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IGF-1
01-09-2002, 02:36 PM
ugh, i have to have 1 nutter butter cookie a day to keep me sane

gino
01-09-2002, 02:43 PM
fatass

gino
01-09-2002, 02:47 PM
1 nutter butter cookie = 700g sugar

gino
01-09-2002, 02:48 PM
1 nutter butter cookie = eternal fatness

gino
01-09-2002, 02:49 PM
Anyone who eats 1 nutter butter cookie might as well stop training, because it's a lost cause

gino
01-09-2002, 02:50 PM
nutter butter cookies are the most catabolic of all cookies

gino
01-09-2002, 02:51 PM
nutter butter cookies are homemade by satan

gino
01-09-2002, 02:52 PM
even thinking about nutter butter cookies requires doing 1500 hail marys to rid your body and mind of sin

gino
01-09-2002, 02:55 PM
On the underside of nutter butter cookies in small print reads:

By eating this cookie, you are selling your soul to satans fat evil twin

gino
01-09-2002, 02:56 PM
1 out of 1 people named Opra Winfrey recommend nutter butter cookies for bulking

gino
01-09-2002, 02:58 PM
looking at nutter butter cookies makes your eyes fat

gino
01-09-2002, 02:59 PM
My god, my fingers have doubled in girth from typing nutter butter

gino
01-09-2002, 03:00 PM
Nutter butter cookies are the single most significant cause of unrest in the middle east

gino
01-09-2002, 03:04 PM
Neil Young is naming his new album "The nutter butter and the damage done"

gino
01-09-2002, 03:08 PM
Ok, I've just killed the last 10 minutes at work.

See ya.

Fatty.

Pup
01-09-2002, 03:13 PM
Nutter butter cookies are gino's favorite snack :D

Tryska
01-09-2002, 04:34 PM
*roflmao*

holy sh*t. gino that was hilarious.

bahahahaha!










okay i'm done.

IceRgrrl
01-09-2002, 04:55 PM
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. "

--Oscar Wilde

smalls
01-09-2002, 05:08 PM
Litterally LOL.
that was so freakin funny.

w8lifter
01-09-2002, 06:21 PM
ROTFLMAO :D

aeckhardt
01-09-2002, 06:48 PM
LO ******* L. holy shiat I am rolling on the ground.

Palabra Yo.

Love the Oprah one.

Bam Bam
01-09-2002, 06:51 PM
damn it now im hungry for nutter butters

oh yea weightlifter some nice eye candy :angel:

Orange357
01-09-2002, 07:46 PM
Damnit! tuttut now i want a nutter butter....:mad: tuttut

w8lifter
01-10-2002, 05:38 AM
I don't even know what a nutter butter is and I want one tuttut

gino
01-10-2002, 07:31 AM
Well then, it looks like we have some more fatties posing as fitness conscious folk.

BigBadAd
01-10-2002, 10:09 AM
mmmmmmmm, nutter butters!!!

if only they were made of protein!!!

w8lifter
01-10-2002, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by gino
Well then, it looks like we have some more fatties posing as fitness conscious folk.

BWAHAHA....er, that's not funny :p

IceRgrrl
01-10-2002, 10:37 AM
Okay, one cookie every once in awhile is not going to kill you...

Maybe you could cut back from one every day?

aeckhardt
01-10-2002, 12:07 PM
"mmmmmmmm, nutter butters!!!

if only they were made of protein!!!"

Damn that's like saying if only chocolate mousse cake with an oreo crumb crust was made of protein. No one would need to diet.

Mental note: Must talk to God and remind him to start working on protein only nutter butters.

Tryska
01-10-2002, 12:08 PM
:drooling:

if only chocolate mousse cake with an oreo cookie crust was made of protein.....:drooling:

gino
01-10-2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by IceRgrrl
Okay, one cookie every once in awhile is not going to kill you...


Tell that to the millions of widows whos fat husbands didn't have enough will power to say no to that one nutter butter cookie and suffered massive heart attacks as a result.

w8lifter
01-10-2002, 12:32 PM
LOL gino, I think you really wanna nutter butter :D

gino
01-10-2002, 12:36 PM
No, I'm taking anti-depressant medication now, so I'm no longer suicidal. There was a time though, when I would have eaten a nutter butter cookie so I could end it all.

aeckhardt
01-10-2002, 12:38 PM
Hey Tryska, that is my specialty.

Chocolate mousse pie with an oreo crumb crust. now i just need to find a way to make it high protein, low fat. I'll start with a really good tasting chocolate protein powder for the chocolate. I just don't know what to do about all the cream and cream and cream and cream and did i mention the cream. :drooling:

Bam Bam
01-10-2002, 12:40 PM
im not fat punk i just like cookies

Tryska
01-10-2002, 12:41 PM
problem solved.

go on a keto, and use splenda or stevia to sweeten. :D


gino...what are you eating right now?

gino
01-10-2002, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Bam Bam
im not fat...

You're just big boned.

Tryska - As we speak? Nothing.

Tryska
01-10-2002, 12:53 PM
damn. i was hoping to catch you out there.

Bam Bam
01-10-2002, 12:54 PM
do you even know what your talking about

*hands gino some pills*

gino
01-10-2002, 01:05 PM
Ooooh thank you! - Hydroxy Cut, L-carnitine, and chromium picolinate. Everything I need to burn fat instead of getting fat from nutter butter cookies

*Gulp*

Got any more?

