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crazedwombat
10-06-2005, 07:12 PM
(taken from my journal just now)
I had my wisdom teeth taken out this morning. 3 of them. one had grown all the way in and was cutting my cheek, the other was halfway in and the last was imbedded. I didnt have the fourth grow in. I was put down for it and that means I am giving up control. I dont like to do that because my body slips into a primal rage. Which is why I'm so careful every single day.

As a result, I'm all giggling as I'm put down. laughing gas is teh coolest. I've never been put down before and was very very nervous.

The Result?

I was flopping around a little so they take my arms and strap me down with padded leather 4 inches wide. Whatever was in me didnt like that and literally ripped the straps off my biceps. Next thing I'm told is that everyone in the office ran into the room to restrap me with new straps and hold me down. They finally got it all done and they are awesome people, I got them straight out the phone book but i have almost no swelling and no pain. the lack of pain probably comes from the Vicadin, no swelling but still a little bleeding. The skin on the inside of my right biceps is shredded, I'll try and take a picture of it, doesnt look as bad as this morning though.

I didnt think I was all that strong, especially with my mind not willing it to do anything.

But I'll take the bragging rights..almost like frankenstein after he awakens, he rips out of the straps...best be aware of wombats damnit!!!

xMeat_Headx
10-06-2005, 10:31 PM
You did that on laughing gas? Jeez... that can't be normal.

Next time you get it, lay back and don't move a muscle for a while. It gets to where I can't feel my arms and legs at all, its feels like I'm just a head in space floating around and flipping in circles and ****....

I've had Nitrous like 20 somethin times since I was a kid... maybe I have too much experience with it? lol

Teufelhund
10-06-2005, 10:39 PM
I had nitrous when I had my wisdom teeth out. Oh man, the things I told the doc's cute little assistant...

I knew then I'd never be able to run for public office.

xMeat_Headx
10-06-2005, 10:44 PM
I had nitrous when I had my wisdom teeth out. Oh man, the things I told the doc's cute little assistant...

I knew then I'd never be able to run for public office.

LMAO

Hatred
10-07-2005, 04:11 AM
You've never experienced nitrous until you've sucked it out of a punching balloon.
And even then I don't recommend it.

Gyno Rhino
10-07-2005, 06:02 AM
Sell me your meds.

Or die.

RickTheDestroyer
10-07-2005, 06:18 AM
I had nitrous when I had my wisdom teeth out. Oh man, the things I told the doc's cute little assistant...

I knew then I'd never be able to run for public office.

I've heard that this, as well as a little groping are pretty common- one former prof of mine was telling the class about how he did the same thing once, and the assistant told him afterward that it was pretty much par for the course.

crazedwombat
10-07-2005, 10:32 AM
damn, nah, i started on it but took the iv to put me to sleep, its while i was out, I bent the steel splint to hold my arm straight and ripped the strap. i should have groped instead...could have gotten a date

SobaAddict70
10-07-2005, 10:42 AM
It's a good thing we weren't roomies at the Ahnuld then.

:eek: