Would someone please explain the Ninja Vs. Pirate thing

[maverick]

Would someone please explain the Ninja Vs. Pirate thing?

I don't understand what its all about.


:scratch:

[kimpy225]

i just did in that other thread

they are groups that battle and try to become the best

you stick together and everything

i personally am a :ninja: since all of the cool guys are ninjas. they invited me to be one since i have the ninja spirit and soul
it seems as if everyone not invited to be a ninja since they arent sweet enough, gets to be invited to the pirate group.

[Tryska]

it's just wbbs version of gangs.

[kAiXuan]

really, there is nothing to explain
either your totally sweet and insane and will chop off heads without thinking twice about it
or you are totally ghey and crippled and will hump the other seamen without thinking twice about it

[Lizzie]

UMMM and whats wrong with that????

[the doc]

ninjas and pirates are ghey!

scientists, now they are the really cool ones

How'd you like a body slam follow by me pouring triflic acid all over you and then totally watching your body melt away...

...COOL!

[Lizzie]

doc has issues.:omg:

[raniali]

doc, stop teasing me! i'll see your triflic and raise you a chromerge bath.

[maverick]

ok, I see so they are two forum gangs full of semi-crazy ppl who either pillage and burn things, or chop off ppls heads.

[kimpy225]

Originally posted by the doc
ninjas and pirates are ghey!

scientists, now they are the really cool ones

How'd you like a body slam follow by me pouring triflic acid all over you and then totally watching your body melt away...

...COOL!

tuttut

*slaps doc with a trout*
;)

[Lizzie]

We're better.

[Tryska]

Originally posted by maverick
ok, I see so they are two forum gangs full of semi-crazy ppl who either pillage and burn things, or chop off ppls heads.

and pop hyooge boners.

[kimpy225]

rock on tryska! :)

*wails on guitar*

[Lizzie]

And ninjas can play only one instrument.

[Shane]

I can't believe we are totally forgetting about Vikings.

[Rock]

pop huge boners!!! what in the name of the lord.


poping huge boners...what does that really mean, is it when someone takes the virginity of a dude with a big boner? like he got popped.

or is it people with big boners doing the pop! like focusing massive energy to the boner really fast, so it pops on you, I would imagine Pee Wee Herman being the poping type.

[Tryska]

how can anyone forget vikings, i ask you.

[Relentless]

Originally posted by Shane
I can't believe we are totally forgetting about Vikings.

Vikings are simply proto-pirates with smellier breath (lutefisk, rakefisk, aquavit).

[Lizzie]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[ectx]

Originally posted by the doc
ninjas and pirates are ghey!

scientists, now they are the really cool ones

How'd you like a body slam follow by me pouring triflic acid all over you and then totally watching your body melt away...

...COOL!

I agree with doc. Scientists rock.

*tosses doc a vial of bacterial toxins for his arsenal*

[Rock]

The Vikings loved Ale, they loved it so much, scientists today have problems understand how their liver endured all the drinking, so if you drink really much and like to carry women into your bed, youre a viking!!

[cyclone]

I think we need a group of Vikings as well......hear me out.....a modern day Viking would kill you for no reason with a big ass sword, spiked mace or maybe blast you to hell with a fully automatic shotgun, eat all of your food, get wild with your woman and take all your stuff while jammin' on thrash metal.

Now that would be SWEEEEEET !

[Lizzie]

Sounds like a pirate

[kimpy225]

lol lizzie what do you play?
i used to play the flute and the piano also
and haha vikings!!

[cyclone]

Originally posted by Lizzie
Sounds like a pirate

Sorta, except Vikings like women.

[Sayiajin Prince]

ninjas can pop 6 foot boners, theres nothing more boss than that

rock- it means we our schlockeys can be errectd up to 6ft :)

[Lizzie]

I play.............well never mind what I play.LOL

[Relentless]

Rammstein makes decent modern Viking music

but I still maintain they were pirates before pirates were even a thing

- they went around in boats
- rape loot pillage burn
- funny hats
- smelled bad

I mean, that's pretty much all you need to be a pirate, right?

