Tip everyone should know

[Mercuryblade]

Eat your vegetable/salad last, it aids in digestion.

[WillKuenzel]

...and just exactly how is that?

[geoffgarcia]

how?

[Budiak]

Thats straight bull****.

[Augury]

the only "order" of eating thing ive heard and believed was not to eat fruit last as a pudding but first.

The reason cited was that if you eat it last it sits ontop of your dinner and just ferments and gives to gas and a painful tummy whilst your slower digesting meat course holds it up. apparently.

However....i honestly think it matters not one whit.

Augs

[Budiak]

That is a heap of fetid lies to get you to wait to eat dessert.

It all hits your stomach and is churned up into a big solid mass of proto****.


Heh.

Proto.

[Saint Patrick]

5'11'' 134 lbs

No offense, but I don't think you're in a position to be giving advice quite yet.

[MDN]

No offense, but I don't think you're in a position to be giving advice quite yet.

I second that motion.

[fen2zla]

I third that motion.

I dont think you should be overly concerned with the order in which you eat your food. At 134 lbs you should just be eating anything in ANY order.

[ryuage]

well if it aids in digestion so much and he is only 130 some pounds maybe hes got a point and ****s everything he eats hehe. Hence no weight gain :)

[Allyrulez]

No offense, but I don't think you're in a position to be giving advice quite yet.



So hang on, if i weigh more than you, that means i know more than you??? Is the extra weight actually tangible wisdom?? If you fart do clever factoids fly out??