Getting Pumped before the Bar

[The Icon27]

I just want to see if everyone is just as big of losers as I am.

I always do like 100 pushups and hang from a ledge where I live and do pull ups with my friends before we go out to the bars so that our arms/chest/back look big...we have problems. I just wanna see how many people actually fess up to doing this!

[MrWebb78]

ive joked about it, but never actually done it. dont you then get all sweaty and grimey before the bar?? anyways please share the success rate so i know if i should!:)

[Manveet]

LOL, no man I don't do that.

[AstronautJones]

I leave all that stuff for the gym.

[Orange357]

LMAO!!!

[PowerManDL]

Man I always like to put on my Fubu and gold chains, and my matching sunvisor and head to the gym on Friday night before I go out, yo.

I roll up ta them digs in mah whip, then I try to get my lift on, but dem hoes just keep blazin' mah hip so I can't even curl and *****.

[The Icon27]

you guys don't know what your missing.

This is a MUST if you are wearing a tight shirt (which if your going to the bars why wouldn't you wear a tight shirt)...

you simply can't afford not to!

[Manveet]

Lol @ Powerman.

Tight fitting shirts are lame. Sorry.

[Chris Rodgers]

:windup:

[Miss Rezza]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
Man I always like to put on my Fubu and gold chains, and my matching sunvisor and head to the gym on Friday night before I go out, yo.

I roll up ta them digs in mah whip, then I try to get my lift on, but dem hoes just keep blazin' mah hip so I can't even curl and *****.

Matt, as much as i luvs ya....... you seriously need some :help:

;)

[JD77]

I would think the resulting pit stains would turn women away...and then there's no need to go to the bar.

[PowerManDL]

***** gurl, you just mad cause I was gettin' mah bench on when you called, yo.

[Manveet]

[QUOTE]Matt, as much as i luvs ya....... you seriously need some [/QUOTE

dont playa hate.

[PowerManDL]

Originally posted by Manveet
[QUOTE]Matt, as much as i luvs ya....... you seriously need some [/QUOTE


I totally agree.

[Miss Rezza]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
***** gurl, you just mad cause I was gettin' mah bench on when you called, yo.

*shakes head*

Geez Matt, what are we gonna do with you eh?? :p

[Miss Rezza]

Sorry 'bout the degeneration Icon...

blame it on Matt!!

[PowerManDL]

I blame this on Australia.

[Miss Rezza]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
I blame this on Australia.

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/aktion/aktion055.gif

[Bam Bam]

so peeps actually do this huh?? ive heard of boys doing curls before the club but not a damn workout

[PowerManDL]

This is the behavior you'd expect from a country of convicts.

[WillKuenzel]

If you don't look big in everything you wear then you aren't big.

I'd spend time eating before going out.

[kook]

drinks lots of grain alcohol(cheap bastard!@) ta get primed up

[PowerManDL]

Originally posted by kook
drinks lots of grain alcohol(cheap bastard!@) ta get primed up

Or die.

[kook]

pleaaase grain alcohol wont kill you. are you serious?

[Maki Riddington]

I usually make sure I wear something that makes me look bigger then I am. When I hit the gym I pump my biceps and chest up and then come home, shower and change into my karl kani jeans, my fubu shirt and slap on my platnium chain and my gold watch.

I wear my trey boss timbalands and I'm out the door with a forty in a brown paper bag. By this time I got a buzz on and I'm looking hella big. People give me mad stares cause I'm looking tril boss. Too bad peeps is always playa hating on the playa. It's all good in my hood though. So I hit the club in style, big and buzzed and then the night starts.

[Just some girl]

hahaha. i thought this thread was gonna be about getting pumped before a lift. like, you know, at the bar...the barbell...erm....heh. silly me :p

[Maki Riddington]

Yes, silly you.

[BCC]

Originally posted by HomeYield
If you don't look big in everything you wear then you aren't big.

I'd spend time eating before going out.

:nod:



And lol @ Maki, only because I know it's true :cool:

[Maki Riddington]

LMAO, Hey! It's not true, I swear dude!!!

If and when Eric sees this thread he's gonna attempt to lay the smack down on my asian ass.

Seriously, that's so true, if you look big in some clothes and not everything you wear then you're not big YET!

[Beast]

Originally posted by HomeYield
If you don't look big in everything you wear then you aren't big.
I'd spend time eating before going out.
I only do that stuff if I'm at the beach or something, since it makes you look bigger and you think you look bigger.
And I wear the tight shirts to look bigger. :p

[Saint Patrick]

lol @ trey boss timbalands

[Paul Stagg]

Originally posted by HomeYield
If you don't look big in everything you wear then you aren't big.



Damn tootin.

Worry about your breath and not making an ass of yourself. Far more important than the minor, temporary pump you are trying to get.

