Ireland rocks!

[Rock]

I have now been in limerick and gallway and I am in dublin now.

In Gallway I was just standin out side this club and this girl came and asked me if I was the doorman, and she went with me all night and I had a great time. Guiness is the most delicious tasting beer I have ever tasted, its very good tasting for a beer, kinda easy to drink, i think its my favourite.

The irish have balls, they are not afraid kicking ass, and they have awesome spirit, also very nice people.

My friend and I bursted out in laughter in the dublin teather last night and we just couldnt stop, it was embarrasing.

We filled a condom with milk and tossed it into one of the girls room, it was fun.

Me and my friends became obsessed with this idea that we are special forces, norwegian supertrained soldiers, and we managed to fool some scottish and english girls that we are special forces, and after we were done bragging, they just asked us are you gay....woow that went well....

its hard to eat enough, Ive lost a little muscle I think, but its worth it!.

[Tryska]

*plays the shelaley (sp?)*

[kimpy225]

haha thats cool!
when do you guys come back? in a little while? or soon?
i hope you have more fun!

[Manveet]

We filled a condom with milk and tossed it into one of the girls room, it was fun.

lol.

Sounds like you're having a good time.

[big]

lol, were/are you there with your class or something?

[Praetorian]

hehe i heard that you met Frnaco. sounds ****ing cool. Have fun, get laid.

[GIS]

lol

norwegian supertrained homosexual soldiers... world beware.

[Grimreaper]

Are you going anywhere near N.Ireland.If you are, drop me a line and we can meet up and ill show you around.The girls will love you up here.lol.

[Lizzie]

Hope you're having a freaken fantastic time!!!!!!!!!!! Worry about the diet when you get home......just load up on all that irish food.
Which by the way what is irish food?:scratch:

[howsertrading]

Which by the way what is irish food?

it's called guinness

[Lizzie]

thought that was english food

[DoubleGulp]

Potatoes!

[howsertrading]

Sir Arthur Guinness brewed his first batch of creamy lager! in Ireland in 1759

[howsertrading]

1780's- Guinness first brewed in Dublin, Ireland

1794- first record of Guinness being drunk in London, England

1883- St. James Gate Brewery becomes largest in the world

1910- Guinness first bottled in New York

1930- Production moves to the Park Royal Brewery, London

1989- Guinness in a can launched in Britain

2001- 2 billion pints of Guinness are sold worldwide

[Lizzie]

Howser?.......do you think maybe you know way too much about guinness???

[howsertrading]

beer is my best friend:alcoholic

[howsertrading]

"Beer is simple and Beer is free
Beer is you and Beer is me
I drink Beer all the time
It makes me feel real fine

Cuz Beer is my friend
And soon I'll be dead

Beer is fine and beer is good
To some it's drink, to some it's food
You drink Beer and so do I
Beer's your friend as well as mine

My chic she said, it's Beer or me
I chose Beer, and Beer chose me
I raise my Beer and toast the day
Watch all my cares go away

Cuz Beer is my friend
And Beer is your friend
Come on drink with me

My good friend beer
It holds my hand
When I screw up
It understands

Beer's been there
If I'm up or down
It'll play the Saint
It'll play the Clown

From Newcastle to Dead Guy Ale
Beer stands by me without fail
Girls from the farm or in the city
I drink Beer 'til they get pretty

Cuz Beer is my friend
And Beer is your friend
Come on drink with me

I just vomitted in my mouth
but somehow that's ok -
Cuz Beer it is my friend and all our problems go away in the bitter end
Cuz life's too short for you and me to ever stop and think
Cuz Beer is our friend - It stands by us until the end

Beer is my friend - Never lets me down
I enjoy beer…
I Love You Beer
…and beer enjoys me"

[howsertrading]

Beer is for me, beer is for you,
First I'll have one, then I'll have two.

After three or more, I'll find me a whore,
I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more.

I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty,
I'll hit on a fat lady 'cause, "She's so damn 'purty"

Seven, then eight, nine, and then ten,
The drinking don't stop till the puking begins.

I'll get really tired, be ready for bed,
Then fall on the toilet and crack open my head.

There I will stay till the sun comes up,
My friends will all tell me, "Man you were snookered up!"

"Screw you!" I say, "I had a good time."
"Until you got naked for quarters and dimes."

"Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer,
Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer

[howsertrading]

http://home.earthlink.net/~billyserious/serith/beer=love.jpg

[howsertrading]

http://www.angelfire.com/az2/beercandave/images/Beer_Babies.jpg

[Lizzie]

I rest my case.

[Exnor]

LOL :)

[AdamGberg]

haha, sounds like you are having a good time! take some pics

[Saint Patrick]

<<<<<<<<< Is way jealous of Rock right now.

[chris mason]

Rock, you crack me up! I think you would be a great guy to hang out with. I hope you have a great time!

[Rock]

thanks guys!!, I hope so chris, hehe.

The food is kinda strange, but the beef is good, they have red salad with every meal.

I made out with this girl last night and I told here that I was a wrestler from russia.

the guy I am sharing room with , Frederik, has been a real cool guy, he wanked off in this condom, and then he tossed it outside the window, and just when he did that he saw the security camera, filming him tossing it out, and they can see that in the hotel lobby, so everytime we pass, they must be wondering if we are flaming homosexuals.

Anyways, I dont manage to get girls back to the hotel room for one night stands, so..blaah.

[Savannah]

Hey that's cool you're over there right now Rock..
Can you understand what the girls are saying? I found it kinda difficult understanding what alot of the folks were trying to say but perhaps it was just the area I was in (northern).
Anyways, hope the rest of your trip is fun!:)

[Rock]

I understand it just fine, hehe, I just came back today, its really awesome over there!

[Praetorian]

:hump:?

[Fightin Irish]

OH MAN, you came back on St. Patty's day... i would have wanted to stay

[Buff]

Did you tell her that you are the Russian version of the Rock?