[Tryska]

not really cuz they settled down and were farmers as well.

vikings are a breed unto themselves.

[Lizzie]

ok what exactly can you do with a 6ft boner realistically

[cyclone]

Vikings are better.

No big, shiny, gay looking buckles.

[Relentless]

Originally posted by Lizzie
ok what exactly can you do with a 6ft boner realistically

hang your laundry to dry EVEN in the ABSENCE of a clothesline!

[kimpy225]

what can you realistically do on a boat with a tree leg and a hook? lol
and AHA! see i play stuff!

lol at cyclone!

[Praetorian]

Originally posted by Lizzie
ok what exactly can you do with a 6ft boner realistically

he can slap u silly :p


ai ai ai

[Lizzie]

Kimpy use your imagination....there's lots i could do with a tree leg and a hook;)

[kimpy225]

with the people on your boat only though i meant
no variety if you are stuck with cent and stpatrick :)

and OUCH
that hook is sharp
btw- cent threw his treeleg in the water when i bit it! he is a hobbler!

[Praetorian]

*hobbles around*

[the doc]

Originally posted by Lizzie
I play.............well never mind what I play.LOL


lizzie plays the skin flute :p

[Lizzie]

Kimpy all you need to do is just ask......i'm sure we could fit you somewhere in our crew.

[PowerManDL]

sigh.......everyone forgets their history so quickly.

I think you all need to be reminded of how the pirates were defeated so soundly back during WW2:

The Pirate Dance

SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

The End

-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

[cyclone]

Originally posted by Callahan
Rammstein makes decent modern Viking music

but I still maintain they were pirates before pirates were even a thing

- they went around in boats
- rape loot pillage burn
- funny hats
- smelled bad

I mean, that's pretty much all you need to be a pirate, right?

Pirates attacked ship to ship.......know why?? Because the men they were going to molest on the other boat couldn't get away.

Vikings would attack on land......because thats where the women were.

Moral - Pirates = gay (look at what pirates wear.......please)

Vikings = ace

[cyclone]

oh yea....one more thing....Vikings would kick Pirate and Ninja ass in a powerlifting meet.

[kimpy225]

lol i am already with my guys
i dont need to be part of a working crew
i can get sweaty other ways :)

[the doc]

Originally posted by raniali
doc, stop teasing me! i'll see your triflic and raise you a chromerge bath.

chromerge eh? We should see some really nasty gases come out also

hard to top that one
:evillaugh:
muhahhahahahahaha

[cyclone]

Originally posted by cyclone
oh yea....one more thing....Vikings would kick Pirate and Ninja ass in a powerlifting meet.

Quoting myself.....damn I'm good.

How could you squat with a wooden leg? Or bench press with a hook? Or deadlift......wait a sec.....you'd need two hooks to deadlift.....that could be cool.

Anyhow.....could you imagine a Ninja squatting.......rock bottom with alot of strain, popping a boner and knocking himself out! Thats funny as hell just picturing it.

VIKING POWER!

[Lizzie]

Kimpy Kimpy.......you will see the light.

[Lizzie]

mr pietro has taken one too many slap shots to the head.

[Rock]

sweet!!!!! in the ancient Rome, one Cesar once said, we must not fight the vikings, but trade with them!

[cyclone]

Originally posted by Rock
sweet!!!!! in the ancient Rome, one Cesar once said, we must not fight the vikings, but trade with them!

Sissy Romans.

[kimpy225]

lol what light?
it is dark at sea when its stormy and night time :)

[Lizzie]

We dont just sail at night and rocking boats are just way better.

[maverick]

oooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyyy:eek:


I see that you are all crazy, I'm only half crazy, so I wouldn't fit in.

[Tryska]

maverick...you and i can start our own gang.

actually no, cuz i'm a lone wolf sort, but we can form an alliance.

