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Saint Patrick
04-23-2003, 02:33 AM
Here's my yearbook pic:

http://www.wannabebigforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=437611

Can someone manipulate my hair to give me a buzz cut? I'm thinking about buzzing my hair and I wanna know what it'll look like. Thanks a lot guys.

Skinnypunk
04-23-2003, 09:53 AM
tada!

Praetorian
04-23-2003, 11:05 AM
bwhahahahahaha

Dkm911
04-23-2003, 11:12 AM
wow how'd u do that skinnypunk

Ironman8
04-23-2003, 11:46 AM
LOL! Looks real to.

Saint Patrick
04-23-2003, 12:55 PM
come on guys seriously, I wanna see what i'd look like with a BUZZ cut - not a shaved head or mohawk.

Rastaman
04-23-2003, 07:07 PM
ROFLMAO!!

Maki Riddington
04-23-2003, 07:39 PM
LMAO, this has to be the funniest post I've read. This one tops them all!!!

AJ_11
04-23-2003, 07:48 PM
I love it, couldn't have done a better job myself.

~)BsT(~
04-23-2003, 07:59 PM
lol!! thats great...just great

Niighthawk
04-23-2003, 08:06 PM
LOL...Can't get any better than that.

Advice to Saint Patrick: Just shave it off, it'll grow back, eventually.

YeloBlammo
04-23-2003, 09:17 PM
thats the funniest thing i've ever seen!

rookiebldr
04-23-2003, 09:27 PM
lol, That is much better then a buzz cut!

steveo
04-24-2003, 12:47 AM
LOL, I haven't laughted that hard in a long time. damn my side hurts. I'd go with that style St. Pat it looks very...uhh...unique.
Don't think about it just do it.

Oh yeah you look like that guy Pacey from Dawson's Creek

SoulOfKoRea
04-24-2003, 01:01 PM
here ya go pal! I added something to make you more hardcore

SoulOfKoRea
04-24-2003, 01:02 PM
gif format

Silverback
04-24-2003, 02:53 PM
lol @ skinny punk, that is amazing!

John0101
04-24-2003, 03:33 PM
looks like he got a oddly shaped head w/that buzz

orbital
04-24-2003, 06:29 PM
Korea, you cut half the poor man's head off :eek: What have you done :D

kook
04-24-2003, 08:07 PM
f'in hilarious... but forget the buzz cut just cut it all off

st.p..how in the world do you only weigh 180? just from that pic i woulda guessed well over 200

Saint Patrick
04-25-2003, 02:49 AM
kook - that pic was taken in december when I was closer to 190.

CAN SOMEONE SERIOUSLY PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME?

Rastaman
04-25-2003, 02:52 AM
ROFL!!!! I"m still laughing at that one Skinnypunk!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mystic Eric
04-25-2003, 02:54 AM
lmao!!! patrick, at least you know what you'll look like when you're balding!

d221
04-25-2003, 04:45 AM
Paddy's forhead was much bigger than he 1st thought.

Praetorian
04-26-2003, 03:50 AM
BWGAHAHAHAAHHAHA this is the funnies thread ever man. bababa

howsertrading
04-26-2003, 04:46 AM
http://users.surfanytime.net/~howser/patrick.jpg

Mystic Eric
04-26-2003, 05:03 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA HAHAHAH

OH MY GOD!!!! HHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

starks713
04-26-2003, 09:42 AM
Damn man you are setting all the newest trends with those hair styles!

Manveet
04-26-2003, 10:55 AM
LOL, poor SP, no one has taken his request seriously.

Sayiajin Prince
04-26-2003, 11:37 AM
ROFLMFAO!!! LMAO

Alex.V
04-26-2003, 11:44 AM
oh my god, I cannot stop laughing.

The_Chicken_Daddy
04-26-2003, 11:59 AM
I got bored.

Praetorian
04-26-2003, 02:46 PM
it just gets better'nbetter

BWHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rastaman
04-26-2003, 03:10 PM
ROFLMAO!!! STILL!! LOL!!

heathj
04-26-2003, 03:38 PM
Hmm...yeah, I suck ass at photoshop.

