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Spartan936
08-16-2004, 07:53 PM
Just an idea... What if something like this were shown to Newbies when they become members?


1- THOU SHALT NOT POST A NEW THREAD BEFORE SEARCHING.

2- THOU SHALT NOT POST A NEW THREAD BEFORE CHECKING THE ARTICLES ON www.Wannabebig.com.

3- THOU MUST FEEL FREE TO POST RELEVENT QUESTIONS.

4- THOU MUST RESPECT ALL OPINIONS; EVEN STUPID ONES.

5- THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ANY RUDE REMARKS

6- THOU MUST LEARN TO :strong: AND :burger: PROPERLY.

7- THOU MUST HAVE FUN.


It may seem a bit confrontational, but I know it would've helped me, and I wouldn't have asked stupid questions, lol. "How do I gain weight?" or "Must lose beer belly" or the classic "How do I hit the upper pecs?" I dunno. I had the strange inclination to write it.
BigRic
08-16-2004, 07:55 PM
Just write the whole weightlifitng bible.
Shane
08-16-2004, 07:56 PM
THOU MUST LEARN TO :strong: AND :burger: PROPERLY.

I'm all for the rest of the commandments, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to filibuster against the second half of this one. :soapbox: :angel:

Otherwise I'll be sent to WBB hell.
Spartan936
08-16-2004, 07:59 PM
lol. Why, Shane?
Shane
08-16-2004, 08:02 PM
Take a look at my journal and you'll see. I think it's safe to say I'm not the cleanest eater on WBB.lol
David
08-16-2004, 08:16 PM
VIII- THOU SHALT NOT SPAM THE MEMBERS’ PIC SECTION WITH SELF PICS SHOWING NO PARTICULAR POSE, BAD CAMERA ANGLES AND LIGHTING AND ASKING FOR ADVICE, ESPECIALLY IF THOU HAS BEEN WORKING OUT FOR ONLY FOUR WEEKS.

(What’s with all the noobs who have been working out for ONLY four weeks posting pics??? :confused: Seriously, could someone please explain that to me? :scratch: Ok, I have heard about newbie gains for people who have never worked out - but in four weeks how big of a change can you make to your body??? :boring: )
Saint Patrick
08-16-2004, 09:08 PM
9-Thou Shalt Train Thy Legs
Spartan936
08-16-2004, 09:47 PM
9-Thou Shalt Train Thy Legs

*Sniff* Brings a tear to my eyes. Beautiful.

Are you a poet?
Shane
08-17-2004, 03:52 AM
10 - Thou shalt not curl in the squat rack.

*Thunder clap*
Relentless
08-17-2004, 08:05 AM
4- THOU MUST RESPECT ALL OPINIONS; EVEN STUPID ONES.

We don't really observe this at WBB.

In fact, a lack of tolerance for stupidity is one of the greatest charms of this place.
Max-Mex
08-17-2004, 08:52 AM
<---gets stupid