So far I've had a protein shake, chicken breast, 6 eggs(4 white), one slice of wheat bread, one pack of oatmeal, brown rice, and an orange. I'm due to eat again in 30 minutes. I'll tell you what I pull out of the fridge when the time comes.

Tryska
01-10-2002, 01:09 PM
nah. i'll just wait til your next cheat day.

SweatHawg
01-10-2002, 09:08 PM
.....speaking of cheating:p ....every freakin now & then I just lose it and have to go on a feeding frenzy. A couple of days ago it was M&M's, they were calling my name and my self discipline vanished quicker than my hairline.
~~~~~CHOCOLATE!! ~~~~~ I had one of those big industrial sized bags & I kept grabbin handfulls until I was about to puke!

PowerManDL
01-10-2002, 09:11 PM
Hey, who else likes Nutter Butter?

TreeTrunks
01-10-2002, 09:14 PM
Subway is my mortal enemy!

stam
01-10-2002, 10:27 PM
is it really so serious??????

Tryska
01-11-2002, 04:17 AM
oh the irony....

gino
01-11-2002, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by PowerManDL
Hey, who else likes Nutter Butter?

The lead singer of Blues Traveler, John Popper and William "the fridge" Perry swear by them.

aeckhardt
01-11-2002, 06:04 PM
I heard Barney likes em too. And look how fat he is. I mean jeez.

heathj
01-11-2002, 06:48 PM
Nutter Butter are damn good :)

Orange357
01-12-2002, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by gino


You're just big boned.



Your not big boned your BIG ASSED!

gino
01-14-2002, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by aeckhardt
I heard Barney likes em too. And look how fat he is. I mean jeez.

lol

Vikie
01-14-2002, 08:35 AM
GEEZ! you people are psycho. i think that if you eat good regular food, like you have a good diet, ONE nutter butter a day won't hurt a bit!!!! that's crazy, it won't do anything. eat your one nutter butter a day and be happy! trust me it wont hurt you as long as your meals dont consist of like cookies and ice cream.....u know.... :D

the doc
01-14-2002, 09:18 AM
i think that is a good note to end on...lol

gino
01-14-2002, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Vikie
GEEZ! you people are psycho. i think that if you eat good regular food, like you have a good diet, ONE nutter butter a day won't hurt a bit!!!! that's crazy, it won't do anything. eat your one nutter butter a day and be happy! trust me it wont hurt you as long as your meals dont consist of like cookies and ice cream.....u know.... :D

If you think nutter butters have not devised a diabolical scheme to wipe out the human race, I dare you to eat one.

Tryska
08-15-2002, 01:58 PM
*bump*

(cuz i can)

PowerManDL
08-15-2002, 05:43 PM
Nutter Butters are tools of the pirates.

Behemoth
08-15-2002, 09:47 PM
lmao, I say we add to the newletter or crier the funniest thread of the week for humorous enlightenment. This one has my vote.

gino
08-16-2002, 08:54 AM
I still have yet to see what the hell a nutter butter looks like. Next time I'm in the grocery store, I'm going to venture into the unknown - the forbidden cookie aisle ...

Tryska
08-16-2002, 08:58 AM
if i remember correctly it's sorta peanut-shaped. i think.

i've never eaten one. i only like my peanuts and my styrofoam peanut-shapped.

tudmuf2b
08-16-2002, 10:28 AM
I grew up on nutter butters! They rock! I used to be addicted to the peanut butter sugar wafers too....something about peanut butter going well with just about everything....oh well....

BennettBoy
08-16-2002, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by gino


William "the fridge" Perry swear by them.

BWAHAHAHA.....this is funny:D I followed Perry's football career since he played for Clemson, and he ended up being one HUGE dude. Funny as hell when Chicago use to let him run the ball near the goal. Ole' Fridge......back in Aiken, SC laying bricks and fatter than hell:D

stantheman
08-16-2002, 11:37 AM
Did you see him fight Minute Bol?

Spawn_X
08-16-2002, 12:47 PM
Gino: you're hilarious. I laughed my arse off at the first 10 or so replies.

Saint Patrick
12-30-2002, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by PowerManDL
Nutter Butters are tools of the pirates.


*Munches on a Nutter Butter*

gino
12-31-2002, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by stpatrick44



*Munches on a Nutter Butter and becomes the fattest, most disgusting pirate ever*

millertime
12-31-2002, 09:49 AM
No matter how much Squirrel Bait you pirates eat, you'll never grow nuts.

http://www.rodentcontrolsupplies.com/nutter.jpg

gino
12-31-2002, 11:38 AM
See, they even use nutter butters to kill rodents. This is how it works: The rodent eats the cookie and within minutes, grows so fat it explodes. It's a messy, but very effective alternative to conventional pest removal, and further proof of how dangerous nutter butter cookies are.

Shankerr
12-31-2002, 04:04 PM
hahaha

PizDoff
10-06-2004, 01:00 PM
HAAHA @ First page

fixationdarknes
10-06-2004, 07:43 PM
I don't even know what a nutter butter is and I want one tuttut

LOL. Now, that's bad. :whip:

Big J
10-06-2004, 10:49 PM
LOL Gino! that was funny as hell. I see they brought back an old thread, but I LMAO!