Silverback
04-26-2003, 04:03 PM
lmao @ howser and CD,

Priceless :)

Miss Rezza
04-26-2003, 07:23 PM
awwww, poor SP :(

You guys are mean. tuttut

Ironman8
04-26-2003, 08:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x infinity!!

Saint Patrick
04-26-2003, 08:12 PM
okay first of all you guys are all assholes.

second, the request was to give me a buzz cut, NOT TO EXPOSE ME TO CONTINUOUS RIDICULE



you guys suck.

kook
04-26-2003, 10:00 PM
lmfao <--first time in 6 years on the net i've ever used that, because its f'in hilarious but i feel bad for you sP but still have to laugh.

but seriously ......you set yourself up hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

steveo
04-27-2003, 01:53 AM
Damn Patrick, if I had Photo Shop I would hook you up, but I don't sorry, bra'

Reinier
04-27-2003, 03:17 AM
LMAO

orbital
04-27-2003, 03:38 AM
LMFAO. Poor SP.

rookiebldr
04-27-2003, 04:58 AM
This does get better and better. lmafao

Gavan
04-27-2003, 12:42 PM
ahahahahaa excellent Job guys :D

this one is fantastic http://www.wannabebigforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=499548

Sinep
04-27-2003, 09:55 PM
What is a buzz cut?
lmao to the other pictures...

steveo
04-28-2003, 12:43 AM
Wow, I just saw a ghost.Sinep, Haven't seen you around in a while.

GIS
04-28-2003, 12:50 AM
Bwahahaha!!!!

Holy **** that some funny stuff!

Sinep
04-28-2003, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by steveo
Wow, I just saw a ghost.Sinep, Haven't seen you around in a while.
I haunt the place from time to time, my first post in many months. Good that some still recognize me. :)

Maki Riddington
04-28-2003, 08:27 AM
LMAO.............but that's enough.

Alex.V
04-28-2003, 12:42 PM
Agreed, but I don't want to see it fade into the darkness...


...


Well, I...
hmm.


...

:D

Maki Riddington
04-28-2003, 07:58 PM
Can someone please give the guy a buzz cut like he asked. He tips pretty good. If no one does then I'll close it again.

Thanks.

big
04-29-2003, 02:54 AM
buzz cut = army hair cut, right?

Praetorian
04-29-2003, 05:16 AM
yeah

d221
04-29-2003, 05:32 AM
Coudn't do much with it realy the picture isnt great quality, but i tried maybe someone else can do a better job.

Herc
04-29-2003, 11:15 AM
Do you have a pic of the type of buzz cut you want?

if you give me both pics I'll see what I can do.

Saint Patrick
04-29-2003, 02:00 PM
here's what I had in mind:

http://www.usmc.mil/marinelink/image1.nsf/Lookup/200342984647/$file/April%20RAS%206-low.jpg

Maki Riddington
04-29-2003, 04:57 PM
LMAO everytime I look at this thread. Absolutely classic!!!!

steveo
04-30-2003, 01:37 PM
Okay Ijust Photoshop about yesterday and I'm not sure how to use it yet, but I'm trying to help you out here so this is myy best attempt with my non experience and knowledge.

Rastaman
04-30-2003, 01:41 PM
Funniest thread EVAR!

starks713
04-30-2003, 04:23 PM
Just get the haircut you want it's not that big of a deal! But you REALLY did set yourself up.

Exnor
05-07-2003, 12:37 PM
steveo: what is that image you engraved into his hair? I must admit it looks a bit sausage-and-two-veg like... :p

heathj
05-07-2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Maki Riddington
Can someone please give the guy a buzz cut like he asked. He tips pretty good. If no one does then I'll close it again.

Thanks.

Hey I f*cking tried...

steveo
05-08-2003, 12:28 AM
I have no idea what I did there. I was trying to hook him up. It look like it's giving me the finger.

Black_Curtain
05-09-2003, 07:56 AM
:D A better suggestion for an haircut

RG570
05-12-2003, 12:39 AM
THERE YOU GO!

orbital
05-12-2003, 02:37 AM
I'd just go with a fro.

