Diary of an oline steroid user

[Adrenaline]

Day 1 - Wooohoooo! Just ordered some juice! Its gonna be here in a few weeks, then i can start growing!
Day 6 - Stocked up on protein powder, weight gainer, milk thistle...etc...etc..

Day 9 - Hmmm..nothing in the mail yet. Should be here anytime soon.

Day 13 - I asked the mailman today if he had a package for me (thinking that maybe he had one, but i wasnt home when he dropped by earlier). He hasnt seen anything with my name on it.

Day 16 - I threatened the mailman today. I think he got the point. Hopefully he'll bring that package by tomorrow.

Day 20 - Chased the mailman 2 full blocks. I could swear he's putting on some mass and running faster than i've seen him run before. Even the neighborhood dogs cant catch him now. Must be the ****ing winny he scammed off me.

Day 24 - My girlfriend threatened to leave me if my attitude didnt improve. Im thinking of borrowing some cash off her for another order.

Day 27 - Girlfriend thinks i should spend my money on fixing the holes in the wall by the kitchen. I think she should shutup and buy me some juice.

Day 30 - ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****!

Day 34 - Girlfriend moved out the rest of her stuff today. Her jerk of a new boyfriend helped her. Looks like hes been on steroids before..he's pretty big. I hope its all water retention.

Day 40 - Second day in jail. Mom should be here soon to bail me out. Who knew it was a federal offence to hit a postman?? I could swear the guards here are on the juice. Bastards.

Day 45 - Gonna hit the boards and find a new source. I wonder if i should just outright post i need a good source. What's the worst that could happen?

[David]

Cool.

I got this Audi poster "Gasoline + Adrenaline = Champagne"

LOL.

[Spiderman]

bwahahahahahahahahahaaa..........
That is hilarious bro! Where the hell did you come up with that?

[David]

Dude - i dont think the brother was joking!!

I think the guys serious!!!

Serious as clinton saying he had no sexual realtions with that woman!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Adrenaline]

lol...it was meant as a joke

[Adrenaline]

You carry around dbol in a tic tac container.
The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually sugar, food colouring and reforvit.
You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.
You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liqour bottles.
The mexican custom officers know you by name.
Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
You married a vetrinarian, even though she's 63years old.
You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
You use a syringe as a toothpick.
You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
You're nuts are the size of chic peas.
You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy.
Liver transplant at the age of 24.
You have a custom made "amp rack"
Your pee is anabolic
Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
You custom make primo amp earings for your girlfriend.
You feel small at 5Ǝ" / 260lbs
You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
You've had a hard-on for 2 and a half years
You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year
You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
You special order 15ml syringes.

[Joe Black]

LOL ......

Funny stuff... :D

[Franco]

LMFAO

But whats Refrovit?

[The_Chicken_Daddy]

Originally posted by Adrenaline

You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.

this is the best one

The mexican custom officers know you by name.

Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.

You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year


This was some humerous stuff, even though i don't actually juice! Well done.

[Adrenaline]

Reforvit is injectable dbol.

thanx for the compliments guys

[YatesNightBlade]

bwhahhahahahaha thats so funny ..... I actually know guys that went for blood test and Suston came out. lol :D

[Twiztid]

Originally posted by Adrenaline
You married a vetrinarian, even though she's 63years old.

Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy.

You have 14 separate P.O. boxes


hahaha.. these are my 3 fav's

Twiztid

[Buff]

rotflmao