Zygote
08-03-2005, 01:06 AM
Today, after class I was extremely hungry and stuck in town (I had emergency low fat cottage cheese but you know.. flavour and stuff)....
anyhow I went hunting for a healthy calorie countable lunch but all I could find was chip shops, fish shops, pie shops, pretty much everything that could be fried in several litres of oil shops....
I suddenly, down a very dark deserted backally come across a sandwich shop x pie shop so I hunkered in and asked the lady there to make me a pork sandwich (pure white meat) with lettuce and tomato, no butter (gotta watch fats) and salt and pepper. I get one for my wife too. She gave me nice big serving of pork and all for 4 dollars.
So I go back to the car, eat my pork sandwich, wait for the wife who eventually turns up. She starts eating her sandwich and then comments about my eating so much fat. I'm like ehh? Theres no fat, just pork.....
When I checked the sandwich, the pork was actually pure, white, solid 100% pig fat. :cry:
I almost developed bolemia right there and then.
Sniff - beware the pork fat sandwich from hell.
Zygote
anyhow I went hunting for a healthy calorie countable lunch but all I could find was chip shops, fish shops, pie shops, pretty much everything that could be fried in several litres of oil shops....
I suddenly, down a very dark deserted backally come across a sandwich shop x pie shop so I hunkered in and asked the lady there to make me a pork sandwich (pure white meat) with lettuce and tomato, no butter (gotta watch fats) and salt and pepper. I get one for my wife too. She gave me nice big serving of pork and all for 4 dollars.
So I go back to the car, eat my pork sandwich, wait for the wife who eventually turns up. She starts eating her sandwich and then comments about my eating so much fat. I'm like ehh? Theres no fat, just pork.....
When I checked the sandwich, the pork was actually pure, white, solid 100% pig fat. :cry:
I almost developed bolemia right there and then.
Sniff - beware the pork fat sandwich from hell.
Zygote