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get this. i am trying to get with this girl in my class, we hung out last weekend for a little bit. she seems busy all the time, so i dont really get a chance to hang out or talk to her much. i finally got her on the phone tonight after my work out. I had just finished half of my post workout drink.
so we are talking for maybe out 1 whole minute when i feel like im gonna barf. sure enough, my mouth gets real warm and stagnant.
me "umm, can i call you back in just a second?" DAMNIT!
her "actually, can i call you back?"
me " yeah sure" DAMNIT!
then i went and heaved up all the shake i had drunk plus some other food from today. now i got to eat all that again.
but what really gets me is that i had finally gotten to talking with her and have to go barf. now im worried she isnt gonna call back.
:cry:
Haha, reminds me of that South Park character that always throws up on the girl he likes.
Wolverine
03-13-2003, 10:28 PM
wow, gotta say i feel for ya man. at least you had the decency to get off the phone! LOL
yeah, if i had barfed on the phone, that would have totally ruined any small chance i have.
i think i just ingested too much too quickly or something.
she called back though, so i feel alright again. :)
Wolverine
03-13-2003, 10:43 PM
well there ya have it, worried over nothing! just try not to puke again LOL
kAiXuan
03-13-2003, 10:45 PM
does she have any hot friends??
hook a brotha up-
kaixuan, you should go to a major university just to join a fraternity... it would fit your personality well. :)
Originally posted by kAiXuan
does she have any hot friends??
hook a brotha up-
i havent met her friends yet. but ive read your journal. your the one who needs to hook me up.
Originally posted by Wolverine
well there ya have it, worried over nothing! just try not to puke again LOL
heh, leg day is coming up. we will see.
powerhalf
03-14-2003, 01:01 AM
Heh, during wrestling practices when someone started to feel sick from all the running and crap, one of my coaches would always taunt him by saying "greasy, greasy pork sandwiches... GREASY pork sandwiches..."
Originally posted by powerhalf
Heh, during wrestling practices when someone started to feel sick from all the running and crap, one of my coaches would always taunt him by saying "greasy, greasy pork sandwiches... GREASY pork sandwiches..."
Yak on the coach. That'll keep him from being a bitch. :D
Relentless
03-14-2003, 06:49 AM
I'm gonna quote the great Wayne Campbell here by way of advising you.
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. "
At a very young age, like 3rd or 4th grade, I sat next to the girl I liked. It was awesome. Then one day we had cheese hotdogs for lunch and she barfed hers up all over me and my desk. She didn't seem so attractive anymore.
millertime
03-14-2003, 08:23 AM
I puked a girl once; it’s was a sad moment. She did call me a few times after that, but i never wanted to hang out again. I claimed it was something I ate, but it was the warm 18 pack I drank on the train.
Reinier
03-14-2003, 08:36 AM
Stan!
Baaarf
Man this thread is nasty... funny story though :D
Power-BB
03-14-2003, 08:58 AM
Atleast she doesn't know about it. I don't think it would affect me though if I've seen my girl yak
yeah, if a girl yakked on me, it wouldnt really throw me off. these things happen.
i thought about telling her, but i dont think i know her well enough yet. she wouldnt understand why i just threw up all my shake, and 20 min later was drinking the rest of it(albeit more slowly).
aikigreg
03-14-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by powerhalf
Heh, during wrestling practices when someone started to feel sick from all the running and crap, one of my coaches would always taunt him by saying "greasy, greasy pork sandwiches... GREASY pork sandwiches..."
Served in a dirty ashtray
biguglyogre
03-14-2003, 10:39 AM
Me and a buddy got a ride home from the bar with these two girls.
I look over at him and he's all green and sweaty.
I mouth to him "You gonna barf?"
He just nods his head.
I mouth "Want me to get them to stop..?"
He grins and shakes his head.
2 seconds later he's spewing chunks in the drivers hair.
What a dick!
Originally posted by biguglyogre
Me and a buddy got a ride home from the bar with these two girls.
I look over at him and he's all green and sweaty.
I mouth to him "You gonna barf?"
He just nods his head.
I mouth "Want me to get them to stop..?"
He grins and shakes his head.
2 seconds later he's spewing chunks in the drivers hair.
What a dick!
lol. thats some cold **** there.
kAiXuan
03-14-2003, 03:31 PM
ill hook you up if you hook me up
LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA!!
Tri-Lamb Jedi Pimp of yesteryear
aikigreg
03-14-2003, 03:33 PM
Lambdas get hooked up with Omega-Mus.
Haven't you ever seen revenge of the nerds?
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