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JSully
01-12-2005, 06:42 PM
Alright. I was told I should post this cuz everyone here would get a kick out of it.

OK, here's the story. I haven't seen my family in nearly 2 years since I moved here to Arizona. I talk to them all the time on the phone. And we've tried numerously to get arrangements to get together for a holiday or something. Well we finally got to spend Christmas, the week after christmas, and New Years together. I flew down to Florida for the week and had tons of fun. A little too much fun one night. My brother had his friend over and his friend happened to have a camera phone. :eek:

Anyways, I got a 1/2 gallon (or a "Handle" as some of you refer to it) of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum for Christmas. (Wasn't really a Christmas present, but I didn't get much because of the $400 ticket.) OK, so I began drinking this around 9pm that night, and finished the bottle at about midnight. Yes I was slamming them back. Rum & Coke's with 3/4 rum and 1/4 coke. I love the taste of Captain Morgans. Yeah, so 2 hours later and I'm out cold on the bathroom floor. :alcoholic

For your viewing enjoyment, the picture of me out cold on the bathroom floor.

AdmiralDan
01-12-2005, 06:46 PM
nice work. lord knows i've been there a couple times before

Gabrielle
01-12-2005, 06:47 PM
hahahaha..did you fall asleep on dirty clothes? :alcoholic

rookiebldr
01-12-2005, 06:50 PM
Sleeping just like a big baby!

JSully
01-12-2005, 06:52 PM
hahahaha..did you fall asleep on dirty clothes? :alcoholic

Yeah! :clown:

JTyrell710
01-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Nice delts, drunky.

BigCorey75
01-12-2005, 08:09 PM
been there done that way to many times

PizDoff
01-12-2005, 09:33 PM
You guys and your bodybuilding poses always confuse me.

TTT
01-12-2005, 10:51 PM
Sleeping just like a big baby!

A VERY big baby. Like a baby Rhino. :)

RussianRocket
01-13-2005, 12:24 AM
Best place for a druink, the bathroom. Nicely done.

500squat
01-13-2005, 12:42 AM
ha nice

Clinto
01-13-2005, 03:42 AM
lol, lucky you fell on the clothes... HUGE :)

crazedwombat
01-13-2005, 05:57 AM
nice! i've passed out before and woke up with my head in the toilet, my hair was soaked and I was shivering, the image still haunts me, lucky you found the floor!

briancurran01
01-13-2005, 06:38 AM
LOL NICE PIC JAKE...AT LEAST IF YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ILL YOU WERE BY THE TOILET HAHA

looking HYUUUUGGEEE by the way bro...nice work man

JSully
01-13-2005, 06:50 AM
Thanks everyone on the compliments. LMAO, and this was AFTER I had puked several times.

Fun times! I think I may hafta schedule another one in the upcoming weekends.

Relentless
01-13-2005, 06:56 AM
lightweight

:)

muscle chic
01-13-2005, 06:59 AM
Lol !! Ewww dirty clothes!!

SW
01-13-2005, 07:01 AM
Perfect pic for the ole resume ;)

PizDoff
01-13-2005, 02:56 PM
LittleJake for President!

GMCtrk
01-13-2005, 03:37 PM
Consider yourself lucky....I had to sleep in my puke in a foreign bathroom :(

JSully
01-13-2005, 05:40 PM
lightweight

:)

:eek:

I'd like to see what a heavyweight can handle in 3 hours.

A half gallon of everclear? :omg:

AstronautJones
01-13-2005, 05:42 PM
LMAO! Thats classic. :D

lilmase1153
01-13-2005, 07:07 PM
i told you people would get a kick out of it :-)

Shark
01-13-2005, 07:24 PM
A half gallon of everclear? :omg:

My buddies and I have a special name for everclear, we call it instabarf. That stuff is horrible.

staggard
01-13-2005, 08:31 PM
I was puking so much on new years that the hotel shut down the bathroom,, i guess drinking a full bottle of absolute did it, either that or it was the shrip cocktail.
Cheers

JSully
01-13-2005, 11:15 PM
I was puking so much on new years that the hotel shut down the bathroom,, i guess drinking a full bottle of absolute did it, either that or it was the shrip cocktail.
Cheers

I think the combination. Although absolute has had its days with me. LOL. I like vodka, it gets me FCUKED up!!! I like to mix it with cool-ade. 1/2 part coolade, 1/2 part vodka. Hell, for that sake an even better drink is to mix it with Grape Schnapps. ALL alcohol, tastes great, and gets you fcuked up even faster. Cranberry juice is good, and if you like the grape schnapps then you'll like grapejuice with it. Another good one is peach schnapps and vodka. Yummm. That's a drink I can socially drink with. Tastes very good.

:D

My name is Jake and I'm an alcoholic. :nod:

Teh BDK
01-14-2005, 01:33 PM
Ahh the bathroom floor. Best bed in the house!

JSully
01-16-2005, 03:36 AM
Normally I fall asleep lying face down on the bowl of the toilet. Now THAT would have been a picture to show!

Canadarm
01-19-2005, 10:07 PM
That's the ghetto cutting diet drink 'till you puke, I've never had anyone get my on film when out like a light, funny pic.

Rastaman
01-20-2005, 12:13 AM
My name is Jake and I'm an alcoholic. :nod:

Nice pic man, lol. :alcoholic

Praetorian
01-20-2005, 12:34 AM
heh funny!

But be mighty careful about falling asleep on the bathroom floor. Let me explain. A friend of mine was so wasted one night that he actually managed fall asleep while sitting on the bowl. So he fell to the floor and fell asleep with his pants around his anckles and his bare butt with poo sticking up. Now what was even funnier was that the guys (they were also totally wasted) that he shared the hotelroom with came back and found him lying like that on the bathroom floor. And they got this great idea that they'd shave and wax his ass, which they did.

Well the poor guy couldnt sit for a week and walked like he had a 14inch pecker stuck up there for a long time.

JSully
01-20-2005, 05:32 PM
heh funny!

But be mighty careful about falling asleep on the bathroom floor. Let me explain. A friend of mine was so wasted one night that he actually managed fall asleep while sitting on the bowl. So he fell to the floor and fell asleep with his pants around his anckles and his bare butt with poo sticking up. Now what was even funnier was that the guys (they were also totally wasted) that he shared the hotelroom with came back and found him lying like that on the bathroom floor. And they got this great idea that they'd shave and wax his ass, which they did.

Well the poor guy couldnt sit for a week and walked like he had a 14inch pecker stuck up there for a long time.
bahahahahahahhaha

Funny! I'd kill my friends if they did something like that to me.

Hatred
01-27-2005, 06:58 PM
Awesome>