[IceRgrrl]

Originally posted by Paul Stagg

Worry about your breath and not making an ass of yourself. Far more important than the minor, temporary pump you are trying to get.

Or maybe do a few reps of "personality primer" or "IQ enhancer" or something like that so that if/when someone does talk to you, they don't glaze over when you respond with "Um, ah...yeah...like...curls, I mean, GIRLS are awesome!" :p

[gino]

I liek to do kurls on my bowflex before going to the gay bar

[YatesNightBlade]

I like to pump ma cheeks before I hit those bars too. Drive dem locals wild. Woo Haaa !!!

[Manveet]

LMAO, as soon as I saw this thread I knew it was gonna get carved up like this.

[Tryska]

the boys i know don't need to do things like this.

[GIS]

Well, y'all beat me to it. I was gonna say if you need a pump to look big, you're not big. Not only that, but tight shirts are rather homosexual and you're only going to look like a doofus because it'll be obvious you're just trying to look big.

I hate the guys that purposly wear tight shirts and stand around all night with their stomach sucked in and their arms spread out like their lats are so wide they can't put their arms even remotely down. Half the time they're not even big... but the big guys look stupid just the same.

[gino]

Yates, I luv your glutes

[PowerManDL]

I are teh winar!

[PowerManDL]

PS I luv Yates and Ginos glutez

[MrWebb78]

i like wearing shirts so tight, you can see the definition in my nipples







ok j/k

[Rock]

well just try to get lean, then you will looked kinda pumped all the time.

but whats wrong about wearing a tight t-shirt? ofcourse if you got the lat syndrome, its just annoying.

[The Icon27]

Ok hold on...for those implying I am "trying" to look big, I am not "trying" to look big since I am already 6'3" 250 lbs. So I could wear a Moo-Moo and look swole.

It just gives you an extra edge, from the sound of it some of you may need to try it!

Oh and tight shrits are cool if you got the physique to pull them off (i.e. 6'3" 250).

Listen for The Icon has spoken

[kAiXuan]

whenever we have chicks at the pool or im out swimming ill do a bunch of pushups before i go out :thumbup:

[The Icon27]

Thank you kAiXua, they just have so much to learn from us and so little time.

[Maki Riddington]

I'm pumping up as I type. I'm starting my pre pump for the bar at 12:45pm.

[Relentless]

Originally posted by The Icon27
Ok hold on...for those implying I am "trying" to look big, I am not "trying" to look big since I am already 6'3" 250 lbs. So I could wear a Moo-Moo and look swole.

It just gives you an extra edge, from the sound of it some of you may need to try it!

Oh and tight shrits are cool if you got the physique to pull them off (i.e. 6'3" 250).

Listen for The Icon has spoken

ROFL

anyone at 6'3" and 250lbs and any kind of decently low BF does NOT need to get a pump on before going to a bar

I smell something.

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

I admit it, I might do some pushups before I get in the shower before going out, it's more of a mental thing. I am also 6'2 255 but I have a BF% of around 16-18%. I still look good though and look big in just about anything I wear and have been known to wear a tight shirt on occasion. Drunk girls like this though so it usually works out.

[Manveet]

I'm only 5'11 @ 200lbs:cry:


*does a bunch of pushups

[gino]

Originally posted by The Icon27
Ok hold on...for those implying I am "trying" to look big, I am not "trying" to look big since I am already 6'3" 250 lbs. So I could wear a Moo-Moo and look swole.

It just gives you an extra edge, from the sound of it some of you may need to try it!

Oh and tight shrits are cool if you got the physique to pull them off (i.e. 6'3" 250).

Listen for The Icon has spoken

Some guys I see who are 6'3" 250 in tight shirts are doing nothing but revealing what slobs they are. Spare tire, baby fat gyno, the whole 9

[Rock]

whats the whole 9.

looks at Gino with littlebrother eyes.

[Bam Bam]

hes talking about my ****** silly

[Beast]

Originally posted by Manveet
Tight fitting shirts are lame. Sorry.
I don't think so. I've gotten plenty of girls who just want to feel my muscles accentuated by my clothes. I equate guys wearing tight shirts to girls wearing skimpy clothes... they're both showing off what they have. But I DO hate the guys who act like they're huge, walking around with their arms in front of them like their lats are bigger than Gunther's.

[WillKuenzel]

I like to pump my arms and chest full of synthol before going out. Works for me.

[Miss Rezza]

Originally posted by YatesNightBlade
I like to pump ma cheeks before I hit those bars too. Drive dem locals wild. Woo Haaa !!!

ROFLMFAO!! :p :p :p

OMG!! I don't think i'm ever gonna recover after readin' that one Yates!! LOL!! :p

[AstronautJones]

Originally posted by NDBeast
But I DO hate the guys who act like they're huge, walking around with their arms in front of them like their lats are bigger than Gunther's.