[cyclone]

What the hell is this? Survivor?

[Shane]

What gang would that by Tryska?

[Rock]

It would be the independent smart women gang!!!

[cyclone]

You just called Maverick an independent smart woman

[Tryska]

*lol* cyclone....survivor has ruined the word alliance forever and ever.


shane...i dunno.....like i said, i'm not into gangs too much, to much pressure to conform...we've talked about this as far as my political leanings go, so you know what i mean i think.

speaking of which i still owe ou a pm don't i?

[Rock]

you could like be like Sex in the city, I always think off Tryska when I see that show.

[Tryska]

*lol* oh yeah rock? which character?

(you better say carrie or i'll kill you)

[maverick]

Originally posted by Rock
It would be the independent smart women gang!!!

ummm...yeah...okay there, but I don't think I'd look good in a dresstuttut



:D

[Rock]

CARRIE!!! the one who likes Mr.Big

Personally, I want to have sex with all of them at once, and then we could talk about how this is all natural, we are mature and independented and dont need to worry about anything, and then we would go down to the cofee shop and buy bagels.

[Shane]

Smart move Rock. Ninjas chop peoples heads off and pirates make them walk the plank...but we don't know yet what these Independent gang people can do. :eek:

[voodazz]

Originally posted by cyclone


Quoting myself.....damn I'm good.

How could you squat with a wooden leg? Or bench press with a hook? Or deadlift......wait a sec.....you'd need two hooks to deadlift.....that could be cool.

Anyhow.....could you imagine a Ninja squatting.......rock bottom with alot of strain, popping a boner and knocking himself out! Thats funny as hell just picturing it.

VIKING POWER!
While the Vikings and Pirates are doing their silly little squatting, a ninja would just saunter up to them and nail them with the touch of death and then the victim would be crushed under all that weight and the ninjas would wail on their axes over all the crushed Viking and Pirate bodies. Sweet. THE END.

[Tryska]

Originally posted by maverick


ummm...yeah...okay there, but I don't think I'd look good in a dresstuttut



:D


darling i could make you look faaaaabulous. ;) ;)

[Rock]

Shane, seriously they can do alot.


Voodazz, history claims that Vikings took part in over 600battles and lost 3 of them, ofcourse a drunk guy told me this..so..hehe

[maverick]

Originally posted by Tryska



darling i could make you look faaaaabulous. ;) ;)


umm...no, thats ok.

[Tryska]

Originally posted by Shane
Smart move Rock. Ninjas chop peoples heads off and pirates make them walk the plank...but we don't know yet what these Independent gang people can do. :eek:


*does a flying matrix meets crouching tiger kick*

[Relentless]

Originally posted by Rock
Shane, seriously they can do alot.


Voodazz, history claims that Vikings took part in over 600battles and lost 3 of them, ofcourse a drunk guy told me this..so..hehe

A drunk NORWEGIAN guy no doubt.

In my experience, Norwegians are overly fond of exaggerating their exploits.

[cyclone]

Ninjas are wimps for the simple fact that they like to sneak up on their victims. A viking will look you in the eye as he kills you.

[cyclone]

Originally posted by Tryska



*does a flying matrix meets crouching tiger kick*

We're all screwed!!! Seems that the Independents can fly....dammit!

[kimpy225]

Originally posted by cyclone
Ninjas are wimps for the simple fact that they like to sneak up on their victims. A viking will look you in the eye as he kills you.

i'll look anyone in the eye
*crowbars cyclone*
they wont cover their nose of stench from pirate juice! they will like my lovely smell :)

[kAiXuan]

i did not choose to be a ninja, i was simply born it
shinobi, ninja gaiden, TMNT.......these were my real friends when i was growing up
Vikings are nothing more than ugly, fat, lazy slobs
Killing by stealth is classy you fool, dont be mad cause your too stupid not to hear our soundless footsteps..........pfffffft

[cyclone]

your crowbar is no match for my thick heavy animal pelts and horny iron helmet.......prepare to be violated

[Tryska]

*lmao*@this!!

