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highfidelity
05-07-2006, 10:52 PM
All this eating is making me fart. Wheeee-yew!
What's the best way to deal with this? Beano?

Scarecrow
05-07-2006, 11:44 PM
superglue ur ass shut

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
05-08-2006, 01:25 AM
Yes. Take a Beano with the meals that are giving you gas. Or just embrace the gases coming out of your rear...just don't expect anyone else to enjoy your volcano butt stink.

pinky8713
05-08-2006, 01:32 AM
Drinking over a gallon of milk a day definitely gives me this problem.

Eszekial
05-08-2006, 09:52 AM
Drinking over a gallon of milk a day definitely gives me this problem.
I was under the impression that 32oz of milk a day was optimum for calcium intake and weight loss?

Stray
05-08-2006, 12:19 PM
Those gas pills never worked for me... My Gas > Beano. I have mastered the art of the 'CropDuster' (walking around and slowly letting it out in small puffs)

http://www.gicare.com/pated/edtgs12.htm

Here's a whole schpeel about gas. It's tailored for folks with IBS but it's still applicable.

smalls
05-08-2006, 12:28 PM
I was under the impression that 32oz of milk a day was optimum for calcium intake and weight loss?



I highly doubt he is looking for the optimum amount to lose weight and get calcium LOL.

Eszekial
05-08-2006, 01:14 PM
I highly doubt he is looking for the optimum amount to lose weight and get calcium LOL.
Oh right... silly of me to assume.

WORLD
05-08-2006, 01:25 PM
My family and friends have accepted my constant gassage

TOBART
05-08-2006, 11:02 PM
Beano made mine worse, plus its expensive. Just learn how to crop dust and blame others.

motoko013
05-09-2006, 12:24 AM
i told my girlfriend to "love the gas!"...just like peter from family guy

Bikkstah
05-09-2006, 12:49 AM
When I first started eating protein shakes, my gas was HORRIBLE, but I've somehow miraciously adapted. Now when I do refeeds my gas is 10x worse though. And quick. I'll be halfway through a single refeed meal and start cutting them. I had to go outside at Applebee's Sunday night because halfway during my burger I was cutting them so bad the people near us were like "do you smell that dear?"