View Full Version : You're all invited!
raniali
03-13-2003, 04:25 PM
I thought I would share the news that Mystic Eric proposed to me and I accepted.
The conversation went like this:
Eric: Hi...will you marry me?
Ali: sure.
I was initially afraid that I was being used to stop all the gay bashing jokes but he has assured me that it is because I am beautiful and complete him. Then he called me 'baby' and about jeopardized our burgeoning, yet fragile relationship.
Anyways - he said he wanted to invite everyone here so here's the invite. I am not registered anywhere - but I do accept cash, check and major credit cards. Thank you all.
kimpy225
03-13-2003, 04:57 PM
haha wow :)
i bet he thought you were cloughie or something
but um..
good luck to you both
eric: you are such a player
Eric likes Asian girls... I'm surprised he proposed to you.
Its a cover-up...in 20 years he's gonna get a sex change and you'll be wondering why you're sleeping next to a small framed asian with 36DD breasteses.
DoubleGulp
03-13-2003, 06:29 PM
jiggly jiggly jiggly!
Mystic Eric
03-13-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by GIS
Eric likes Asian girls... I'm surprised he proposed to you.
Dude! I don't like asian girls!!! (Well usually not)
Mystic Eric
03-13-2003, 07:02 PM
Lol ali, have we set the date yet?
Originally posted by kimpy225
haha wow :)
i bet he thought you were cloughie or something
Lmao.
the doc
03-13-2003, 07:30 PM
LMAO!!
Budiak
03-13-2003, 08:03 PM
BOOBIES!
Maki Riddington
03-13-2003, 08:50 PM
Eric told me he can't get it up.
Have fun on your wedding night Raniali.
Avatar
03-13-2003, 09:13 PM
Raniali, I hate to break it to you, but Eric has proposed to me as well on many occasions as well. :(
Celestial
03-13-2003, 09:38 PM
can i be flower girl :)
Originally posted by Celestial
can i be flower girl :)
I think Eric is his own flower girl.
Dude! I don't like asian girls!!! (Well usually not)
:D
Mystic Eric
03-13-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Maki Riddington
Eric told me he can't get it up.
Have fun on your wedding night Raniali.
Originally posted by Avatar
Raniali, I hate to break it to you, but Eric has proposed to me as well on many occasions as well.
All lies!!!! You guys are so sad that you have to try to break up this awesome relationship.
Maki, you're just jealous because my manhood overpowers your little banana.
And Avatar, like hell I'd ever purpose to you!
It's good to know who's really on your side tuttut
Celestial
03-13-2003, 11:03 PM
I will take maki's lil banana hahaha:D
AdamGberg
03-14-2003, 12:01 AM
Celestial seems a wee bit on the frisky side tonight...
Good job Eric on landing a wife, but make sure you are the big spoon!
Originally posted by AdamGberg
Good job Eric on landing a wife, but make sure you are the big spoon!
lol... I got spooned a couple of months ago by this 5'11" model. For some reason it was kind of a turn on...
BTW, we were standing up and she came up behind me and basically put her chin on my shoulder. :eek:
Maki Riddington
03-14-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Celestial
I will take maki's lil banana hahaha:D
*** I'll have you know that my banana is fat...or is it phat?
LOL. I'm throwing a bachelor party. Chase is in charge of the entertainment...Maki...wanna bring the booze? A couple of Kegs for us, Bacardi Breezers for Eric. I hear he likes fruity drinks.
Originally posted by ectx
LOL. I'm throwing a bachelor party. Chase is in charge of the entertainment...Maki...wanna bring the booze? A couple of Kegs for us, Bacardi Breezers for Eric. I hear he likes fruity drinks.
I'll bring the DJ's, Gogo dancers, and lesbians.
ElPietro can be in charge of security
Mystic Eric
03-14-2003, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Maki Riddington
*** I'll have you know that my banana is fat...or is it phat?
Your fiancee said it was fat and stubby/short...
Celestial
03-14-2003, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by GIS
lol... I got spooned a couple of months ago by this 5'11" model. For some reason it was kind of a turn on...
BTW, we were standing up and she came up behind me and basically put her chin on my shoulder. :eek: Whats wrong with a tall chick? eh
Tryska
03-14-2003, 09:19 AM
wow, rani - you sure picked yourself a winner.
erm
congrats.
millertime
03-14-2003, 09:22 AM
Eric, have you picked out a wedding dress yet?
Tryska
03-14-2003, 09:22 AM
it just dawned on me....he might need a green card.
Sledgehammer
03-14-2003, 09:27 AM
Do you take American Express? My Canadian Express is maxed out....
millertime
03-14-2003, 09:29 AM
A Canadian wedding is what 6 American dollars?
