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RomaniEyetalian
12-09-2004, 12:51 PM
http://www.erosblog.com/archives/bigdickcheney.jpg

A Journal Sentinel photo of Dick Cheney is unexpectedly revealing.

by peter robertson

Joining Vice resident Dick Cheney?s motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September."

Did he ever.

Jumping on and off the press bus, Guldan says he took dozens of pictures at well-orchestrated photo opportunities.

On the way to Milwaukee, however, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Bart Starr convinced Cheney to make an unscheduled stop in Glendale to visit local favorite Kopp?s Frozen Custard, according to New York Times reporter Rick Lyman.

When Cheney ordered a decaf coffee and sat on a concrete ledge outside, Kopp?s manager Scott Borkin graciously brought him a sample of frozen custard. The guy came all the way from the White House, Borkin says. He?s got to try our custard.

The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper?s September 11 Metro section.

Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. "Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?" the reader asked.

Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president?s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?

?You?re not imagining it,? Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.

Let?s just say the snugness of Cheney?s pants left little to the imagination, and we?re not talking about his waistline.

One Journal Sentinel reader pointed out the blooper in an e-mail to WKLH-FM radio hosts Dave Luczak, Carole Caine and Kevin Brandt, who had a hoot talking about it during their popular morning show.

?It?s nice to have someone of that magnitude in the White House,? Brandt joked.

?He?s got a porn career right there,? Caine snickered.

?Now we know where his unmitigated confidence comes from,? Luczak quipped.

http://www.milwaukeemagazine.com/122004/pressroom.html

crazedwombat
12-09-2004, 12:55 PM
i could have lived the rest of my life without seeing that....thanks for another image burned into the cornea

Y2A
12-09-2004, 01:00 PM
What a dick! :hide:

Rock
12-09-2004, 01:54 PM
he always said that he lives up to his name


hey now we know where they are hiding the weapons of mass destruction!

Stephen Riddington
12-09-2004, 02:02 PM
LMAO!!! Rock, you rock!!! :D

Rock
12-09-2004, 02:23 PM
hehehe, cheapshots but still funny !

ryuage
12-09-2004, 02:37 PM
i swear... i dont ever notice these things, people have to be looking to actually see this stuff... haha

TBone4Eva
12-09-2004, 02:49 PM
It all makes sense now with the four heart attacks. Too much action overstressed the old ticker.

Tryska
12-09-2004, 02:58 PM
it's elphantitis of the balls.

GMCtrk
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
it could be some kind of medical device for his health

Tryska
12-09-2004, 03:02 PM
it's where he keeps his heart.

TBone4Eva
12-09-2004, 03:21 PM
Ouch!!

Tryska
12-09-2004, 03:25 PM
i betcha lynn said that at the honeymoon.

Teh BDK
12-10-2004, 02:30 AM
Looks fake.

Its where he invested that Halliburton cash.

Gyno Rhino
12-10-2004, 05:31 AM
Looks fake to me, too.

But even if it ain't, it's surely his cell phone and keys. I've had the same thing happen to me when wearing slacks with real pockets in them.

ryuage
12-10-2004, 05:38 AM
but if it was real and he had to comment on it, what would you say... you are just genetically gifted or you had a cell phone in your pocket :)

zen
12-10-2004, 06:54 AM
On many types of trousers, large items in the pockets can fall to the inside of the leg when sitting. That could be a cel phone or similar item someone might have in their pocket. He isn't wearing blue jeans.

Y2A
12-10-2004, 07:56 AM
Then again, it could be his huge penis.

Anthony
12-10-2004, 08:14 AM
Maybe this is why his debate took place behind a desk?

voodazz
12-10-2004, 10:57 AM
Fake or not, that's an image I just…don't…want to…see. :eek: