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cyclone
05-23-2003, 12:56 PM
I can't decide if this is sick or funny or both.

Pygmy-Q (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-689516,00.html) :eek:
cyclone
05-23-2003, 01:03 PM
I know its sickening.............but I keep picturing people with knives and forks chasing midgets around the jungle.
runt
05-23-2003, 02:43 PM
What do you think Pygmies taste like?;)
cyclone
05-23-2003, 02:46 PM
Chicken.
Ironman8
05-23-2003, 03:27 PM
MMMMM.... pygmies...
Bruise Brubaker
05-23-2003, 03:42 PM
If you kill someone and don't eat him, it's a waste of a good source of proteins.
p_t
05-23-2003, 04:02 PM
:burger:
Delphi
05-23-2003, 04:13 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks up and asks, "Do you think this one tastes funny?"
Reinier
05-23-2003, 04:20 PM
lmao
p_t
05-23-2003, 07:13 PM
A teacher was teaching math to her class. She asked "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" Little Johnie raises his hand. "Yes Johnie?" "None. After the first shot they would all fly away". The teacher responds "No, the correct answer is four but I like the way you think". Johnie sits a bit and then raises his hand to ask the teacher a question. "Yes Johnie?" calling on him. Johnie says "There are three ladies sitting on a bench each eating ice cream cones. The first lady is licking the tip really lightly. The second one is licking up and down all three scoops. The third one is gobbling down on all three scoops and sucking on the cone. Which one is married?. The teacher gets a little embaresed and answers "Well I suppose it's the one gobbling down on all three scoops and sucking on the cone." Johnie replies "I was going to say the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think."
Delphi
05-23-2003, 07:44 PM
LMAO. Yours definitely beat mine. :thumbup:




A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Saran Wrap shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
NateDogg
05-23-2003, 07:53 PM
LMAO!!
Gyno Rhino
05-23-2003, 10:59 PM
Three guys are exploring the amazon when a group of cannibals attacks and takes them prisoner.

That night at the grand dinner banquet, the chieftain calls to the three captives. "Prisoners, we will boil you alive, eat your flesh for dinner, and use your skin as water-skins for our canoes. Before you die, I will grant each of you one dying wish within reason."

The first captive says, "I wish for a gun, so that I may end my suffering painlessly." The chieftain hands the man a gun. He puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. The chieftain says, "Haha! You forgot to ask for bullets!" The captive screams and wails as he's thrown alive into boiling water.

After witnessing this, the second captive says, "I wish for some poison so that I may die without pain." The chieftain gives him some poison to swallow. The captive swallows the poison and waits. Nothing happens. The chieftain says, "Haha, it takes three days for the poison to kill you!" The second captive screams even louder than the first as he's thrown alive into the stew.

When asked what his final wish will be, the third captive quickly replies, "Give me a fork." The chieftain looks slightly confused and hands the captive a fork. The captive stabs himself 100s of times all over his arms, legs, and torso. The chieftain asks, "What are you doing? That won't kill you, you know." The captive replies, "I know. But I hope your fu*king canoe leaks, as*hole."
Rastaman
05-23-2003, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by p_t
A teacher was teaching math to her class. She asked "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" Little Johnie raises his hand. "Yes Johnie?" "None. After the first shot they would all fly away". The teacher responds "No, the correct answer is four but I like the way you think". Johnie sits a bit and then raises his hand to ask the teacher a question. "Yes Johnie?" calling on him. Johnie says "There are three ladies sitting on a bench each eating ice cream cones. The first lady is licking the tip really lightly. The second one is licking up and down all three scoops. The third one is gobbling down on all three scoops and sucking on the cone. Which one is married?. The teacher gets a little embaresed and answers "Well I suppose it's the one gobbling down on all three scoops and sucking on the cone." Johnie replies "I was going to say the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think."


ROFLMAO!!!