PeterParker
05-12-2003, 02:48 AM
classic, just classic. :D :whip:

restless
05-14-2003, 11:57 AM
LOL

Mystic Eric
05-21-2003, 03:22 PM
Oops my other pic wasn't completely finished... I had to add something in:

funkenstein
05-22-2003, 08:38 PM
Hahahahahhahahahaha, skinnypunk and Mystic Eric thats f'in awesome. Havent laughed so hard in a while. Saint Patrick i can actually try to make it look like a buzz cut when i get time, i used to be pretty good with photoshop and fireworks, all those graphics programs.

Sinep
06-07-2003, 02:25 PM
I'm with frank on this one

howsertrading
06-07-2003, 02:35 PM
You look disturbingly attractive in that last picture Saint Patrick.If you lose the 12 O'clock shadow,you'd get away with calling yourself Patricia.I've woken up next to worse looking bird's after a night with the beer goggles on.How's about it you big jawed beauty.:hump:

Silverback
06-07-2003, 02:47 PM
omg i laughed so hard on the last pic that i nearly wet myself :) !!!!

Mr Traps
06-13-2003, 08:35 AM
Poor guy wanted a buzzcut not a frontal lobe labotomy!

Mr Traps
06-13-2003, 08:57 AM
Here ya go:
http://www.geocities.com/mrtraps62

Tryska
06-13-2003, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by howsertrading
You look disturbingly attractive in that last picture Saint Patrick.If you lose the 12 O'clock shadow,you'd get away with calling yourself Patricia.I've woken up next to worse looking bird's after a night with the beer goggles on.How's about it you big jawed beauty.:hump:

oh my god!!!


patty- i'm sorry to gig once more in this thread - but this post is fookin hilarious!!

Saint Patrick
06-13-2003, 09:25 PM
May you all burn in hell for all eternity.












Except Tina.

Tryska
06-16-2003, 09:14 AM
hee. :D

Frankster
06-23-2003, 07:45 AM
lol, I was expecting someone to take pitty for the guy and actually give him his buzz cut, can't believe he didn't get it yet in 4 pages of posts :p

Saint Patrick
06-24-2003, 12:01 AM
:(

AdamGberg
06-24-2003, 12:14 AM
what is the deal with mystic eric putting your face on a dog?

RG570
06-24-2003, 12:44 AM
wtf is frankster doing here?!

Sinep
06-24-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Frankster
lol, I was expecting someone to take pitty for the guy and actually give him his buzz cut, can't believe he didn't get it yet in 4 pages of posts :p
of course not, that would be degeneration of a quality thread :D

Avatar
06-24-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by AdamGberg
what is the deal with mystic eric putting your face on a dog?

no deal, other than it being totally ****ing hilarious.

Saint Patrick
06-24-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by AdamGberg
what is the deal with mystic eric putting your face on a dog?


See the Tankette Pic Thread.


http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31354

Praetorian
06-26-2003, 01:22 PM
bwhahaahahahahahah omg

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH

dear lord. i needed that laugh.

JuniorMint6669
12-04-2003, 12:28 AM
lmfao, i just spit protein shake all over my monitor.

*bump* so we can all laugh at saint patty :D

JD77
12-04-2003, 02:54 AM
This is still one of the best threads I've ever seen in here.:D

PizDoff
12-04-2003, 12:19 PM
AHAHAHAHAAHAHH!!!!

Scott S
12-04-2003, 01:25 PM
Too bad the best pic got taken down. :cry:

TheGimp
12-04-2003, 02:36 PM
I'm still laughing :D

PowerManDL
12-27-2003, 12:53 PM
Lol

Silverback
12-27-2003, 01:02 PM
When i saw a post added i thought i was going to see SP the X-mas edition, unfortunately not although Sp with a santa hat and suit would be sweet

VasDeferens
12-27-2003, 01:06 PM
Mens fitness....

Saint Patrick
12-27-2003, 03:57 PM
Mens fitness....


STFU Newbie


My legs are like twice that big.

VasDeferens
12-27-2003, 07:32 PM
STFU Newbie


My legs are like twice that big.

Extremely sorry about that Sir, it wont happen ever again. After how many posts, a newbie is eligible to make fun of veterans?

