strip clubs...

[biggimp]

i just have to share my story. went to the club for the first time in a while tonight, for like 6 hours. but thats beside the point. while we were there, they played musical chairs where the girls would come around and give like 1 minute lap dances for a dollar. well the trick was during the 5th song, they made the guys (if they were getting a dance) switch places with the girls. yes this happened to me. twice. i gave two topless lap dances to strippers tonight.
i dont know what to think haha. embarassed, studly, slutty :)

just had to share this as this was one of the most unique/ cool experiences i have had.

[bloodninja]

When I am with strippers, my chaotic mind is at peace.

[Brawl]

You did just fine bro ... be cool and dont give those trick ***** hoes all your money .

Nothing better than sitting in a strip joint alone with just chicks and chilling out .

[Bikkstah]

I've never been to one =/

[MrWebb78]

I've never been to one =/

just keep in mind that no matter what she says, she doesn't really like you.

[bloodninja]

^^ Unless you're in the NBA.

[Teh BDK]

I've never been, but its my idea that you go to a strip club to have women dance for you and not to have to do **** like that. Thats what frat parties are for. But then again, maybe thats why the dances were so cheap.

Still. No way in hell.

Its cool though; I won't tell anybody what you did.

[Rock]

When I go to stripclubs they put dollars in my pants and then dance on me and then say stuff to me in Russian and I pretend to understand and then I go home with blueballs and wank twice in the shower and go to sleep.

[Roark]

When I am with strippers, my chaotic mind is at peace.

lol

i can relate to that

[-TIM-]

just keep in mind that no matter what she says, she doesn't really like you.She might not like you, but she still may go home with you. Free of charge if you do it right.

:hump:

[razorcut]

just keep in mind that no matter what she says, she doesn't really like you.
And $50 says she's sitting out of college this semester to save money and ultimately she really wants to get her real estate license.

[Jorge Sanchez]

And $50 says she's sitting out of college this semester to save money and ultimately she really wants to get her real estate license.

I went to a strip club for my birthday and there was this one girl that looked really familiar to me. The next Monday I was sitting in class and the same girl walks in the door and sits next to me, probably coincidentally, but I still hit on her.

[-TIM-]

It's funny when you see someone you know, dancing in a strip club, that you didn't know was a stripper. I walked into a club one night and the girl on stage was someone I worked with at my bartending job. I had no idea, and she was smokin' hot too. I threw a couple buck in front of me on the stage and she came over to say hello. She took the money and stuffed it down my pants, then fished it out with her mouth. I was rather shocked, but pleasantly surprised.

[MrWebb78]

I went to a strip club for my birthday and there was this one girl that looked really familiar to me. The next Monday I was sitting in class and the same girl walks in the door and sits next to me, probably coincidentally, but I still hit on her.

thats when you lean over to her desk and say real loud "Hey I've seen you naked!"

[Jorge Sanchez]

I was thinking it but I couldn't bring myself to say it.

[eps]

Strip clubs are even more proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy :cool: :cool:

I can't exactly quote Benjamin Franklin on that one. But I'm pretty sure he was thinking that :)

[DeHartD]

strip clubs are for the entertainment of married men - Chris Rock

and BTW it's not hard to get a stripper's number, and get them to meet you outside of the club... just remember they're white trash mainly...

[BCC]

Bring a bag of flour and you'll at least get them to follow you around for a while.

[Tryska]

And $50 says she's sitting out of college this semester to save money and ultimately she really wants to get her real estate license.


*lmao*!!! been around strippers much?

[biggimp]

most of the ones ive ever talked to are hair/beauty school dropouts...

[BilltheButcher]

Bring a bag of flour and you'll at least get them to follow you around for a while.

Hilarious.

These girls have the worse self image of themselves. A girl I bartended with also use to bartend at a club, she was ridiculoulys hot, body, face and she was cool as ****. She would only date these skinny wiggerish, white trash guys. Anyways a little powder under the nose or rattle a few rocks in an altoid can and you're ready for a privte party.

[Clifford Gillmore]

Bring a bag of flour and you'll at least get them to follow you around for a while.

HAH!

[razorcut]

*lmao*!!! been around strippers much?I plead the 5th. :angel:

[BigMatt]

It's funny when you see someone you know, dancing in a strip club, that you didn't know was a stripper. I walked into a club one night and the girl on stage was someone I worked with at my bartending job. I had no idea, and she was smokin' hot too. I threw a couple buck in front of me on the stage and she came over to say hello. She took the money and stuffed it down my pants, then fished it out with her mouth. I was rather shocked, but pleasantly surprised.

This did happen to me ,i saw a girl that was at the same highschool i was going when i was young... Got her number with freelap dance and better things at her place :)

[BG5150]

6 hours? How much money did you spend? A year's salary?

[biggimp]

$20 cover and maybe $20-25 in singles

its was mostly about hanging out with some friends than it was the girls. me giving a lapdance was just an odd happening lol.

[Gr3mlin73]

I am one of those lucky Aussie guys who can take his mrs. into a strip club with him and STILL be allowed to run amok...then i get to go home, knowing that the second Im in the door Im also gunna be "up" for quite a while yet!!!