I've seen it all...

[gino]

Just wanted to share this with everyone. Driving through the city today, I saw the usual - man in the median with a cardboard sign saying he needed money. Well this scruffy looking gentleman's sign said in crooked lettering: "Why lie? I NEED BEER." Had I not been in such a hurry, I would have given him money just for making me laugh.

[Frozenmoses]

You haven't seen that before? Driving through Corpus Christi, I see at least 2 variations of that sign daily.

[VasDeferens]

have you ever seen a man eating his own head?

[Tryska]

much more upbeat than what i saw this morning.


there was a bum dumpster-diving when the garbageman came. he told the bum to move cuz he needed to dump the garbage. the bum got mad and said, "fine Boy! empty the garbage n*ggah! N*GGAH! Do your job n*ggah! N*GGAH! N*GGAH N*GGAH N*GGAH!


they were both black.


i was disgusted.

[Hatred]

And I am thoroughly entertained.

[GrumpyTX]

LOL. My wife was in law school and she would resale her books each year.

I got pissed off because we paid $370 for a new book. When we went to re-sale it, they would only give us $30 because it happened to be a year that they had published the latest version of the book.

I said hell no, walked outside where I had just passed a bum holding up a "money, love jesus" sign. I gave him the book and told him to go back in and sell it. My wife laughed when he came out with money in his hand.

(BTW, this was your typical dread locked, bearded, dirty torn up clothes kind of bum with a nasty sack of something)

[PowerManDL]

much more upbeat than what i saw this morning.


there was a bum dumpster-diving when the garbageman came. he told the bum to move cuz he needed to dump the garbage. the bum got mad and said, "fine Boy! empty the garbage n*ggah! N*GGAH! Do your job n*ggah! N*GGAH! N*GGAH N*GGAH N*GGAH!


they were both black.


i was disgusted.

LOL I'm rolling right now

[Gyno Rhino]

much more upbeat than what i saw this morning.


there was a bum dumpster-diving when the garbageman came. he told the bum to move cuz he needed to dump the garbage. the bum got mad and said, "fine Boy! empty the garbage n*ggah! N*GGAH! Do your job n*ggah! N*GGAH! N*GGAH N*GGAH N*GGAH!


they were both black.


i was disgusted.

Are you sure that the garbage man's name wasn't "Nigel" or "Miguel" and you just happened upon a bum with a speech impediment?

I find it hard to believe that a bum would have such a low-class mouth as to use the N-word in public.

[Tryska]

no...it wasn't even the N-word in public that bothered me so much as intent.


here's a bum who feels entitled. liek the man insulted him by trying to do his job. so he gets angry that he can't have freakin rotten cheese out of a dumpster and tries to humiliate the garbageman the only way he knows how. by calling him a ****** and telling him he's playing step and fetchit.

it was disgusting.

[Gyno Rhino]

I have a solution:

Let's provide for a Constitutional Amendment that allows retroactive abortion for bums. I'm all for "partial birth abortions with a 5.56 mm round".

[BigNic]

no...it wasn't even the N-word in public that bothered me so much as intent.


here's a bum who feels entitled. liek the man insulted him by trying to do his job. so he gets angry that he can't have freakin rotten cheese out of a dumpster and tries to humiliate the garbageman the only way he knows how. by calling him a ****** and telling him he's playing step and fetchit.

it was disgusting.
i agree, that is disgusting

[geoffgarcia]

I find it hard to believe that a bum would have such a low-class mouth as to use the N-word in public.
are you kidding? 99% of the black people I know use that word in every other sentence

[MixmasterNash]

I have a solution:

Let's provide for a Constitutional Amendment that allows retroactive abortion for bums. I'm all for "partial birth abortions with a 5.56 mm round".

Dude, you're so behind the times. South park covered the 40th trimester abortion YEARS ago.

[MixmasterNash]

are you kidding? 99% of the black people I know use that word in every other sentence

No, he's serious. Really.

[Gyno Rhino]

Yes, I was completely, totally serious.

I've just always assumed that the majority of black people were named "Nick Uh."

[Gyno Rhino]

Dude, you're so behind the times. South park covered the 40th trimester abortion YEARS ago.

Maybe so, but I proposed it in a middle school public classroom in 1993.

[PizDoff]

I've seen pics of a bum, holding a sign that said something along the lines of 'I won't BS you, I need money for drugs, alcohol and hookers.'





Yes, I was completely, totally serious.

I've just always assumed that the majority of black people were named "Nick Uh."


Goodness...

[MixmasterNash]

Maybe so, but I proposed it in a middle school public classroom in 1993.

You were in middle school in 1993? Jesus.

[ElPietro]

Tina, you and the garbage man should have Rodney'd his ass!

[Gyno Rhino]

You were in middle school in 1993? Jesus.

Yes, I'm very very young.

[sublime99]

I've just always assumed that the majority of black people were named "Nick Uh."


Lmao

[Tryska]

Tina, you and the garbage man should have Rodney'd his ass!


to be honest i don't know why the garbage didn't just try to clip him with the truck. i mean the thing was a big old garbage truck.

[Shane]

Just wanted to share this with everyone. Driving through the city today, I saw the usual - man in the median with a cardboard sign saying he needed money. Well this scruffy looking gentleman's sign said in crooked lettering: "Why lie? I NEED BEER." Had I not been in such a hurry, I would have given him money just for making me laugh.

I've seen that one a couple times in San Francisco.

[Y2A]

Just wanted to share this with everyone. Driving through the city today, I saw the usual - man in the median with a cardboard sign saying he needed money. Well this scruffy looking gentleman's sign said in crooked lettering: "Why lie? I NEED BEER." Had I not been in such a hurry, I would have given him money just for making me laugh.

I saw one with the same exact sign in NYC once. My bro gave him a buck to pose in a picture with me. It was great :D

[SW]

Yes, I was completely, totally serious.

I've just always assumed that the majority of black people were named "Nick Uh."


ROFL oh **** I love this site :)

[JSully]

Yes, I was completely, totally serious.

I've just always assumed that the majority of black people were named "Nick Uh."

Wow, and for the record, I was in 5th grade in 1993. I think it also depends on where you grew up. I say it all the time to black people. Just don't say it in a disrespectful way. Its just another word, if black people can say it why can't us white people? I'm from a prodominately black city in Ohio in which it was no big deal as long as it wasn't disrespectful. No biggie!

As for the main topic, remember "Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"... (the movie). The bum was all begging for money with a sign then pulled out his keys, took off his bum "outfit" and was wearing a suit then proceeds to get in his Benz. LMAO!