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Khar
07-27-2003, 02:35 PM
Ok, so basically I have concluded that I am going to die within the next week or so. Yesterday I attended the Atlanta Phish concert with a buddy of mine, and well...we gourged ourselves silly...it was...and still is painful the next day!!!!. I probably consumed 5000-6000 calories yesterday in full. I'm not really sure as to how many I consumed I'm just guesstimating. Then this morning I wasn't even close to hungery but I ate another 1500 calories for some reason. That is all I've eaten today and all I think I'll be able to eat today. I never want to see food again. Ever. So in conclusion I think I am going to die from starvation and malnourishment.

On a more serious note, I'm surprised I didn't die driving home last night. I'm almost positive 99% of the people at that concert were driving home under the influence of large amounts of narcotics.

technogeeky
07-27-2003, 02:41 PM
Haha.

You need to come over here. Bring my monitor.

Khar
07-27-2003, 02:42 PM
**** you....I can't move. I'm dying.

technogeeky
07-27-2003, 02:46 PM
Shut up. It's not like you haven't eaten 5000 calories before.

What the hell did you eat anyway.

Khar
07-27-2003, 02:53 PM
I have never eaten 5000 calories in one day before...I'm almost certain of that. Much less 4000 or so of them in a 4 hour period. Hmm. Had a few protien bars(they really suck after being in the sun), 2 oat, rice krispy, honey, and pb balls, 1 brat w/kraut on bun, 1 personal pizza, half a coke, 1 chicken torilla wrap thing, 1 big fluffy pretzel. Then breakfast and a tuna sandwich before the concert. I felt disgustingly sick.

Khar
07-27-2003, 06:10 PM
I also threw up at work...Because of the food I ate today. I just renewed my sensations of nausea.

technogeeky
07-27-2003, 06:33 PM
Congrats. Now bring my monitor over.

Seriously. I can't leave.

Khar
07-27-2003, 06:35 PM
Ok, then you can get it tomorrow, I don't feel like moving right now. I don't feel like living right now. I feel like ****ting and puking right now.

bradley
07-28-2003, 03:01 AM
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=11310775&dopt=Abstract
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=9880251&dopt=Abstract

Thought you might like to read these:)

Berserker
07-28-2003, 04:35 PM
back in the old days you gorged on pills and binged on alcohol when you went to concert. Now rice crispies. No matter how bad they make carbs sound, its not living on the edge.

Khar
07-28-2003, 04:54 PM
lol
I was outta my mind...in a good way. And the rice crispy stand was right in front of our car!!! They were mocking us.