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Hatred
08-25-2004, 03:00 PM
Call this number it is hysterical...

408-344-9412


"The person that gave you this number does not want to call you or speak to you ever again....We would like to take the time to OFFICIALLY REJECT you..To order official rejection cards with this number on them press 1
to hear poetry to lift your spirits press 2,to hear a joke or two Hit 2...."



Priceless.

raniali
08-25-2004, 03:12 PM
i guess it's funny till you're the one calling it.

i should know.
i cried.

PowerManDL
08-25-2004, 03:13 PM
That's what you get.

Hatred
08-25-2004, 03:19 PM
And yet you still choose to violate your restraining order.

raniali
08-25-2004, 03:34 PM
only when it's you, foreverwhore.

Relentless
08-25-2004, 03:35 PM
will you two shut up and get a room already

;)

Brawl
08-25-2004, 04:00 PM
I dont give numbers to someone I dont want to have it .

I was talking to this hot chick at the bar and her friend wanted to get busy with my bud . My bud id jacked , 25 yrs old 6' about 225 lbs lean and this girl is chubby with a huge gap between her teeth . She looks at me and says " do you think your friend would like me ?" . I said " nope he's shallow and into looks only " .

See honesty .

Hatred
08-25-2004, 04:07 PM
OK. Honesty at the expense of destroying someone's self esteem for life.

Brawl
08-25-2004, 04:12 PM
I dont think so ... she looked at me and said " ok , his loss then ."

I thought it was handled well .

IdaMAN
08-25-2004, 04:16 PM
Ugly AND stupid lol.

Jasonl
08-25-2004, 04:19 PM
I dont think so ... she looked at me and said " ok , his loss then ."

I thought it was handled well .
She really went home, cried herself to sleep and is now anorexic, died her hair black, got 16 cats, and drives a beater Geo Metro with action figures and glitter glued on..... Or not.:D

Paul Stagg
08-25-2004, 04:30 PM
Tryska?

Paul Stagg
08-25-2004, 04:31 PM
No. That was a Storm, not a Metro.

:)

RG570
08-25-2004, 04:57 PM
Tryska?
pwned

SW
08-25-2004, 07:36 PM
How did you find this # nevermore? huh huh...lol

Shane
08-25-2004, 07:43 PM
They give that # out on the Kevin and Bean radio show in LA all the time. It's funny. But if I didn't want to give someone my # I'd just grow some balls and politely tell her.

Hatred
08-25-2004, 07:48 PM
That is your style....Honestly I would never give this out ....BUT ..I felt it was funny enough to share.

Rock
08-26-2004, 09:20 AM
I find women to be so strange in these situations.

One can actually sit down and talk with a girl, flirt heavily with her, and 2hours later she will carefully hint that she is married, and she will go away. Girls under 20 are about as loyal as cats.

Max-Mex
08-26-2004, 09:46 AM
I have 5 cats and they are all loyal. Why? Cause I feed them! :D

Organichu
08-26-2004, 12:08 PM
Tip: feed your women. Feed them gourmet foods, exotic china and dazzling jewelry.

You might go bankrupt, and you might be miserable, but she'll be loyal.

TBone4Eva
08-26-2004, 12:29 PM
Not after you go brankrupt. Then you'll be miserable, lonely, and broke.

Hatred
08-26-2004, 03:14 PM
I would rather make her get a job,feed herself, and if she is unloyal;Bang her best friend.

Chicker
08-26-2004, 05:16 PM
Tip: feed your women. Feed them gourmet foods, exotic china and dazzling jewelry.

You might go bankrupt, and you might be miserable, but she'll be loyal.

Or she'll just be EXTRA secretive. haha. Ugh, some women....but, then again, ugh, some men!

reaver
08-27-2004, 06:01 PM
I give them my number. Neighbors phone number and my address.

AllUp
08-31-2004, 02:43 PM
She really went home, cried herself to sleep and is now anorexic, died her hair black, got 16 cats, and drives a beater Geo Metro with action figures and glitter glued on..... Or not.:D
ROFL. You know it... :p