WillKuenzel
03-14-2003, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by ectx
LOL. I'm throwing a bachelor party. Chase is in charge of the entertainment...Maki...wanna bring the booze? A couple of Kegs for us, Bacardi Breezers for Eric. I hear he likes fruity drinks. This raises the question of what kind of entertainment do we provide for the groom. :confused: :p
Sledgehammer
03-14-2003, 09:47 AM
$6 , heck I need to move to Canada, I have almost $11.
Big Show
03-14-2003, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by HomeYield
This raises the question of what kind of entertainment do we provide for the groom. :confused: :p
I've got the perfect answer...................A Drag Queen,that way you get the best of both worlds:D :p
raniali
03-14-2003, 10:00 AM
i think y'all need to take him to the gym or else i will be the one carrying him over the threshold!
american express is just fine ... actually it's preferred since there is no pre-set spending limit. **i've been wanting a full set of leathers for the bike**
Bam Bam
03-14-2003, 10:07 AM
raniali i still get mine right????
raniali
03-14-2003, 10:12 AM
hurry before we are legally hitched
...and that goes for anyone else i owe something to ;)
Celestial
03-14-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by HomeYield
This raises the question of what kind of entertainment do we provide for the groom. :confused: :p Chase stripping of course....shall he be the construction worker or pierre? :D
Big Show
03-14-2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Celestial
Chase stripping of course....shall he be the construction worker or pierre? :D
Hire Torrie Wilson,a bit of Christina Aguilerra-esqe dancing from her should set him straight;)
The_Chicken_Daddy
03-14-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by raniali
hurry before we are legally hitched
...and that goes for anyone else i owe something to ;)
Wow!
Our very own online wench.
raniali
03-14-2003, 10:18 AM
chigs chigs chigs -- if i don't owe but one person something then i can't be a wench, can i??
The_Chicken_Daddy
03-14-2003, 10:20 AM
Quit trying to market your business.
That's spam you know.
I'm reporting that post to a moderator.
Bam Bam
03-14-2003, 10:22 AM
CHIGS dont sip on hatorade i am entitled to whats mine :angel:
Pfft. The entertainment is for us, not for Eric.
raniali
03-14-2003, 10:26 AM
chigs is just jealous someone else is getting some before him.
Originally posted by Celestial
Whats wrong with a tall chick? eh
I prefer girls shorter than me. If you don't mind guys shorter than you then all the power to ya. Hell, lets get married... it seems to be the theme of the thread. :)
Celestial
03-14-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by GIS
I prefer girls shorter than me. If you don't mind guys shorter than you then all the power to ya. Hell, lets get married... it seems to be the theme of the thread. :) Your an inch taller than me. I am done with anyone shorter than me. They turn me being tall and muscular into a guilt trip and try ot make me feel bad that I am bigger! **** that!
WillKuenzel
03-14-2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by ectx
Pfft. The entertainment is for us, not for Eric. Okay good! Just checking. Lets get this shindig started!
Is this a shotgun wedding?
raniali
03-14-2003, 10:36 AM
hey - can i be the entertainment at my own wedding? is that taboo?
Originally posted by raniali
hey - can i be the entertainment at my own wedding? is that taboo?
Yeah, just not at the bachelor party....oh who cares. Ali, you can strip for us anytime. ;)
WillKuenzel
03-14-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by raniali
hey - can i be the entertainment at my own wedding? is that taboo?
You can be the entertainment at the wedding, bachelor party and anything else you feel the need to just as long as I'm there to watch. ;)
raniali
03-14-2003, 12:50 PM
if ur there to watch - make sure you bring plenty of crisp twenties and fifties
TANSTAFL
(there aint no such thing as a free lunch)
WillKuenzel
03-14-2003, 12:52 PM
Shucks! I only have hundreds. Can you make change? :D
Sledgehammer
03-14-2003, 12:53 PM
Its a great show....
raniali
03-14-2003, 12:54 PM
u won't want change
Sledgehammer
03-14-2003, 12:57 PM
would not want to leave either.....
damn...Ali stripping at eric's bachelor party...i may take time outta my busy schedule for this
WillKuenzel
03-14-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by raniali
u won't want change Do you do private dances too? ;)
*waves 50* Ali, where would you like me to place this? ;)
The_Chicken_Daddy
03-14-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by raniali
chigs is just jealous someone else is getting some before him.
Nah, more concerned for their well being cause i know what "some" they're getting.
Mystic Eric
03-14-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by raniali
hurry before we are legally hitched
...and that goes for anyone else i owe something to ;)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!! I think we have some things to discuss ali. I mean, I'm not controlling or the jealous type, but there's a huge difference between flirting and actually fooling around with a bunch of other guys while we're together and engaged. To make things worse, this is what ectx said on msn in regards to you:
"Jor El says:
give that girl a 50 and she's amazing"
Savannah
03-14-2003, 04:21 PM
I'm severly heart broken Eric.