Let me know when you get a chance.

thanks,

Saint Patrick
12-27-2003, 09:08 PM
You must have 500 posts miminum before attempting to clown on me.



Cheers

PowerManDL
12-27-2003, 09:50 PM
That gives me like a x26 clown modifier.

I'm bored, lemme fire up photoshop and deal out more pwnage.

VasDeferens
12-27-2003, 10:02 PM
You must have 500 posts miminum before attempting to clown on me.



Cheers

sweet,
thanks.

to reach that number, I will park a couple of hundred posts in your journal.

:spam: <<-- icon will come handy.



kidding.....

later!

rookiebldr
12-28-2003, 12:30 PM
That gives me like a x26 clown modifier.

I'm bored, lemme fire up photoshop and deal out more pwnage.

:nod:

PowerManDL
12-28-2003, 02:20 PM
Lol

PowerManDL
12-28-2003, 02:35 PM
bling bling

VasDeferens
12-28-2003, 03:04 PM
last one

PowerManDL
12-28-2003, 03:24 PM
:d

PowerManDL
12-28-2003, 03:31 PM
Yaaay!!

smalls
12-28-2003, 05:25 PM
How did I miss this for so long. This is the ultimate.

PowerManDL
12-28-2003, 05:43 PM
It's great ain't it?

Livin Truth
12-28-2003, 05:57 PM
lol just cut it man, quit being a weeny..if your confident you can make almost anything look good. so be confindent da*nit

rookiebldr
12-28-2003, 07:43 PM
What a wonderful tool that photoshop is. LMFAO

Saint Patrick
12-28-2003, 08:51 PM
Congratulations! You're all entitled to go f*ck yourselves.





The Icy Hot Stunta pic was pretty cool though.

JustinASU
12-29-2003, 11:59 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

Patty, the secret is, don't get pissed off.

Y2A
12-29-2003, 12:52 PM
Holy ****, this thing got brought back with a vengeance :eek: :D

raniali
12-29-2003, 12:52 PM
actually - the secret is patty's power lies in a very very small fact he has overlooked. hint: it involves being the thread originator

Saint Patrick
12-29-2003, 02:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

Patty, the secret is, don't get pissed off..

lol thanks justin, I'm sure you know where I'm coming from after 3 months of tiny head jokes.

The truth is that I really don't care that much. I mean on my list of things to worry about, a bunch of goofy pictures on the internet is pretty close to the bottom

Livin Truth
12-29-2003, 02:58 PM
lol its all fun and games man, the pics are quite cool actually. Da*n Patty Spears has a gorgeous rack lol

briancurran01
01-01-2004, 06:52 PM
last one

LMFAO!!!!!

Hatred
03-11-2004, 02:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAA

*hehhhhhhhhhhhhhh*


HAHAAHAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!


Oh...my god.........LOL!!!!!

I was dying for like an hour at work....

ElPietro
03-11-2004, 02:39 PM
Damn, this thread is still a tear-jerker.

Jasonl
03-11-2004, 02:45 PM
Yeah it is!
Oh look, only a few more posts until I can start clowning on Patty. :D

ecliptic
03-12-2004, 10:23 AM
rofl.. the dancing image is the best.

Saint Patrick
03-12-2004, 11:27 AM
F*ck you all.

VasDeferens
03-12-2004, 11:42 AM
I was searching for nude pics of Janet Jackson and found this.

JD77
03-12-2004, 01:19 PM
Special Ed Patty nearly killed me.....LMAO!

briancurran01
03-12-2004, 01:21 PM
all you people goofing on patty better hope that he doesnt find pictures of you on here one day. because i am sure he will remember this. that is why i would not do that to someone elses pictures on here

Jasonl
03-12-2004, 01:41 PM
F*ck you all.
Don't worry, I won't clown on you. We Washington guys have to stick together, god knows we don't get made fun of enough for living here.

GrumpyTX
03-12-2004, 02:54 PM
Hell, if you cant pick on yourself then you shouldnt pic on others. :nod:

Jasonl
03-12-2004, 04:17 PM
Hell, if you cant pick on yourself then you shouldnt pic on others. :nod:
:lurk:
This might get interesting.

