The Next Government Ban

[bighit]

Numerous studies have shown that exercise when performed improperly or to extreme excess can lead to a variety of health related complications and possibly even death. In addition, exercise has been shown to pose serious health risk to those with unknown heart conditions. On several occasions, otherwise healthy athletes have dropped dead while engaged in exercise due to unknown heart conditions. Exercise related injuries and deaths have cost insurance companies and subsidized health care programs millions of dollars. The list of risks and complications could go on and on, shortness of breath, weight loss, increased heart rate are just a few. Granted, exercise has been shown to be beneficial to the vast majority of those who use common sense, but that is not the point. In extremely rare cases and under abnormal circumstances an extremely small percentage of exercisers can and do experience som discomfort and pain, sometimes death. If we can save even one life through the total ban or government regulation of this incidious and life threatening practice then we should all support such a measure.

[Stray]

LOL

Not to mention the choking hazards that nutritious foods can cause in certain abnormal conditions.

[thutch90]

Yes, the choking hazard. Also breathing causes cancer everyone knows that. tuttut

[IronDaddy]

LOL
I heard that stinging sweat in the eyes leads to blindness and sterility...

[smalls]

Awesome post. Hopefully your not giving anyone ideas though. LOL.

[shootermcgavin7]

If everything that some idiot could hurt themself with were banned, then we would all die of starvation in a padded room.

[rookiebldr]

lol

[Jasonl]

If everything that some idiot could hurt themself with were banned, then we would all die of starvation in a padded room.
Haha, so true.

[PedestrianX]

Rooms have corners.. I would guess it to be padded sphere!

[ItalianGalleon]

it better be really padded so people don't jump up and hurt themselves after falling. Maybe they should not be allowed to move at all.

[manowar669]

I think that warning stickers should be removed from EVERYTHING. Think of it as passive eugenics (look that one up). Simply put, if you do not know that leaning a metal ladder against power lines could pose an electrocution hazard, YOU NEED TO BE ELECTROCUTED! :micro:
The U.S. Senate is trying to pass Bill S.B. OU812, which will issue Nerf brand ammunition to our armed forces and police agencies in an effort to reduce high-velocity lead poisoning.