Saturday Fever
01-31-2003, 10:56 AM
Just thought we could use a thread like this, because there are only about 4 running right now.
I think we should go to war with everyone and kill them all! If you are a true American and believe in George Bush then you would feel the same way! America should speak with one voice! Death to everyone outside the US borders!
A few good supporting points for my thread:
1) If we kill everyone, there will be no more Canada and hence, no more mounted police. (because Mounties are terrorists.)
2) If we kill everyone, there will be no more dirty mexicans. And if white supremists have one less thing to complain about, then the nation can be at peace!
3) If wel kill everyone, we can finally pay back those damned russians for the Cold War! This will especially earn points in Cheney and Rumsfeld's society.
4) If we kill everyone, we can kill all the whiny assholes that protest child labor overseas! Then our corporations can resume the open practice of cheap child labor, thus increasing their profits and allowing them to not pay greedy american wages!
Aside from those 4 very valid points, if you don't support killing everyone, you just aren't American. I mean, there is so much proof that the mounties transport weapons for canadian terrorists. Oh there is tons of proof, but unfortunately those mounties are so smart they hide it from intelligence surveillance. it's incredible but trust me, WE KNOW. So be an American, write to your local Congressman letting them know that you support killing everyone!
I think we should go to war with everyone and kill them all! If you are a true American and believe in George Bush then you would feel the same way! America should speak with one voice! Death to everyone outside the US borders!
A few good supporting points for my thread:
1) If we kill everyone, there will be no more Canada and hence, no more mounted police. (because Mounties are terrorists.)
2) If we kill everyone, there will be no more dirty mexicans. And if white supremists have one less thing to complain about, then the nation can be at peace!
3) If wel kill everyone, we can finally pay back those damned russians for the Cold War! This will especially earn points in Cheney and Rumsfeld's society.
4) If we kill everyone, we can kill all the whiny assholes that protest child labor overseas! Then our corporations can resume the open practice of cheap child labor, thus increasing their profits and allowing them to not pay greedy american wages!
Aside from those 4 very valid points, if you don't support killing everyone, you just aren't American. I mean, there is so much proof that the mounties transport weapons for canadian terrorists. Oh there is tons of proof, but unfortunately those mounties are so smart they hide it from intelligence surveillance. it's incredible but trust me, WE KNOW. So be an American, write to your local Congressman letting them know that you support killing everyone!