View Full Version : Quiz: What comic hero would you be?
Rastaman
05-06-2003, 03:54 AM
I just came back from X-Men 2 tonight and I was surfing the web for comic hero related stuff when I came across the link.
What Comic Hero Would You Be? (http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/marvel.html)
Apparently, I'd be Spiderman if I was a superhero. Sample question: Are you a non-nonsense type of guy, a loner, a regular dude, simply insane, or a smart-ass. Personally, I'm a smart-ass. Take the quiz, it'll only take you 10 seconds.
WillKuenzel
05-06-2003, 04:14 AM
Silver Surfer baby! I have that #1 comic too btw.
YatesNightBlade
05-06-2003, 04:50 AM
It came back as Peter North ????
GhettoSmurf
05-06-2003, 05:10 AM
it said i am venom. fear me!!! ;)
PeterParker
05-06-2003, 06:29 AM
spiderman- but thats just me:D
I was teh wolverine...although the last line is a lie.
..."You're a no-nonsense badass. You also have a short temper. You'll do whatever it takes to get on top of a situation. You're also canadian"
pfft to being a canadian...although michigan and canada are like intertwined.
Relentless
05-06-2003, 06:58 AM
LOL!
I'm Wolverine too.
Of course I already meet more of the characteristics than pip anyway
well except for the shortness
but Hugh Jackman is like 6'3"
hm
anyway
yay for Canada and yay for being da Canucklehead!
MrWebb78
05-06-2003, 07:00 AM
i was deadpool
WillKuenzel
05-06-2003, 07:03 AM
I fly around nekkid. I'm uber cool.
Ironman8
05-06-2003, 07:30 AM
Silver Surfer. I wanted to be Gambit.
cyclone
05-06-2003, 07:46 AM
Forget the quiz.......check out my avatar.
Tryska
05-06-2003, 08:07 AM
*lol* @ Peter North!
I AM DEADPOOL.
fear me.
DoubleGulp
05-06-2003, 08:25 AM
Silver Surfer. :D
Isaac Wilkins
05-06-2003, 08:34 AM
Deadpool, son.
Though I think Lobo is more my style.
;)
maverick
05-06-2003, 08:55 AM
Venom.
I like the last line in my description "You.re mentally unstable, but at least you smile!"
mikey4402
05-06-2003, 08:55 AM
i am venom.....peter north? lol
wibble
05-06-2003, 09:48 AM
I got Venom too. We're going to kiiiiillllllll you Spiderman! :evillaugh
Sayiajin Prince
05-06-2003, 10:15 AM
deadpool i think he has cancer though..
Alex.V
05-06-2003, 10:36 AM
Venom.
Funny thing is, I could have told you that before I took it.
steveo
05-06-2003, 10:37 AM
I was Wolverine which is cool.
But I'm not from Canada dammit I'm Mexican.
I'm a mexican-america/ canadian woverine
heathj
05-06-2003, 10:50 AM
Venom
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/venom.jpg
Gyno Rhino
05-06-2003, 11:31 AM
Deadpool.
Beast
05-06-2003, 11:36 AM
Silver Surfer. I forgot how bad he 0wned.
PowerManDL
05-06-2003, 11:50 AM
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/silversurfer.jpg
Cosmically-powered badasses have always been my thing.
AdamGberg
05-06-2003, 12:34 PM
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/venom.jpg
i like to laugh....while killing! muahaha
Alex.V
05-06-2003, 12:38 PM
I have an idea! Why doesn't EVERYBODY post the venom picture! In case we missed it!
PowerManDL
05-06-2003, 12:41 PM
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/venom.jpg
Alex.V
05-06-2003, 12:43 PM
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/venom.jpg
:confused: But I was Wolverine. Why would I post venom? And dammit, I'm not Canadian. I am hairy though. Oh, shuddup. Coincidently my friends describe me as wolverine too. In cas you guys missed it:
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/wolverine.jpg
GonePostal
05-06-2003, 01:02 PM
deadpool but wish they had more choices.
orbital
05-06-2003, 01:25 PM
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/deadpool.jpg
aka23
05-06-2003, 02:31 PM
The Marvel Comics Quiz at http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/marvel.html reports...
