I'm going to hell because I'm full of wrath...

[brickt.]

Some fun online tests to keep boredom at bay

What Circle of Hell are you Condemed to? (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)


Level 5

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

What is your Deadly Sin? (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html)


Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in.

[Nongan]

lol, I'm level 8 and my sin is wrath, lol. Both "very high." I'm a bad person :p

[jAy_Dub]

Wow, theres "levels" of hell??

[brickt.]

According to Dante's "Inferno - The Divine Comedy," (a very old poem/story) there is.

[cosmicdebree88]

Some fun online tests to keep boredom at bay

What Circle of Hell are you Condemed to? (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)



What is your Deadly Sin? (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html)

:withstupi I got the same thing.

[body]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

my rating

[ShockBoxer]

Dead tie between lust and wrath.

To the fourth circle I go


Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Righteous! I get to keep lifting. :)

[galileo]

Only level 2. I need to step it up a notch.

[jack_of_all]

i got into purgatory! :D

my sin was wrath.

[Unreal]

4th level. Shockboxer and I can spot each other while lifting the rocks and feeding the wealthy dog.

[Ironminded]

Sweet Sweet number 6, I get to make-out with chicks with snakes for hair, ie the furies. All because I don't believe the fiction everyone else likes to tell themselves about some all seeing all knowing God person they THINK exists.

Of course it could be the whole Wrath=VERY HIGH thing that I seem to be participating in. Meh, people are just stupid and piss me off.

[Gutz981]

5th

[Jorge Sanchez]

Sweet Sweet number 6, I get to make-out with chicks with snakes for hair, ie the furies. All because I don't believe the fiction everyone else likes to tell themselves about some all seeing all knowing God person they THINK exists.

See you there.

[Manveet]

6th

[RussianRocket]

#2 Lustful

[Spiderman]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[BigCorey75]

im at level 8, right above satan himself, im very high on lustful, gluttons, prodigial and vicarious, fradulent and malicious


damn didnt know i was such a bad person


im steppign up my game, i need to get to level 9 and kick satans ass and take over hell

[rookiebldr]

How the hell I got level 6 is beyond me. :(

[Antonious]

I showed this to a girl I use to know who was very religious, she got one of the last levels and was obsessed about how she was going to hell and how her life was over for awhile. :evillaugh

[Asylum]

Looks like I"m the gonna be alone in the 3rd circle. Gluttony. I need something good to eat to get over that bad news....

[ROMANMAN]

HOLY CRAP
8th level.......
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Ahhaah i dont wanna go to hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

[BilltheButcher]

I got Purgatory. Burn in hell heathens.

[Mik]

Wow! I'm goping to the fifth level. I'm a very very bad man.

[maverick]

6th level, and lust, greed, and gluttony.

[jordonwuff]

Level 4.... Rather be in 8 so I'm atleast frozen :) That would be fun. I would be a Jordopopsicle.

[Y2A]

I dont have to take it to know, Im level 6 :)

[Death Tyrant]

Level six, which means I am a heretic. In other words I refuse to believe in fairy tales (The Bible) :rolleyes: .

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

[biggimp]

Purgatory - High
Level 1 - Low
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Low
Level 4 - High
Level 5 - Moderate
Level 6 - Very Low
Level 7 - Low
Level 8- Very High
Level 9 - Very Low

[ShockBoxer]

This thread reminds me of Futurama



Beelzebot: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella.
Here on level one of Robot Hell.

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
so is forging phony IOU's.
Let's let lady luck decide
what type of torture's justified.
I'm pit boss here on level two.

Ooh! Deep-fryed robot!

Bender: Just tell me why.
Beelzebot: Please read this fifty-five page warrant.
Bender: There must be robots worse than I.
Beelzebot: We checked around, there really aren't.
Bender: Then please let me explain;
My crimes were merely boyish pranks.
Beelzebot: You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!
Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing.
Beelzebot: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

Beelzebot: Selling bootleg tapes is wrong.
Musicians need that income to survive.
Beastie Boys: Hey Bender gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys.
That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five.

Fry: I don't feel well.
Leela: It's up to us to rescue him.
Fry: Maybe he likes it here in hell.
Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin.
Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel.
Leela: Come on Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared.
So just sit back, enjoy the ride.
Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide.

Beelzebot: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
Publishing indecent magazines.
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in electric slime.
You'll suffer 'till the end of time,
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme.
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!