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Steven.Gaskell
09-18-2006, 01:06 AM
"Existing creatine supplements and related products make you wait days, weeks, or even longer to get results."
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0KFY/is_3_23/ai_n13653777


Oh no. You mean, it takes days to get results? Incredible! Move over newbies, the days of......er, days are long gone! Days are for beginners :moon:

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
09-18-2006, 01:10 AM
4) MAXIMUM PUMP: This muscle volumizing experience is the foundation of your growth. Many people get a pump during their workouts; but most fail to get a maximum pump. The result? Most people are not satisfied with their muscle gains. How satisfied are you with yours? Existing creatine supplements and related products make you wait days, weeks, or even longer to get results. If you're like many, you won't get any results at all. A key problem is that these products don't "train" your muscles to store more creatine. Your muscles can only hold so much creatine. Once they're topped off, the gains come to a screeching halt; and if your muscles are topped off to begin with, you may not respond to these products at all ("non-responder").
NO-Xplode has eliminated this problem by increasing you body's creatine saturation point. It completely opens up the blood vessels (which feed the muscle), allowing the Muscle Volumizing Creatine Matrix to stretch the muscle cell and force it to hold more creatine and other volumizing nutrients. What's even more amazing, is that this starts happening within minutes of ingestion.You can basically disregard the entire idiotic article.

And if your gains are coming to a 'screeching halt', it isn't the creatine that's the problem.

Better site regarding creatine ~> www.creatinemonohydrate.net (http://www.creatinemonohydrate.net)

Steven.Gaskell
09-18-2006, 01:32 AM
HOhoho scarz,

Let me give you some advice:

Dear friend,

Do you want to be big? Do you always dream of becoming the next Arnold? Well you can, with our scientifically proven™ Muscle In Minutes creatine!

We all waste time at some point. Admit it, you waste seconds, even minutes doing useless routines, and buy bogus supplements, and you don't have time to waste do you?[but you have money to burn, so give it us!]

Learn the "secrets" they don't tell us skinny guys![booooohoohoo those rotten bastards].

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
09-18-2006, 02:01 AM
Are you being sarcastic or are you really this obnoxious?

Steven.Gaskell
09-18-2006, 03:06 PM
Thats' a good one, what do you think?!!? ;)

getfit
09-18-2006, 03:08 PM
i don't see the point of this thread,so locking it up.