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Budiak
01-25-2004, 12:56 AM
Heh..I've always been interested in hearing what people's last meals would be. Seriously. I hear that a lot of last meals are really strange...like a huge bowl of cereal, some cake, and a bag of skittles. Or nothing but a gallon of ice cream.

Mine?

16oz filet mignon(glazed with butter of course)
HUGE piece of cornbread. With whipped butter.
Henry Weinhard's Root Beer
An unseemingly large bowl of Count Chocula
Milk for the cereal
A Shaq Snaq candy bar (even though they dont sell them anymore.)
A Heath Bar Blizzard from Dairy Queen


I think I could eat all of that. I'd just have to unbutton the top of my prison garb because it might get hard to sit in the 'lectric chair in tight pants after that meal.

So, what's it gonna be?

gopher
01-25-2004, 01:06 AM
Well it depends on what time of day it is. If they let me have a final workout right before execution I guess it would be a post workout shake. If it's early in the morning, some egg whites and oatmeal. And if it's in the evening, Tuna, cottage cheese and some almonds.
Gotta stay true to my goals 'til the bitter end!




Actually I would go with surf and turf. A big filet and lobster tail with garlic mashed potatos. I like the Heath bar Blizzard for desert. I haven't had one of those in years!

Saint Patrick
01-25-2004, 01:08 AM
-Box of girl scout cookies w/ whole milk
-Italian Sausage Calzone w/ Extra Garlic & Pesto
-Well Done T-Bone Steak
-Deep Fried Banana w/ Coconut Ice Cream
-Chocolate Fondue w/ a big slice of New York Cheesecake
-Cup of some expensive gourmet coffee w/ cream

That's all I can think of.

J450n
01-25-2004, 03:01 AM
It'd have to be a good ol English fry up.
4 eggs
4 sausage
4 bacon
2 Hash browns
4 Toast
Heinz Baked beans (how could i forget!)
Topped with salt, pepper and heinz tommy (tomato) sauce.
With big mug of coffee.

(Easily pleased ;) ).

Songsangnim
01-25-2004, 03:05 AM
A Shaq Snaq candy bar (even though they dont sell them anymore.)




I'd go with the Shaq Snaq candy bar. "Nope, you can't execute me until you get me one." ;)

aidano
01-25-2004, 03:45 AM
It'd have to be a good ol English fry up.
4 eggs
4 sausage
4 bacon
2 Hash browns
4 Toast
Topped with salt, pepper and tommy sauce.
With big mug of coffee.
(Easily pleased ;) ).

plus baked beans and hp sauce. :yum:

Budiak
01-25-2004, 04:06 AM
I wonder if you could eat enough that you'd explode when they put the juice through you...or that you'd eject it from your body in one way or another when they put the injection in your body.

I mean, thats the ultimate goal of a final meal, right?


Oh and what are 'hp' and 'tommy' sauces? I might want a glass of that.

J450n
01-25-2004, 05:57 AM
plus baked beans and hp sauce. :yum:

How could i forget the beans! Though it's heinz tomato sauce for personally.. not a brown sauce fan..

APE.
01-25-2004, 06:05 AM
Homemade Spaghettie an Meatballs in a meat sauce & mushrooms w/ a Gallon of whole Milk.Might not get it all down but I'd eat 'till I'm stuffed.

Reinier
01-25-2004, 07:17 AM
Grilled Gamba shrimp and a spicey rice dish.... also wine... sweet white (usually prefer dry but not with this meal)

shootermcgavin7
01-25-2004, 09:12 AM
A bottle of whiskey, so I could be falling down drunk when they killed me.

JTyrell710
01-25-2004, 09:35 AM
well when your dead you wont be able to consume food, so probably some sort of slow acting protein...
then id want some alchohal, some drugs-various kinds-
i wanna be high as a kite when i go down
oh and one more thing, one supermodel... for one last good time

donescobar2000
01-25-2004, 10:21 AM
A buffet catered by all major restaurants.

JuniorMint6669
01-25-2004, 10:47 AM
Extra Large Pizza- Pepperoni, Sausage, Mushroom, Bell Pepper

I think thats the only food I truely enjoy eating anymore. I think thats what Im gonna have for lunch.

Mic Soloist
01-25-2004, 11:00 AM
i'd have some of that sh-t we used to eat back in the day. What was it called???????























Oh yea......... pu$$y:)





-mic-

Mic Soloist
01-25-2004, 11:10 AM
I would probably have a huge place of fettuccini with mushrooms and crab meat. Also I would have some fresh cooked garlic bread, a big country style buttermilk buscuit, some sweet tea, a large glass of milk, a few pastry type cakes, a chocalate donut, a few m&m's, an oatmeal cookie, and a huge glass of water.

