View Full Version : Phish concert and impending death.
Ok, so basically I have concluded that I am going to die within the next week or so. Yesterday I attended the Atlanta Phish concert with a buddy of mine, and well...we gourged ourselves silly...it was...and still is painful the next day!!!!. I probably consumed 5000-6000 calories yesterday in full. I'm not really sure as to how many I consumed I'm just guesstimating. Then this morning I wasn't even close to hungery but I ate another 1500 calories for some reason. That is all I've eaten today and all I think I'll be able to eat today. I never want to see food again. Ever. So in conclusion I think I am going to die from starvation and malnourishment.
On a more serious note, I'm surprised I didn't die driving home last night. I'm almost positive 99% of the people at that concert were driving home under the influence of large amounts of narcotics.
07-27-2003, 03:41 PM
You need to come over here. Bring my monitor.
**** you....I can't move. I'm dying.
07-27-2003, 03:46 PM
Shut up. It's not like you haven't eaten 5000 calories before.
What the hell did you eat anyway.
I have never eaten 5000 calories in one day before...I'm almost certain of that. Much less 4000 or so of them in a 4 hour period. Hmm. Had a few protien bars(they really suck after being in the sun), 2 oat, rice krispy, honey, and pb balls, 1 brat w/kraut on bun, 1 personal pizza, half a coke, 1 chicken torilla wrap thing, 1 big fluffy pretzel. Then breakfast and a tuna sandwich before the concert. I felt disgustingly sick.
I also threw up at work...Because of the food I ate today. I just renewed my sensations of nausea.
07-27-2003, 07:33 PM
Congrats. Now bring my monitor over.
Seriously. I can't leave.
Ok, then you can get it tomorrow, I don't feel like moving right now. I don't feel like living right now. I feel like ****ting and puking right now.
07-28-2003, 04:01 AM
Thought you might like to read these:)
07-28-2003, 05:35 PM
back in the old days you gorged on pills and binged on alcohol when you went to concert. Now rice crispies. No matter how bad they make carbs sound, its not living on the edge.
I was outta my mind...in a good way. And the rice crispy stand was right in front of our car!!! They were mocking us.
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