerManDL]

When he's in the shower, get a shotgun and blow him to hell.

[AstronautJones]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
When he's in the shower, get a shotgun and blow him to hell.

:omg: tuttut

[xraygirl]

Go to a bookstore magazine rack, grab a subscription card out of a gay mag and subscribe him.

[Bigmofo]

Try to get some HIV infected fresh blood in a syringe and then inject him while he is sleeping..:D

[orangecrush]

LOL@Powerman and BigMofo

[DoubleGulp]

Take a huge dump on his pillow.

[Scooby-Doo]

Find a really feminine sexy drag queen and have 'her' seduce him! :D

[JD77]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
When he's in the shower, get a shotgun and blow him to hell.

LMAO!

[Manveet]

The mailing list sounds pretty good. I wanna here some more, lol.

[lick]

put some stinky lotion in his socks. tell him you jizzed in em after he puts em on. or just jizz in em.

we did to my old roommate (with lotion). he was so pissed, he threw away is own sock. it was just lotion...

[The_Blackstar]

You could put a thin layer of seran wrap over the toilet bowl, under the seat. When he goes to take a ****, it will hit the seran wrap and squish up all over his ass. We did this to a friend, I have never seen a man so angry in my entire life. This is not as effective if he is taking a piss, because there is a higher risk of him seeing the plastic layer.

[Manveet]

You could put a thin layer of seran wrap over the toilet bowl, under the seat. When he goes to take a ****, it will hit the seran wrap and squish up all over his ass. We did this to a friend, I have never seen a man so angry in my entire life. This is not as effective if he is taking a piss, because there is a higher risk of him seeing the plastic layer.

LOL!, do this one Heath.

[xraygirl]

I was going to suggest that one, but I figured that y'all knew about that one already...

[Allie]

OK Take a condom and a large bath towel. I will let youknow that this is tricky, fill it with water (I mean A LOT of water) hence why the towel to hold and carry it. Once the condom is full tie it off, use the towel to carry it to his bed and GENTLY roll it off. Now your friend will have a bed, with a very large condom full of water on it. There is one way and only one way to remove this. If he goes to pick it up, it should break. and so the result he has to break it and soak his matress in water :)

You can thank my dad for this prank nd teaching it to me

[YatesNightBlade]

Steal his car keys ... move the car around the corner (so he can't see it) and return his keys.

He'll phone the cops and report his car stolen and will look rather silly when it's found around the corner. Perfecto.

[Relentless]

pranks are teh lame

[Praetorian]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
When he's in the shower blow him to hell.

tuttut

[Reinier]

take a dump in the water reservoir of the toilet and every time they flush its **** water

[RisingPhoenix]

One of the guys on my floor was too lazy to go to the bathroom so he pissed in an empty mountain dew can..

set it on his roommates desk.... and let it be.

When his roommate got back from class, he saw the can, took a swig, and found out the hard way. :p

[Rock]

go on the net, find a picture of a nekkid man, print out the nekkid man pic and put it in his Wallet.

[YatesNightBlade]

lol

[YatesNightBlade]

but what if there's already a picture there ? and it happens to be a picture of you. Could back fire !!

[Rock]

it could...

then just go get the artellieri , ****city.com or something

[Praetorian]

www.steinyoungandready.com

[Shankerr]

1) take the water fill hose out fo the toilet tank, and aim it out through the lid, so that when the guy flushes, instead of the water hose refilling the tank, it will squirt out all over him.

2) when he goes out drinking, tape old pizza boxes all over his door. Doens't sound like much, but just wait and see the effects when he comes home hammered and tries to get into the room ;)

3) Put a thick line of baby powder in front of his door on the ground, right at the crack between the door and the floor. Take a hair dryer, and blow it all into his room.. it'll float up in the updraft and coat everything.

4) when he passes out, put shaving cream in his hands, tickle nose with feather, wait, take pictures and post them all over campus.

5) get roomie hammered, take him to a gay bar, sit him in a stool, and leave.

6) sign roomie up for whatever gay organization is at your school. Put right on application that you want to be in this years parade/march whatever.. someone ill be calling him for weeks....

These are all pranks that I pulled in conjunction with a few mates on our room mates when I was at Western ;)