* New Organization *

[Gyno Rhino]

That's it. I'm sick of you folks and your organizations. I'm forming a new one.

The FFFA.

That would be the "Fuc*ing Foundation of Fat Asses."

Our mission statement is to "always make fun of leaner people or people that are in any form or fashion smaller than we"

Our motto "Shut up, wimp."

Anyone is welcome to join (even skinny folk, just wear a bunch of sweatshirts out in public).

[PowerManDL]

I'm already in two WBB splinter groups; I don't know if I need a third.

Do you have health insurance?

[Pup]

cool, now there is a rival gang in town, now the bmf has something to pick on other than hanz and franz

[Gyno Rhino]

Well, yeah. But your cholesterol level has to be at least 300.

[Tryska]

can't we all just get along??

[PowerManDL]

You mean the Ambiguously Gay Duo?

"Nice job Centaurion"

"What's everyone looking at?"

"NOTHING!"

[Gyno Rhino]

I'd like to take this chance to declare the FFFA position on the BMF.

"You are all a bunch of skinny punks."

[Pup]

technically dl, you are in one group, the KKP is an offshoot of the bmf, its kinda like our alter ego

[PowerManDL]

May I state the BMF(W :hump: ) position:

:hump:

[Tryska]

ok.

i think i need an org chart.

[PowerManDL]

Ahhhh, ok. I wasn't clear on that.

[Gyno Rhino]

If anyone wants to join, send me a receipt showing that you've tried liposuction at least three times and you'll be ace.

[PowerManDL]

I'll give you an org






















asm.

[Pup]

Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
I'd like to take this chance to declare the FFFA position on the BMF.

"You are all a bunch of skinny punks."

Yea, the turf war has begun. As 1/4 of the ruling party of the BMF, i say STFU.

[Gyno Rhino]

How DARE you say STFU to me. Your arms look like swizzle-sticks!

[Tryska]

dl....umm....no thanks. i'm all set on those.

[PowerManDL]

I know. I just figured I'd throw it out for the novelty of adolescent humor.

[Gyno Rhino]

Okay, all this typing has me out of breath. I'll be back later.

[PowerManDL]

That's right, run fatboy!

[Chris Rodgers]

Yo fatboy, stfu!


*pulls mullet*

[Bam Bam]

puts services out there for best offer (reminds fools he is the real deal) and it will be on like donkey kong if one of his bros is in trouble

Eastside folks down


TIll my Basket Drops

[Delphi]

Originally posted by Tryska
can't we all just get along??

That would be boring. :rolleyes: :boring:

Oh yeah, FFA- ... stfu.

[Pup]

That's right, delphi holdin it down for the b to the m to the mutha fukin f :)

[Pup]

Originally posted by Bam Bam
puts services out there for best offer (reminds fools he is the real deal) and it will be on like donkey kong if one of his bros is in trouble

Eastside folks down


TIll my Basket Drops

The bmf would love to have you bam bam, we got like the str8 ballers hall of fame, our current membership entails latty, belial, powerman, spiderman, delphi, wizard and myself. *offers bam bam initiation bong and the official bmf t-shirt*

[Gyno Rhino]

C'mon! You cowards! That's right, all of you fools that lie down and let the BMF run all over you. Join the FFFA! We'll show those little punks what's up. I want Chris to join. I know he's mature, not fat, and smart (which would disqualify him), but since I am the supreme justice in the FFFA he's welcome. Paul can come too. And gopro. In fact, anyone that is not a skinny wuss can join. Which eliminates every member of the BMF. Pussies!!! I DECLARE WAR!

[Praetorian]

you guys have to much spare time....

[ElPietro]

Gyno I may be interested in joining your organization...although I'm starting to drop a bit of weight I'm still a robust 245lbs. I have excellent training in fighting arts and could be the FFFA enforcer. I'm sure I could eat at least 3 or 4 BMF stickmen in one sitting. :D

[Gyno Rhino]

You're welcome to join.

[Delphi]

Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
In fact, anyone that is not a skinny wuss can join. Which eliminates every member of the BMF. Pussies!!! I DECLARE WAR!

I know what you're thinking; you're gonna nuke me. Well, I got two words for you-

Bite ... Me (http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/microgerbil.html)

[Belial]

Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
. In fact, anyone that is not a skinny wuss can join. Which eliminates every member of the BMF.

What did you just call me?

