Sneaking a cookie

[IGF-1]

ugh, i have to have 1 nutter butter cookie a day to keep me sane

[gino]

fatass

[gino]

1 nutter butter cookie = 700g sugar

[gino]

1 nutter butter cookie = eternal fatness

[gino]

Anyone who eats 1 nutter butter cookie might as well stop training, because it's a lost cause

[gino]

nutter butter cookies are the most catabolic of all cookies

[gino]

nutter butter cookies are homemade by satan

[gino]

even thinking about nutter butter cookies requires doing 1500 hail marys to rid your body and mind of sin

[gino]

On the underside of nutter butter cookies in small print reads:

By eating this cookie, you are selling your soul to satans fat evil twin

[gino]

1 out of 1 people named Opra Winfrey recommend nutter butter cookies for bulking

[gino]

looking at nutter butter cookies makes your eyes fat

[gino]

My god, my fingers have doubled in girth from typing nutter butter

[gino]

Nutter butter cookies are the single most significant cause of unrest in the middle east

[gino]

Neil Young is naming his new album "The nutter butter and the damage done"

[gino]

Ok, I've just killed the last 10 minutes at work.

See ya.

Fatty.

[Pup]

Nutter butter cookies are gino's favorite snack :D

[Tryska]

*roflmao*

holy sh*t. gino that was hilarious.

bahahahaha!










okay i'm done.

[IceRgrrl]

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. "

--Oscar Wilde

[smalls]

Litterally LOL.
that was so freakin funny.

[w8lifter]

ROTFLMAO :D

[aeckhardt]

LO ******* L. holy shiat I am rolling on the ground.

Palabra Yo.

Love the Oprah one.

[Bam Bam]

damn it now im hungry for nutter butters

oh yea weightlifter some nice eye candy :angel:

[Orange357]

Damnit! tuttut now i want a nutter butter....:mad: tuttut

[w8lifter]

I don't even know what a nutter butter is and I want one tuttut

[gino]

Well then, it looks like we have some more fatties posing as fitness conscious folk.

[BigBadAd]

mmmmmmmm, nutter butters!!!

if only they were made of protein!!!

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by gino
Well then, it looks like we have some more fatties posing as fitness conscious folk.

BWAHAHA....er, that's not funny :p

[IceRgrrl]

Okay, one cookie every once in awhile is not going to kill you...

Maybe you could cut back from one every day?

[aeckhardt]

"mmmmmmmm, nutter butters!!!

if only they were made of protein!!!"

Damn that's like saying if only chocolate mousse cake with an oreo crumb crust was made of protein. No one would need to diet.

Mental note: Must talk to God and remind him to start working on protein only nutter butters.

[Tryska]

:drooling:

if only chocolate mousse cake with an oreo cookie crust was made of protein.....:drooling:

[gino]

Originally posted by IceRgrrl
Okay, one cookie every once in awhile is not going to kill you...


Tell that to the millions of widows whos fat husbands didn't have enough will power to say no to that one nutter butter cookie and suffered massive heart attacks as a result.

[w8lifter]

LOL gino, I think you really wanna nutter butter :D

[gino]

No, I'm taking anti-depressant medication now, so I'm no longer suicidal. There was a time though, when I would have eaten a nutter butter cookie so I could end it all.

[aeckhardt]

Hey Tryska, that is my specialty.

Chocolate mousse pie with an oreo crumb crust. now i just need to find a way to make it high protein, low fat. I'll start with a really good tasting chocolate protein powder for the chocolate. I just don't know what to do about all the cream and cream and cream and cream and did i mention the cream. :drooling:

[Bam Bam]

im not fat punk i just like cookies

[Tryska]

problem solved.

go on a keto, and use splenda or stevia to sweeten. :D


gino...what are you eating right now?

[gino]

Originally posted by Bam Bam
im not fat...

You're just big boned.

Tryska - As we speak? Nothing.

[Tryska]

damn. i was hoping to catch you out there.

[Bam Bam]

do you even know what your talking about

*hands gino some pills*

[gino]

Ooooh thank you! - Hydroxy Cut, L-carnitine, and chromium picolinate. Everything I need to burn fat instead of getting fat from nutter butter cookies

*Gulp*

Got any more?