Crime fightin' isn't really your thing. You deal with the intergalactic stuff others can't handle. You're a loner, and you like to drift through space on a surfboard.
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/silversurfer.jpg
The Batman Comics Quiz at http://www.geocities.com/bsbunite21/batman_quiz.html reports...
Based on how you answered the quiz, your personality is like Batman's. You are a firm and strong leader and make no room for error. You're a perfectionist, and so much so, that you have trouble accepting the few times when you are, after all, wrong. Your life is complicated and chaotic but you manage to keep your cool. Not many people have your ability to take on the cowl like you can.
http://www.geocities.com/bsbunite21/iambatman2.jpg
Venom.
I don't know who that is though. Is he cool? He SOUNDS cool. He better be.
Mystic Eric
05-06-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Jane
Venom.
I don't know who that is though. Is he cool? He SOUNDS cool. He better be.
:eek: She's back????
Paul Stagg
05-06-2003, 02:55 PM
Spiderman.
JustinASU
05-06-2003, 03:09 PM
hm....Venom
PowerManDL
05-06-2003, 03:17 PM
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/venom.jpg
Originally posted by Mystic Eric
:eek: She's back????
Damn straight I am. :D
PowerManDL
05-06-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Jane
http://brakpage.milkbag.net/quiz/venom.jpg
wibble
05-06-2003, 03:55 PM
The Batman Comics Quiz at http://www.geocities.com/bsbunite21/batman_quiz.html reports...
Based on how you answered the quiz, your personality is like Batman's. You are a firm and strong leader and make no room for error. You're a perfectionist, and so much so, that you have trouble accepting the few times when you are, after all, wrong. Your life is complicated and chaotic but you manage to keep your cool. Not many people have your ability to take on the cowl like you can.
Oh man. I got Nightwing on the DC one. I WILL NOT PLAY ROBIN TO YOUR BATMAN! :swear:
You are so cool. :cry:
Berserker
05-06-2003, 04:08 PM
Venom. When I changed the costume came back as silver surfer or wolverine. I am just not into spandex. Luckily.
I was hoping for Punisher.
Berserker
05-06-2003, 04:13 PM
So far I've seen
Venom, Spiderman, Silver Surfer, Deadpool and wolverine(forgot about him)
Anybody else? I haven't seen anybody with guns.
wibble
05-06-2003, 04:16 PM
Deadpool uses guns but he doesn't have any in the pic.
Berserker
05-06-2003, 04:21 PM
Huntress WTF. The only other one I seen was batgirl. WTF.
Ritzol
05-06-2003, 04:29 PM
Venom
Ironman8
05-06-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by wibble
Deadpool uses guns but he doesn't have any in the pic.
And a samurai sword :)
RG570
05-06-2003, 06:52 PM
Result? the carnal assasin :D :scratch:
nejar462
05-06-2003, 07:05 PM
IM BATGIRL, NOOOO!!!!!!!!
Beast
05-06-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by nejar462
IM BATGIRL, NOOOO!!!!!!!!
WTF I got Batgirl, too. :mad:
Blood&Iron
05-06-2003, 08:05 PM
F*ck the quiz. I'm Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman.
http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/comics/t17-4048-e.php?current=3&mode=2&sk=1
How soon the classics are forgotten...
Ironman8
05-06-2003, 08:26 PM
LOL!
kimpy225
05-06-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Pup
I was teh wolverine...although the last line is a lie.
same here my fellow american!
RAWR!
ace dogg
05-06-2003, 08:55 PM
ace boy!
PowerManDL
05-06-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Blood&Iron
F*ck the quiz. I'm Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman.
http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/comics/t17-4048-e.php?current=3&mode=2&sk=1
How soon the classics are forgotten...
That dude is BAD ASS!!
That's gonna be me in like 30 years.
PowerManDL
05-07-2003, 02:45 AM
Callate, cabron!
Blood&Iron
05-07-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by PowerManDL
That dude is BAD ASS!!
That's gonna be me in like 30 years.
