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Avatar
08-07-2003, 08:50 PM
Would drinking 2-3 cups of black coffee an hour before a date make a noticeable impact on water retention?

mikey4402
08-07-2003, 09:18 PM
i doubt it. whos the lucky guy?

bradley
08-08-2003, 03:08 AM
Caffeine would have a diuretic effect.

If you are drinking enough water throughout the day then I would not think so.

mikey4402
08-08-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by bradley
Caffeine would have a diuretic effect.

If you are drinking enough water throughout the day then I would not think so.

i know there would be an diuretic effect, but how noticeable would it be?

bradley
08-08-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by mikey4402


i know there would be an diuretic effect, but how noticeable would it be?

Caffeine is considered a "mild" diuretic so I doubt that you are going to see much of a change.

Tryska
08-08-2003, 10:47 AM
wtf?

are you tryign to look as shredded as possible for a freakin date?

unless she competes she'snot gonna notice dude.


btw i'd be less worried about water retention and more worried about ahving to run to the bathroom all emergency-like. pooping on a date is definitely bad manners.

AllUp
08-08-2003, 11:00 AM
yeah, and with some peeps within 30-45 min they gotst ta go potti :D

To prevent this you can take it straight black w/no sugar so you dont get insulin spike and the following sugar low :)

mmckinley
08-08-2003, 12:39 PM
In the end it's not going to matter. Do you think she's going to like you or not like you based on a little water retention? If you have a decent body/looks then all you really have to do is be polite and make her laugh, and if your personalities are compatable you'll get a second date. With that in mind, drinking a bunch of coffee will probably make you all jittery and crazy and she'll think you're a crack addict.

Silverback
08-08-2003, 12:46 PM
Calm down dear! dont sweat it, if she were to bother about it then i reckon that she would be with you for the wrong reasons.

Imo leave out coffee anyway as most coffee drinkers have nasty breath and thats far worse than water retention for goodness sakes!

hemants
08-08-2003, 01:56 PM
I can see it now.

"You're a real nice guy and everything but I prefer my men to have 200ml less of water retention so maybe we weren't meant for each other"

Holto
08-08-2003, 02:16 PM
LMAO

Avatar
08-09-2003, 12:45 AM
well I went with the pre-coffee and ended up getting laid tonight. Thank god for coffee. Don't know what I would have done without it. :cool:

AJ_11
08-09-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Avatar
well I went with the pre-coffee and ended up getting laid tonight. Thank god for coffee. Don't know what I would have done without it. :cool:

I wish I got laid everytime I drank coffee:)

gopher
08-09-2003, 02:54 AM
This is what I have been trying to say all along..... Coffee is nature's perfect food. It gives you energy, helps burn fat, and it gets you laid. What more could you ask for from a beverage?

papaoso2k1
08-09-2003, 08:57 AM
Daaaamn man...what brand do you guys drink???? so you think if I begin drinking coffee id get laid more often??

Berserker
08-09-2003, 09:27 AM
I used to worry about it effect performance. I think it is supposed to have bad effects on men. But I never really noticed.

mercury
08-09-2003, 12:45 PM
So, if I take a couple shots of expresso, I'll get two babes tonight? :D

APE.
08-09-2003, 01:27 PM
Damn I drink like 6/7 cups a day and never get laid.:confused:

-TIM-
08-09-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by APE.
Damn I drink like 6/7 cups a day and never get laid.:confused:

That's because all that caffeine turned you into a spazz.