[Pup]

*flexes in mirror* don't make us angry, you won't like us when we are angry

[ElPietro]

Don't worry Gyno while we are a small group we can just give them a simple mathematical algorithm and they'll focus their minute brain power on solving it...should keep them occupied for months...

[Gyno Rhino]

Heh. FFFA wins the day. Our two weights together are easily 20-30 times the weight of the BMF combined. Wusses!

[TreeTrunks]

How can I join FFFA Gyno Rhino?

[Gyno Rhino]

Hehe, yer in. Just put something cool about the FFFA in your profile's signature. Yer golden.

[TreeTrunks]

So what exactly is the BMF?

[Bam Bam]

BMF is BAD MOUTHA FOOKERS

[Chris Rodgers]

BMF(WO) is not to be *****ed wit! tuttut


We be runnin ***** around hea!

[Gyno Rhino]

Runnin is right. Runnin' from the FFFA, skinny wimps.

[ElPietro]

They also meet regularly for gay male orgies...

[Franco]

Bit of coincidence you having my initials in your organisation acronym

[ElPietro]

How much do you weigh FAngel? You may want to consider membership...

[Chris Rodgers]

No fatass, he actually works out so he isn't a blimp like you and your mullet friend.

[ElPietro]

*applies the patented FFFA b!tchslap to Latman*

[Gyno Rhino]

*seconds the patented FFFA b!tchslap to Latman*

[big]

freaks

[Orange357]

Originally posted by Big_Brick
freaks

:nod:

[Reinier]

i guess im not heavy enough for the FFFA huh?

[Pup]

*Hits the two fatasses with a baseball bat* You guys outweigh us by a metric ton, but we outlift you by avogadro's number (for the intellectually challenged, that is 6.02x10^23)

[Chris Rodgers]

***** Pup. I had to use that in Chemistry this semester. I actually remembered it...sweet!

[Jane]

I'll probably be applicable for membership after the holidays are over

:p

[Sayiajin Prince]

*invisions segregated WBB, BMF only forum, FFA forum only forum...*

:cry:

[ElPietro]

Originally posted by just_a_pup
*Hits the two fatasses with a baseball bat* You guys outweigh us by a metric ton, but we outlift you by avogadro's number (for the intellectually challenged, that is 6.02x10^23)

Bah! Avogadro...yer still a kid...when you've derived Schroedinger's Wave Equation in yer head come talk to me foo!

[Pup]

Schroedinger? That's the best you can throw at me, how about something a little more complicated, hell, at least you coulda tossed some crystal field theory at me, amateurs tuttut

[ElPietro]

Ahh...the memories... *sniff*

[Gyno Rhino]

This sure is a good thread. :)

[Sayiajin Prince]

BMF rocks...











u loser

[Rock]

Can I join? I got 15% bf and I am fat, and my old gang, Hanz and Franz is now only Hanz, and I need zombody to zejoin!

I can buy beer and russian women for the whole FFFA!

[Gyno Rhino]

Yer in, Rock. ;) We always accept fat new members.

[EdgarMex]

So now membership has gone up to 4? Great!!

[Gyno Rhino]

Membership is somewhere around 7-8..

I just can never keep track of who's in. But the latest recruits are you and Rock. Everyone that is FFFA should put a notice in their sig. This helps the FFFA name come up in almost every thread. It makes us cool. ;)

[PowerManDL]

BMF 4-life, biz-nizzle!

:ninja:

[EdgarMex]

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/flipa.gif

[G-B]

*grabs crowbar and goes totally insane flipping out on the new FFFA ninja wannabe's*

[Sayiajin Prince]

:ninja:
its time for an ass whoopin!

[PowerManDL]

:ninja:'s ain't to be toyed with, biz-nitch!

[ElPietro]

Go hit a bottle of wild turkey you southern bumpkin hillbilly!

[Reinier]

im bulking now what weight do i have to reach to get in ?

[ElPietro]

At your height probably 400lbs! ;)

[Black_Curtain]

Hey can I join? I know i don't weight too much but I'm @ about 14%bf
:ninja:

[Gyno Rhino]

Oh yeah. You can be head of our "Israeli Division" too! ;)

[EdgarMex]

Cool, the FFFA is expanding internationally, now with representative in at least 4 countries

[PowerManDL]

Pssh.....BMF still owns this site!

[EdgarMex]

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/flipa.gif

That will change soon