LMAO! Me too!

[PowerManDL]

I shoot up a nice round of heroin to get my veins showing too.

[Manveet]

But I DO hate the guys who act like they're huge, walking around with their arms in front of them like their lats are bigger than Gunther's.

Most guys that wear tight shirts are like this. At least from what I've seen.

[Mystic Eric]

Originally posted by Manveet


Most guys that wear tight shirts are like this. At least from what I've seen.

Ironic coming from a guy that wears tight shirts himself...


Get online manveet!

[Vido]

If you don't wear a tight shirt to the bar, you're embarassed about your body. I agree with NDBeast. Guys like attractive girls wearing skimpy outfits, and girls like solid-looking guys wearing tight clothes. If you don't agree with this, then I don't think you've been to the bar very many times.

[PowerManDL]

I hate everyone that disagrees with me.

[Manveet]

and girls like solid-looking guys wearing tight clothes.

The key word here is "solid looking". I've seen PLENTY of non "solid looking" guys wear tight shirts.

[Vido]

Originally posted by Manveet


The key word here is "solid looking". I've seen PLENTY of non "solid looking" guys wear tight shirts.

True, but it's common sense to not try to show off what you don't have. That being said, yes there are a lot of people (of both sexes) wearing clothes that they shouldn't be. However, if you've got it, flaunt it.

[rookiebldr]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
I hate everyone that disagrees with me.

Somehow this post and your previous post seems to have been lost on the masses. Soooooooo


:eek:

[Miss Rezza]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
I hate everyone that disagrees with me.

I disagree with Matt!

[Coconutz100]

What do you do when a guy wears a sports bra or halter top to a club? He's hit on me a few times should I respond back?

[Mystic Eric]

Originally posted by Coconutz100
What do you do when a guy wears a sports bra or halter top to a club? He's hit on me a few times should I respond back?

You politely tell him you're not interested and that you're not like that. If he keeps doing it, kill him.

[the doc]

LMAO @ this whole mutha friggin thread

[Rock]

Arnold said that when he was at his biggest, it was like driving a Ferrari, it can go very very fast, but he doesnt have to go that fast all the time.

[The Icon27]

FYI for those making comments about my BF% it is ~16%-17% currently. I am cutting right now for summer to get to 12-13%, and when I get there I won't wear tight shirts, I just won't wear any shirts at all.

But I do agree that most people who wear tight shirts SHOULD NOT be wearing tight shirts. They are not for everyone. But if you can do it the girls will love ya for it.

[Rock]

muscle isnt to impressive for girls I think, its not gonna make them pick you over anyother guy.

[Vido]

In the long run, it won't make them pick you because you still have to talk to them and have some sort of personality before anything is going to happen.

However, most girls that tell you they think muscle is gross and disgusting are full of $%#^. They always say this, but I've never seen them apply it in real life.

[2 girls in a bar, Jenny and Kate]

Jenny: "Wow, look at that guy over there. He must work out, such a hot body."

Kate: "Forget him Jenny. What are you thinking anyway? Look at that scrawny kid over there who looks like he's dying. He's so dreamy! Let's go talk to him."

[2 girls walk off, leaving buff guy with nothing...YET AGAIN] :rolleyes:

[Manveet]

lol @ Vido.

I agree that girls do dig the "buff guy" look. But then again I've seen plenty of attractive women with not so buff guys. I think in a club seen or whatever, muscles will oblviously play an advantage for any guy. But outside a club seen, not so much.

[Bam Bam]

ive been told recently by girls my traps are gross (and im not that big of a guy) then again i have had lots of girls tell me they would like to do things to my 220 lb ass

[Belial]

I wear tight shirts when I go out. They look good.

What you gonna do about it?

[rookiebldr]

:omg:

[Manveet]

:withstupi

[the doc]

i like wearing tight shirts also! THey show off my love handles and gut rather nicely :D

If i am feeling crazy, I'll pump up my gut and handles with a 4000 calorie Nlarge shake!

[Manveet]

lmao @ the doc.

[Just some girl]

lmao @ doc.



Originally posted by Belial
I wear tight shirts when I go out. They look good.

What you gonna do about it?

i have a few ideas. :D :angel:

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

Like TOO SHORT said..... you ain't got shi*t if u don't got game.



Muscles are deffiently a nice added bonus.

[gino]

Originally posted by Bam Bam
then again i have had lots of girls tell me they would like to do things to my 220 lb ass

insert something?

[PowerManDL]

Originally posted by Belial
I wear tight shirts when I go out. They look good.

What you gonna do about it?

Laugh hysterically?


:D

[Bam Bam]

Originally posted by gino


insert something?

lol no man i dont get jig like that