So far I've had a protein shake, chicken breast, 6 eggs(4 white), one slice of wheat bread, one pack of oatmeal, brown rice, and an orange. I'm due to eat again in 30 minutes. I'll tell you what I pull out of the fridge when the time comes.

[Tryska]

nah. i'll just wait til your next cheat day.

[SweatHawg]

.....speaking of cheating:p ....every freakin now & then I just lose it and have to go on a feeding frenzy. A couple of days ago it was M&M's, they were calling my name and my self discipline vanished quicker than my hairline.
~~~~~CHOCOLATE!! ~~~~~ I had one of those big industrial sized bags & I kept grabbin handfulls until I was about to puke!

[PowerManDL]

Hey, who else likes Nutter Butter?

[TreeTrunks]

Subway is my mortal enemy!

[stam]

is it really so serious??????

[Tryska]

oh the irony....

[gino]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
Hey, who else likes Nutter Butter?

The lead singer of Blues Traveler, John Popper and William "the fridge" Perry swear by them.

[aeckhardt]

I heard Barney likes em too. And look how fat he is. I mean jeez.

[heathj]

Nutter Butter are damn good :)

[Orange357]

Originally posted by gino


You're just big boned.



Your not big boned your BIG ASSED!

[gino]

Originally posted by aeckhardt
I heard Barney likes em too. And look how fat he is. I mean jeez.

lol

[Vikie]

GEEZ! you people are psycho. i think that if you eat good regular food, like you have a good diet, ONE nutter butter a day won't hurt a bit!!!! that's crazy, it won't do anything. eat your one nutter butter a day and be happy! trust me it wont hurt you as long as your meals dont consist of like cookies and ice cream.....u know.... :D

[the doc]

i think that is a good note to end on...lol

[gino]

Originally posted by Vikie
GEEZ! you people are psycho. i think that if you eat good regular food, like you have a good diet, ONE nutter butter a day won't hurt a bit!!!! that's crazy, it won't do anything. eat your one nutter butter a day and be happy! trust me it wont hurt you as long as your meals dont consist of like cookies and ice cream.....u know.... :D

If you think nutter butters have not devised a diabolical scheme to wipe out the human race, I dare you to eat one.

[Tryska]

*bump*

(cuz i can)

[PowerManDL]

Nutter Butters are tools of the pirates.

[Behemoth]

lmao, I say we add to the newletter or crier the funniest thread of the week for humorous enlightenment. This one has my vote.

[gino]

I still have yet to see what the hell a nutter butter looks like. Next time I'm in the grocery store, I'm going to venture into the unknown - the forbidden cookie aisle ...

[Tryska]

if i remember correctly it's sorta peanut-shaped. i think.

i've never eaten one. i only like my peanuts and my styrofoam peanut-shapped.

[tudmuf2b]

I grew up on nutter butters! They rock! I used to be addicted to the peanut butter sugar wafers too....something about peanut butter going well with just about everything....oh well....

[BennettBoy]

Originally posted by gino


William "the fridge" Perry swear by them.

BWAHAHAHA.....this is funny:D I followed Perry's football career since he played for Clemson, and he ended up being one HUGE dude. Funny as hell when Chicago use to let him run the ball near the goal. Ole' Fridge......back in Aiken, SC laying bricks and fatter than hell:D

[stantheman]

Did you see him fight Minute Bol?

[Spawn_X]

Gino: you're hilarious. I laughed my arse off at the first 10 or so replies.

[Saint Patrick]

Originally posted by PowerManDL
Nutter Butters are tools of the pirates.


*Munches on a Nutter Butter*

[gino]

Originally posted by stpatrick44



*Munches on a Nutter Butter and becomes the fattest, most disgusting pirate ever*

[millertime]

No matter how much Squirrel Bait you pirates eat, you'll never grow nuts.

http://www.rodentcontrolsupplies.com/nutter.jpg

[gino]

See, they even use nutter butters to kill rodents. This is how it works: The rodent eats the cookie and within minutes, grows so fat it explodes. It's a messy, but very effective alternative to conventional pest removal, and further proof of how dangerous nutter butter cookies are.

[Shankerr]

hahaha

[PizDoff]

HAAHA @ First page

[fixationdarknes]

I don't even know what a nutter butter is and I want one tuttut

LOL. Now, that's bad. :whip:

[Big J]

LOL Gino! that was funny as hell. I see they brought back an old thread, but I LMAO!