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The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:08 AM
...Make a thread or stfu. :moon:
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:09 AM
You make a thread or stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:14 AM
On second thought, you [or stfu.]
Belial
08-27-2001, 11:14 AM
stfu
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:17 AM
Belial clearly needs glasses.
The thread's title blatantly reads 'Cackerot' and not 'Belial'...
so stfu.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:17 AM
Actually, if we analyze the situation the conclusions are:
1. Belial is not me, thus should not be a nosy mofo.
2. Chicken Daddy should post a thread and STFU.
So, according to the analysis, you should post a thread and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:20 AM
Hmmm..trust cack to be ANAL-ysing. Typical.
I vote that Cack should make a thread then stfu.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:22 AM
You should make the thread and stfu, according to the prophecy.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 11:23 AM
hmm..hate to butt in....but since the thread has been made....could both a y'all stfu?
and yes...i'm a nosy mofo.:p
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:23 AM
Allah was my besht mate and he told me you should, so stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:24 AM
Ahh, another nosey parker.
Wina, the thread has clearly not been made or else we would not be continuing this debate.
I suggest I just stab you in the throat with a pencil, screaming at the top of my lungs and guide you to the ground... never stopping my agonizing intentions until I hear the satisfying gurgle.
After that, you can STFU.
Belial, you're a p-yimp. Want a pencil? Just sharpened. Some rubber gloves, and a piece of rope to hang him by the mullet. You can enter by way of the belly button.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:25 AM
That was actually Satan undercover, thus the opposite should be followed in the interest of good.
So, you should make the thread and stfu.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 11:26 AM
well one of y'all better get it in gear and make the damn thread...
or
stfu.
the choice is yours.
breeze
08-27-2001, 11:26 AM
yaz stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:28 AM
Tina: stfu.
Everyone: get out of my damn thread!
Cack: It was Satan in disguise before he turned bad and had his ass kicked by St Michael, so clearly it IS in the interest of good...
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:28 AM
Tryska, have sex with me and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:28 AM
Oh, and BTW, Make the thread and Stfu.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 11:30 AM
cack: no. oh and stfu.
robboe: just stfu.
one a y'all biatches make the damn thread.
Belial
08-27-2001, 11:31 AM
All of you (except Yaz, he's a sick mofo and I think he's cool) need to stfu, or else I will be forced to.....stfu, I guess.
*sulks*
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:31 AM
You have been misguided by the conspiracy of Satan.
So, stfu and make the thread.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:33 AM
Tina: who gives you the power to tell us to make the thread? therefore, stfu.
Cack, i was misguided by the conspiracy of the US government trying to oestrogenise you all - then i found yo' momma and all was well, therefore, make the thread and stfu.
Breeze - Please, don't force me to do this. It would be a tragedy if I were forced (Beyond my own will, of course. It was Lucifer.) to jam this saliva and blood drenched pencil into the back of your hand and break it in half, thus leaving your palm stuck against the impaled table.
Of course then I would have to grab a butterknife and begin to saw at the bones of each finger until they were fully seperated from your hand. Would it turn you on sexually if I licked the severed fingertips? What if I ate them?
After that, I'll slink back into the corner and STFU.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:37 AM
Well, if you read the bible is states on chapter 9, page 114 under "Chicken Daddy make the thread and STFU", that you should in fact make the thread and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:39 AM
If you watch Richard Simmons' Fat to fit you will cleary hear him say "cack make the thread and stfu" and everyone knows that Richard is like...a fag.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:41 AM
Richard Simmons also grooves to the oldies meaning his opinion should be opposed, thus you should make the thread and stfu.
sorry cack, the bible doesn't work that way, in fact in the book of cool mofos (new internation pimps version), it says, you should make the thread and STFU.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:44 AM
I have an announcement from god himself: pup, stfu.
"Playaz Chapter 1, Verse 23 -
And so sayeth the Almighty, that cometh the year 2001, my faithful psychotic serial killer friend hath been summoned to spread the word. With a downward stroke of his silver knife, and a merciless fist of vengenace, he wouldst fulfill the prophecy, and finally, get Cackerot to STFU."
You tell me.
Daniel Clough
08-27-2001, 11:49 AM
take a step back from the computer..
Push the power button..
Go for a walk :)
In that order..
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:50 AM
I'm gonna have to agree with the good Reverend Rob and say Cack, make the thread and stfu.
"The pimp comes back to jerusalem, chapter 17, verse 69-slap the **** out of all bitches that don't give your money and tell cack to STFU"
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:51 AM
You for got the one between number 2 and 3: "Remove the needle from yo' ass"
Daniel Clough
08-27-2001, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Sun
You talking to me Hulk?
No... I was talking to Yaz...
*Grabs syringe, fills with anadrol, and injects in own ass*
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 11:53 AM
If each s of one myofibril fuses to an axon at the cellular level then each sarcomere in a linear series will surely make up for the lacking t, f, and u. And since all sarcomeres activate with one changed chicken molecule and a sun-daddy ion, you can take this information to come to get the equation:
a + y = stfu
If, a = chicken daddy, and y = Sun, and stfu = stfu. And of due to the extra cross-bridges, we have leftover spaces for the equation:
x + m = a
If, x = chicken daddy, m = make the thread, and a = correct.