Saint Patrick
03-12-2004, 05:36 PM
They posted that Mario pic on the wall here at my work.

Rockybehri
03-12-2004, 09:02 PM
You should be proud of that Janet Jackson one... I would be...

dxiw
03-13-2004, 11:02 AM
yea ****...same here...lemme grab on some of those titties haha..

Scott S
03-13-2004, 07:40 PM
Hey Patty, mind posting the original again? Teh link doesn't work anymore.

(no reason. :D)

MarioCisneros
03-24-2004, 04:18 PM
OMG guys, Dang, I've been laughing for the last 30 min, u mofos, hehe.
Patrick is a kewl guy, he gives good tips!!!

Saint Patrick
03-24-2004, 04:28 PM
Hey Patty, mind posting the original again? Teh link doesn't work anymore.

(no reason. :D)

nope. There's plenty of other pics of my mug on this site already.

Mic Soloist
03-25-2004, 04:00 AM
LMMFAO!!!!!!


St. Patrick is probably the coolest cat I've met on this board, but this is one of the funniest threads I've seen online in a long time!!!

damn.... wish I still had photoshop, I'd try to hook u up. I say go ahead and shave the dome though. It makes everything easier IMO.

Focused70
01-10-2005, 01:32 PM
Just to let you know, the partner in the office across from me poked his head out of the door to see what was up, I was laughing so hard.

:zipit:

It's all your fault!!! heh.

Stash

============================
ps. I've had a buzz cut twice in my life -- once when I was in Navy boot camp, back in 1988 and once right after some doof permed my hair and got it wrong. (had to shave it all off and let things grow back. I wore a hat for a week.) and no, I'm not posting pix of that ****.

galileo
01-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Please let it die...please.

RussianRocket
01-10-2005, 10:08 PM
poor guy.

ElPietro
07-20-2005, 12:29 PM
:whazzup: Bizzump!

Meat_Head
07-20-2005, 12:40 PM
I'm with frank on this one

Christ thats still as disturbing as it was 2 years ago... :windup:

Focused70
07-20-2005, 01:32 PM
I wonder what Pierre is doing now. ;)

galileo
07-20-2005, 05:36 PM
Here's to the bump!

RussianRocket
07-20-2005, 06:15 PM
lol.

FighterInSnatch
07-20-2005, 07:24 PM
Here's to the bump!
+

HAHAHA, wow dude, thats just wrong. lol. Good find.

Guido
07-21-2005, 08:29 AM
Here's to the bump!The resemblance is disturbing.

ElPietro
07-21-2005, 08:46 AM
OMG seperated at birth! Good find chrissy!

chris6969
07-21-2005, 09:45 AM
Here's to the bump!

http://www.wannabebigforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17501


Who The F was that ?

Guido
07-21-2005, 10:17 AM
Who The F was that ?He's your friendly neighborhood child molester/rapist. :)

twm
07-21-2005, 10:20 AM
If you look like that I think you have to be a rapist or molestor.. i think its a written rule somewhere

IZich
07-21-2005, 01:00 PM
anyways. i wonder if he ever got that buzz cut..

jed
07-21-2005, 06:52 PM
HERES UR FLIPPIN' BUZZ CUT GHOD!!:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/jediman/pat.jpg

sublime99
07-21-2005, 06:54 PM
LMAO i think i peed a little

Hockey66
05-03-2006, 02:33 PM
Sorry guys, ElPietro mentally commanded me to do it.


I had no choice... :(

PeterGriffin
05-03-2006, 11:57 PM
lmfao.

SpecialK
05-04-2006, 10:04 AM
Here's to the bump!

Brian NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Haha nice one.

Hatred
05-04-2006, 12:54 PM
God I love this thread. Too bad some of the pics are gone.

ray34iyf
01-11-2008, 05:39 PM
In honor of getting my hair cut for the first time in 7 months, I'd figure I'd bump this thread. May it live long!

Focused70
12-16-2010, 11:31 AM
*waves wand of thread necromancy*

Since Daniel managed to get his head shaved ...

Maybe this will bring Patty out of the woodwork

*whistles innocently*

natediesel
12-16-2010, 02:41 PM
omg this epic thread is full of lulz