The best part is that's the website for the National Library of Canada and National Archives of Canada.
They've got the entire issue #1 of Reid Fleming scanned. Very cool, cuz my copy is packed away somewhere.
Reid Fleming and the Flaming Carrot used to be my favorite comic book characters way back when (like 15 years ago) When I was surfing around, looking for a image of Reid I saw on the Reid Fleming homepage that there's actually a crossover issue with both of them in it. I was so excited I almost crapped myself
Blood&Iron
05-07-2003, 04:46 PM
And for everyone who's been deprived of the uber-coolness of the Flaming Carrot, this might help:
When most people think about "comic books," they think of Batman, Spider-Man, the X-Men, and hordes of other superheroes with a prominent place in pop culture. Many comics exist, however, that are not aimed at adolescent males, and feature a sense of style and sensibilities all their own. A great example of this largely ignored genre of comics is Flaming Carrot Comics.
The black and white comic is about Flaming Carrot, a superhero with no special powers who wears a giant carrot mask that is perpetually on fire (except when he's indoors). The Carrot also wears flippers instead of shoes, and if you asked him why, he would tell you, "in case I have to swim." As you can probably tell from that statement, Flaming Carrot is a few tacos short of a combination plate.
The Carrot's origin is equally odd. According to the comic, "having read 5,000 comics in a single sitting to win a bet, this poor man suffered brain damage and appeared directly thereafter as - the Flaming Carrot!" No explanation is given as to why he chose a giant carrot mask as his trademark, or why it is on fire.
Flaming Carrot's weapons of choice in the fight against crime are a pistol and a broken glass bottle. "Indomitable, intrepid, undaunted ... he rises boldly from all defeat, disgrace and disaster (even with blood coming out) to soundly throttle the curs, brigands, and balderdashers of today's thin world. He's your kind of hero!" reads the stirring biography seen in issue 25. Although most superheroes are concerned with the welfare of their enemies after they beat them, the Carrot would rather cause mass mayhem and bodily harm to those who oppose him. He once cut off a villain's finger and wore it on a string around his neck for the rest of the issue.
Although most superheroes have a civilian identity that they assume when not saving the world, Flaming Carrot is just Flaming Carrot. The Carrot almost never removes his carrot mask, leaving it on to eat, sleep, and yes, even have sex. When he does, on rare occasion, take off his mask, the scenes are always depicted in such a manner that the reader does not get to see his real face. Only Bob Burden, the comic's creator, knows the Carrot's true identity, and Burden's not talking.
Each issue involves the Carrot going on some sort of adventure. Some issues have a fairly dull plot; the Carrot spent one entire issue going to bars around the Palookaville district of Iron City (the Carrot's home town) picking up women, meeting friends, and having a good time in ways that only the Carrot can. Other stories involve the Carrot teaming up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and stopping a band of rogue baseball umpires from taking over the Empire State Building, or saving the Earth from nine-foot swinger aliens bent on conquering the planet for its large amount of clubs and hot spots.
The Carrot likes to pal around with a group of quasi-superheroes like himself called the Mysterymen. Members of the Mysterymen go by such names as The Shoveler, Mr. Furious, Screwball, Bondo-Man, and Jumpin' Jehoshaphat. Flaming Carrot has a star-studded rogue's gallery of enemies as well, including such notables as The Poser, Don Wiskerando (and his dead dog), and the Artless Dodger. The Carrot and friends also routinely encounter zombies, vampires, and clones of Hitler's feet.
The Flaming Carrot debuted in 1979 in the pages of Visions #1, a very obscure anthology comic of which only a few copies exist today. After some initial fascination on the part of readers, the Carrot moved into his own book in 1981. Three publishers, 31 issues, and one annual later, the Flaming Carrot stands as one of the independent comic book community's most revered institutions. Flaming Carrot Comics is now published by Dark Horse Comics, and a new issue comes about about once per year. Dark Horse has also published trade paperback collections of the long out-of-print early issues, making it much easier to catch up on the many years of Carrot lore.
Wolverine
05-07-2003, 06:43 PM
why oddly enough i'd be Wolverine LOL
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