View Full Version : Gaseous Anecdotes

01-15-2005, 06:27 AM
Last night I ate over 48 oz of oatmeal/peanut butter/whey/milk mix. I then quickly went to sleep. This morning when I woke up, I was still full! I did only get 5 hours of sleep, but still! Also, I had to fart like you wouldn't believe. I considered calling in to work to spare my co-workers the pain. That, and I could hardly move. Does eating like that do the same to anyone else? I mean, I have had gas so bad that ten minutes after I leave a room, people gag and curse my name. :D Alright, let's here your stories!

01-15-2005, 01:07 PM
I'm sorry for the guy that gets in the restroom after you go and poop all that stuff!!