The Snatch

[Daniel Clough]

I watched this film last night and it was excellent !

If you have not seen it go and rent it now!! Its a great watch !

Now I know why everyone was asking what a Pikie is lol

[Sun]

Is that a porno?

[Daniel Clough]

no..

A good ole English film showing how nice we are :)

[Craig James]

Yeah, Hulk, it is a great flick. If you liked that one, go rent "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels". Its another Guy Ritchie film with most of the same cast and its a great one too.

[Tryska]

Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels is one of my all-time favorite movies.

funny as hell - i do have to watch snatch though.

[Daniel Clough]

Yep I've seen 2 lock stock too..

Not as good as snatch imo, but still good :)

[Sun]

Well if it's about communist Limey bastids, I see why it was named after a woman's love organ.

[Rock]

The fact that my your gun says replica and my gun says V1.5 eagle something....

[breeze]

Originally posted by Rock
The fact that my your gun says replica and my gun says V1.5 eagle something....

His gun was a 'desert eagle."

[Daniel Clough]

lol that bit was funny...

[Chris Rodgers]

I love snatch. It is one of my favorite things in the whole world. I had no idea they made a movie with it as the title. Must be Ace!!

[Maki Riddington]

Snatch didn't compare to Lock Stock imo.

I love European movies.
Trainspotting, Full Monty etc.....

[Craig James]

I have the dvd of Snatch, and you know how on dvds you can select different languages that you can listen to the movie in (like French or Spanish)? Snatch has a "Pikey" language track, and what it does is run closed captioning whenever Brad Pitts character talks because he is so damn hard to understand. I laughed my ass off when I saw this, especially the time when it showed a bunch of question marks one time, because even the movie's producers didn't know what the hell Pitt was saying in one scene...

[Tryska]

Originally posted by Maki Riddington
Snatch didn't compare to Lock Stock imo.

I love European movies.
Trainspotting, Full Monty etc.....


hee hee...choose life.

Trainspotting is on my classics list. although I have to cover my eyes and hide during the first few scenes.

[heathj]

Didn't the US make a movie called Snatch? I assume it's making fun of you. Or is that the same movie. With Brad Pitt....?

[Craig James]

Same movie, and it is a British flick.

[mds_79]

ya i love snatch

[Sun]

I flick my tongue at the Snatch.

(American for, "I bite my thumb at thee." Limeys.)

[Rock]

You wanna see something really , reeeeeeeeeealllyyyyyy good in a movie

I know you might have seen this many times before, but try to pay extra attaintion to the ending scene in Bladerunner, When the replicant has chased Harrison Ford to the rough top, and instead of killing him he dies him self, but right before that moment, he says some magical stuff, the whole damn scene is Magical.

[Craig James]

Says some magical stuff? Like,

"Abracadabra Alakazoom?"

or

"Watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass?"

[Maki Riddington]

Lol.

[Rock]

I guess people will never understand the magic of that scene, its life its self talking.

[breeze]

Originally posted by Rock
I guess people will never understand the magic of that scene, its life its self talking.

Like what, they guy recalling seeing battleships on fire on the rings or orion. Puleeze.

[Sun]

Life itself talking, eh?

So essentially what you're saying is he stood on top of the highest mountain and screamed, "I SUCK!!!" ?

Yeah? :p

[Craig James]

The roof scene from BladeRunner:

Rutger Hauer(RH) holds a dove and stands on a rooftop, looking down upon Harrison Ford(HF) who is hanging onto a ledge by his hands.

RH
“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is like to be a slave.”

HF starts to slip, his grip on the ledge growing weaker. First one, then the other hand finally slips off of the ledge and just as he is about to fall-

RH grabs his wrist from above,
“Ha! Kinship!” and hauls him over unto the roof. HF slips down onto his back and tries to back away from RH. RH hunches down, facing him.

RH
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears… In the rain. Time to die.”

RH releases the dove, and it flies away, then RH presumably dies.


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Ok, Rock, this was a pretty cool scene, but I guess it didn't push my buttons like it did yours. But, hey - to each there own.

Now let me share one of my favorite dialogues from Snatch:


Bullet-Tooth Tony sits at a table while three masked men confront him, two with hand guns.

Bullet-Tooth Tony:
“So, you’re obviously the big dick and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little ****** balls.”

Vinny(One of the masked men with a gun):
“These are your last words so make them a prayer.”

Bullet-Tooth Tony:
“Dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they’re not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy and have brought your two little mincy ****** balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick you’re having second thoughts. You’re shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you’ve got “Replica” written on the side of your gun… And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five oh” written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… **** off.”

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Reading it is not quite the same as seeing it, but I laugh my friggin' ass off everytime I watch this... Just thought I would share...

[Daniel Clough]

ha ha

[beercan]

LOL< in trainspotting when they immitated Connery and shot that guys dog so it attacked him....bwahahahahahaa

[Tryska]

can - that was a hilarious scene!!

[YatesNightBlade]

I was very disappointed to see NO pictures when I opened this thread. 'The Snatch' must mean something else to you guys.