[Praetorian]

but nothing beats my super-powered-hook that kicks ass

[cyclone]

I once had to scrape a ninja off of the bottom of my furry boot.....
seems that the little bastard was trying to sneak up on me and I accidentially stepped on him........he screamed like a little girl.

[maverick]

can't we all just get along.:D

[Praetorian]

Originally posted by cyclone
I once had to scrape a ninja off of the bottom of my furry boot.....
seems that the little bastard was trying to sneak up on me and I accidentially stepped on him........he screamed like a little girl.

bwahahahahahaaha

[Reinier]

It is better to be a dead pirate, than to be a pirate living amongst ninjas.

[cyclone]

I'm done.......got nothing left.

its been fun

[Rock]

you did a good job promoting the vikings, we are a seldom breed.

[Shane]

Originally posted by cyclone
oh yea....one more thing....Vikings would kick Pirate and Ninja ass in a powerlifting meet.

True.

Of course, Pirates had fireships and grenades. How cool is that?

[Budiak]

I'm leaning more towards Vikings, myself. Pirates...cool pants, but Vikings just kick ass.

[Shane]

Lo, there do I see my father
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever.


Man, that just kicks arse.

[Lizzie]

Lo they are telling you to be a pirate

[Shane]

Originally posted by Lizzie
Lo they are telling you to be a pirate

lol :D

It'd probably look more appropriate. 5'10" sounds kinda short to be a viking.

[Lizzie]

so there are no short vikings?

[Shane]

Originally posted by Lizzie
so there are no short vikings?

Maybe after they had their legs chopped off.

[kimpy225]

Originally posted by cyclone
I once had to scrape a ninja off of the bottom of my furry boot.....
seems that the little bastard was trying to sneak up on me and I accidentially stepped on him........he screamed like a little girl.

i'm not sure who you are thinking of!
i am not short
i am...
5'6" and 3/4!!!!
:ninja:

i love how you guys say that big and smelly is cool. but you would never walk up to a girl after not showering for 3 days and a workout haha.
you guys are GROSS!
i bet you have bugs and all of that stuff in your hair
i'll stick to my handsome, well groomed :ninja:

[Tryska]

shane, where is that from?

[Herc]

Eaters of the Dead or the Movie that was made from it (13th warrior???)

[Tryska]

i knew i knew that from somewhere. i was thinking either Eaters of the Dead or Beowulf.

[cyclone]

The 13th Warrior.....ahhh.....Viking ass kicking at its finest.

On a side note.....the Vikings, Scots, and Irish were allies.

[ElPietro]

Just watched 13th warrior the other night. One of the very few Banderas movies I have actually enjoyed.

[Bam Bam]

Im in my own gang i think trysk is trying to follow suite


merc fo life

[Tryska]

boy please...your ink says differently.

[Rock]

in the 13warrior they used actual norwegians in some of the parts as vikings, kewl.

[ericg]

so how do i become a ninja?

is it worth the risks?

do i have to give up my piercings?

how bout my disco shoes?

[Tryska]

baby baby please don't lose the disco shoes.

[Shane]

I love the 13th Warrior. The book was even better.

Reading that "lo there" thing makes me want to lift weights though. Or whip out a sword and start swinging...but I'll stick with the safer of the two. :)

[Tryska]

the book whooped ass - i've never seen the movie.

[Shane]

It's good. The book is better though. That was such an easy read to it only takes one night. You can see how some myths develop in cultures which I thought was the coolest thing about it.

[Bam Bam]

Originally posted by Tryska
boy please...your ink says differently.


hey uhmm were talkin wbb gangs here woman

[Tryska]

oh sure..now you wanna switch up.

[Relentless]

I found the style in which Crichton wrote the book to be interesting

but the book itself was a bit tedious