So, if we put all this information together we get:
Chicken daddy make the thread and stfu.
Originally posted by Hulk
No... I was talking to Yaz...
Ohh. I ripped the flesh off of his face and drenched the exposed skin in battery acid. He's a stud now.
All the cold (dead) bitches want his stuff.
*hands yaz a lousiville slugger, lets get the beamer*
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 11:58 AM
I have blatantly just seen a plane fly over my house with a sign at the back saying "Cackerot: make the thread and stfu."
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:00 PM
A wise man once said... "Chicken daddy make the thread and stfu".
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:04 PM
once, a wiser man said "Cackerot, make the thread and stfu."
Chris Rodgers
08-27-2001, 12:04 PM
How about both of you start a thread and stfu??
Neither of you make the thread and make hulk make the thread.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:07 PM
The wisest man ever once said... "Chicken Daddy make the thread and stfu".
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:10 PM
I never said that.
*slaps cackerot around a bit with a large salmon* make the thread and STFU
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:11 PM
P.S. Stfu and make the thread.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:12 PM
Of course not, I did.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:12 PM
Oh, and make the thread and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:13 PM
ummm...no. You.
And stfu.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:15 PM
If you don't make the thread and stfu, Yaz will throw DNP tabs at you. So, make the thread and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:16 PM
Ah man, i had better make the thread...
~Cack wakes up~
Robboe says: "Make the thread and stfu."
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:18 PM
In other words, make the thread and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:19 PM
In spanish it means "Make the thread and stfu Cack."
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:21 PM
Yo yo, make da thread and stfu mofo, stop yo triflin.
"The book of getting paid, chapter 5, verse 17-kill the bastards, sell there house and use it to buy cack off into making the thread"
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:25 PM
Kiss my ass, then make the thread and stfu.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:26 PM
I'm reporting that post to moderator if you don't make the thread and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:29 PM
yo.
No.
Make
the
thread
and
s
t
f
u
Biatch
.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 12:32 PM
k...how about neither of y'all make the thread, but both a y'all stfu?
I am withdrawing from this thread. I think I am offending people.
*takes his tattered Teddy-bear and wanders off*
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:34 PM
Tryska have sex with me and stfu.
Chicken daddy make the thread and stfu or go jump rope.
*Rips head off of teddy bear, bwhahahaha"
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:35 PM
Pup: stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:36 PM
Cack's keto breath is enough to make me make the thread ...
But i won't cause i'm nailz and he can stfu and make the thread.
*looks at pup, tilts his head.*
You stole Mr. Teddy's face.
*Looks at the pentagram of blood drawn onto the bear's fur, giggles like a little kid, pointing. Chases after pup with the knife.*
Tryska
08-27-2001, 12:39 PM
cack: again, NO, stop asking me. Hell will freeze over before I have sex with you. Pigs will fly before I have sex with you. Jesus will come down and the rapture will start before I have sex with you. not to mention - The Cubs will win the Superbowl before I have sex with you. :) oh and umm.....stfu.
:bash:
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:39 PM
Make the thread and stfu and tell pup to stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:39 PM
~Draws face on volleyball with blood and calls it Wilson~
I have no idea how that fits into this thread, but alas Brave SirCackerot, Lo behold and maketh the thread and then stfu.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:40 PM
Tryska have sex with me and stfu.
Make the thread and stfu, or else.
Rob, make cack make the thread and tell him to STFU.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:41 PM
Make me some Pie!
Then make the thread and stfu.
Franco
08-27-2001, 12:41 PM
After serious deliberation and cogetation, i would like to add with serious emphasis, START THE SODDING THREAD
I want some pie, hey tryska, will you make me some pie?
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by FAngel
After serious masturbation and vegetation, i would like to add with serious emphasis, START THE SODDING THREAD CACKEROT
:eek:
I agree though, oh and cack - stfu.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 12:42 PM
i'm sorry - did hell freeze over while i was reading other posts?
cack: stfu.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 12:44 PM
*makes mudpie*
*throws it at pup*
sure pumpkin - anything for you. incoming!
Yaz, really, i was kidding, you can have the head back to your teddy bear, but please, just take that knife out of my ass.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:46 PM
Yes, hell froze over because Chicken Daddy hasn't made the thread and stfu.
So, Tryska have sex with me and stfu.
The_Chicken_Daddy
08-27-2001, 12:47 PM
just make the damn thread and stfu.
She's having sex with me, so wait your turn and stfu.
Some interesting article headlines I read today:
- "Molten core of the earth at sub-zero temperatures."
- "Saybrook farmer breeds first skydiving pig."
- "Words from the clouds, The Rapture (Based on a true prophecy) in theatres today."
- "Mark Grace - Forget golden glove, Time to butt heads. Cubs favorite to take NFL title."
And pup, I don't want it now. Soiled blade.
Cackerot69
08-27-2001, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
OK, I'll make the thread and stfu.
Pup: abuse your clen and stfu.
Tryska
08-27-2001, 12:50 PM
cack: stfu.
pup: stfu.
yaz: put down the Enquirer and stfu.
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