Then I would sh-t all over myself right when they were taking me to the chair. Just so those fukkers would have to smell my nasty ass while they fried me.

If I couldn't have all that I would just take a nice heroin needle and a iced mug of Blue Moon with orange.



-mic-

PizDoff
01-25-2004, 11:14 AM
I'd have something healthy and vitamin filled. Like schrooms....

Er.....I mean, protein shake

Bruise Brubaker
01-25-2004, 11:25 AM
I'd eat smurfs.

Behemoth
01-25-2004, 12:59 PM
Crabs legs with extra butter
Calzone with pepperoni, hot sausage, and every cheese known to man
A gallon of breyers vanilla ice cream
Glass of chocolate whole milk

CsU
01-25-2004, 03:13 PM
lots of:

deep dish pizza w/ sausage
chicken parmasian
mozzarella sticks
nachos
icecream cake

Scott S
01-25-2004, 04:28 PM
Last drugs?

A big bowl of opium, please. :smoke:

Manofmystery2k2
01-25-2004, 09:37 PM
A huge pizza, a Rockstar energy drink, and a giant bag of Reese's pieces.

Raj
01-25-2004, 11:22 PM
KFC Original Recipe

JuniorMint6669
01-25-2004, 11:28 PM
Heres a pic of what my last meal would look like. Its actually what I ate tonight, it was that damn good that i couldnt wait.

Manofmystery2k2
01-25-2004, 11:34 PM
I hate you junior, Just thought I should let you know that. *starts cleaning up drool from pants*

Budiak
01-26-2004, 03:55 AM
Jesus H Norris, that looks like an amazing pizza! Oh...Oh God.


I've soiled myself.

**** the steak. I want that pizza. And a giant bag of Reese's Pieces!

Drheckler
01-26-2004, 09:45 AM
5 1lb lobsters with a bucket of butter. :p

Tryska
01-26-2004, 09:49 AM
can't say. it would be an entirely spontaneous choice.

AllUp
01-26-2004, 09:49 AM
LoL. a huge 1" thick Sicilian pizza. I'd whale it in one sitting, however I would feel extremely guilty if it was a joke or something and the Zapping cap & chair was actually there to line you up for a pie in the face. THEN you would have to burn off that whole Sicilian pizza.. EEW, just the thought.. :/

VasDeferens
01-26-2004, 09:59 AM
I will have this............

geoffgarcia
01-26-2004, 10:41 AM
I dont believe they give inmates this option anymore...
I'd settle for a fine piece of pelt...

AllUp
01-26-2004, 10:47 AM
I dont believe they give inmates this option anymore...
I'd settle for a fine piece of pelt...
I dont believe they give inmates this option anymore...
Unfortunately in male prisons, I think its called Tossed sallads or man-chowder. :P

Stray
01-26-2004, 11:11 AM
KFC Original Recipe

I'd get a bucket of Xtra Crispy, mashed potatoes w/ gravy, coleslaw and those buttermilk biscuits to mop up the gravy with.

Oh, and a pint of Bass Ale to wash it down.

TheBug
01-26-2004, 02:14 PM
I wonder if you could eat enough that you'd explode when they put the juice through you...or that you'd eject it from your body in one way or another when they put the injection in your body.

I mean, thats the ultimate goal of a final meal, right?


Oh and what are 'hp' and 'tommy' sauces? I might want a glass of that.


Prior to the McVeigh execution, there was a timeline of what his final days would be like. The last meal comes, I beleive, 24 hours before the execution. He was pretty well fushed out before he went to Hell.

Feed Eric
01-26-2004, 10:06 PM
I'd have a popeyes spicy chicken family meal, with coffee cake. yeah....
--Eric

Budiak
01-27-2004, 02:27 AM
No last meal anymore? Oh come on. Thats bull****. As much money as we spend on those rejects we can't shell out 50 bucks for a good steak before they bite the big one.

ebrunner
01-27-2004, 03:54 PM
If they let me have a final workout right before execution I guess it would be a post workout shake.


That is the funniest thing I read all week.

rpffly
01-27-2004, 05:06 PM
I think I'd start off with a shrimp cocktail
A large triple pepperoni
A huge NY steak
Reeses penut butter cups
a huuuuuge Kirin Ichiban

Will it all fit, I doubt it but who gives a....

JaN11784
01-29-2004, 10:56 AM
i'd have some of that sh-t we used to eat back in the day. What was it called???????
















Oh yea......... pu$$y:)





-mic-


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