:cry:
raniali
03-14-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by ectx
*waves 50* Ali, where would you like me to place this? ;)
in my wallet
thx for offering
chigsy - an eye for an eye, my man. there was a lot left in me...but i couldn't say the same about you.
Bam Bam
03-14-2003, 06:05 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm fiesty and hot
TommyLee
03-14-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Mystic Eric
Maki, you're just jealous because my manhood overpowers your little banana.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! That sounds a little too much like a sword fight to me.
Lizzie
03-14-2003, 08:10 PM
Ummmmm i was gonna say congrats but now i dont know whether i should say sorry how it turned out. Ok either way send me a wedding invitation or the weddings off invitation. Who do i make this cheque out to anyway?:confused:
Maki Riddington
03-14-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by TommyLee
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! That sounds a little too much like a sword fight to me.
*** LMAO
Uh, I aint sword fighting with nobody.
kAiXuan
03-15-2003, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by raniali
hurry before we are legally hitched
...and that goes for anyone else i owe something to ;)
can i hit it? :D
raniali
03-16-2003, 02:31 PM
i've had time to think and reflect (and meet someone else) and i just don't know if i am ready for this right now. i mean, it was completely unexpected and i was caught up in the moment of all the planning and hullabaloo, but is my heart really in this relationship??? eric was hurt i was flirting with other guys and it made me think. at the very least, postponement.
so here i am - giving everyone the anti-invitation. unfortunately, all the wedding gifts have been converted to liquid cash and spent, so no refunds. but i appreciate all the love and support from everyone and hope to do this again in the near future. thx for participating. and sorry to ruin the bachelor's party for y'all.
The_Chicken_Daddy
03-16-2003, 02:35 PM
Quit stalking me, woman.
raniali
03-16-2003, 02:37 PM
*shakes rob* WAKE UP - fantasy time is over
Mystic Eric
03-16-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by raniali
i've had time to think and reflect (and meet someone else) and i just don't know if i am ready for this right now. i mean, it was completely unexpected and i was caught up in the moment of all the planning and hullabaloo, but is my heart really in this relationship??? eric was hurt i was flirting with other guys and it made me think. at the very least, postponement.
so here i am - giving everyone the anti-invitation. unfortunately, all the wedding gifts have been converted to liquid cash and spent, so no refunds. but i appreciate all the love and support from everyone and hope to do this again in the near future. thx for participating. and sorry to ruin the bachelor's party for y'all.
ouch...
that was cold. You know what that was the equivalent to? You know how some people break up with others not in person, but by leaving a message on the answering machine? Well yep, that's what it was like because ali didn't even tell me about her change of heart and I had to find out in this thread :(
The_Chicken_Daddy
03-16-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by raniali
*shakes rob* WAKE UP - fantasy time is over
Nah, if it was fantasy time it most certainly wouldn't involve you.
The_Chicken_Daddy
03-16-2003, 02:43 PM
Oooooooooooooooo...aren't i a meanie.
raniali
03-16-2003, 02:55 PM
i wanted to tell u in person, eric, but i didn't know when we would ever meet. can u forgive me?
raniali
03-16-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Nah, if it was fantasy time it most certainly wouldn't involve you.
say what you want in public but i record all the calls to my 900-number. please keep both hands on the keyboard when talking to me, k?
We're still having the bachelor Party....only now it's just a party with strippers and beer. Ali, still willing to, erm, be the night's entertainment? ;)
raniali
03-17-2003, 09:58 AM
i've reformed myself
meaning ... the rates have increased
Saint Patrick
12-27-2003, 10:37 PM
We're still having the bachelor Party....only now it's just a party with strippers and beer. Ali, still willing to, erm, be the night's entertainment? ;)
I got 5 on it.
JustinASU
12-28-2003, 08:53 AM
I got 5 on it.
What the hell...? This thread is like 9 months old...
Bam Bam
12-28-2003, 10:06 AM
i think sp was looking for the birth of shrunken head and tripped over this one
JustinASU
12-28-2003, 10:31 AM
i think sp was looking for the birth of shrunken head and tripped over this one
Not exactly sure what the hell this means but if it has something to do with the 3 month old joke I just want to tell you how funny it gets when repeated hundreds of times. Get off of it, no one wants to hear about your insecurities with your average size head.
Bam Bam
12-28-2003, 11:14 AM
lmfao
raniali
12-28-2003, 11:17 AM
actually - THAT is exactly what is missing for my bachelorette party: a shrunken head on a bodybuilder's body. i've got sp's 5 on justin.
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