Male Restroom Etiquette

[fixationdarknes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

Haha very funny video based on the general etiquette to be performed while in a public male restroom. I promise that these 10 minutes of viewing will be worth your time.

:D

[Stray]

That's great...man I hope I never meet Jesus in there :(

[lifter4life]

Wow, there should be a "No old guys walking around with wangs out in locker room" rule.

[Nosaj]

Wow, there should be a "No old guys walking around with wangs out in locker room" rule.

I'm 24 and I walk around "with my wang out", is that cool with you? It's a locker room, grow up.

[Hockey66]

I'm 24 and I walk around "with my wang out", is that cool with you? It's a locker room, grow up.

Exactly, sometimes I'll even grab it and chase people around making hissing noises.

[Nosaj]

Exactly, sometimes I'll even grab it and chase people around making hissing noises.

"Snakes in a locker room!"

[d'Anconia]

Yeah I'm one of the few people my age who is frequently ass-naked in the locker room. After football locker room showers, regular gym locker rooms could never phase me.

[McIrish]

Yeah I'm one of the few people my age who is frequently ass-naked in the locker room. After football locker room showers, regular gym locker rooms could never phase me.

Yeah, girlfriends of mine can never understand how I can walk around a locker-room naked... four years of HS lacrosse later and I'm entirely unphased by it. If you can't handle it, time to grow up...

Back on topic... that movie wasn't worth 10 minutes. It could've been funnier had it not been as dreadfully long.

[VikingWarlord]

If I see three urinals in a row and no one around, I pick the one in the middle. Nothing causes confusion quite like that.

[mikey4402]

i think a few spoken words are ok in a bar setting such as "man, this water is deep/cold" or "the wall over there say 'for a good time call kristy', hi im kristy"

[Powdered_Power]

Try working with Italians ... they have a habit for striking up a casual conversation with you while theyre actually taking a dump and youre at the urinals.

[sharkall2003]

I follow every rule. I can't stand it when some damn guy will whip out his wang and proceed to casually take a leak in a urinal directly next to me. Have some respect and go in a stall. If someone talks to me in the bathroom I immediatly leave.

They gym locker-room, however, is totally different. Our locker-room is seperate from the the showers and bathrroom. You literally have to walk through two doors to get to the shower, so converstion is regular.

[WBBIRL]

I've been known to hang out with my wang out... although I've never though to grab ahold of it and run around chasing people and makeing hissing noises... that my friends would be funny.

[VikingWarlord]

I've been known to hang out with my wang out... although I've never though to grab ahold of it and run around chasing people and makeing hissing noises... that my friends would be funny.

You obviously don't drink enough then. When intoxicated, penis humor gets exponentially funnier.

[Nik00117]

If a guy would run around the locker room with his dick in his hand, and making hissing noisys, i'd go get the barebell

[MrWebb78]

i think a few spoken words are ok in a bar setting such as "man, this water is deep/cold" or "the wall over there say 'for a good time call kristy', hi im kristy"

I always liked "so this must be where all the DICKS hang out!"

[MrWebb78]

Yeah I'm one of the few people my age who is frequently ass-naked in the locker room. After football locker room showers, regular gym locker rooms could never phase me.

but shouldnt there be a rule on how long is TOO long to hang around naked around a bunch of dudes?

[bjohnso]

I follow every rule. I can't stand it when some damn guy will whip out his wang and proceed to casually take a leak in a urinal directly next to me. Have some respect and go in a stall.

Are you serious? Does it really bother you that much?

[meltedtime]

but shouldnt there be a rule on how long is TOO long to hang around naked around a bunch of dudes?

I joined the YMCA a while back, for a few months. Paid the extra for the V.I.P. change room, sauna, hottub, steambath, etc. It was the naked mens club. 50+ guys walking around naked for hours. I'd workout, come back and the same dudes were there, naked. Ironing their clothes (naked), sitting on benches talking, etc. It was kind of creepy. I left the Y and found a much better gym for a quarter of the cost. Naked guys showering and then changing, normal stuff.

[Nosaj]

Are you serious? Does it really bother you that much?

:withstupi Sharkall, I don't mean to sound harsh but you're pretty narrow-minded about everything you post about. Maybe you should learn to relax and experience the brighter side of life. :rolleyes:

[ShockBoxer]

It bothers me that much. I just use a stall, though, rather than expect some sort of unwritten bathroom code to be understood by all parties.

No problems with being naked or with people being naked in the change room, though... that's just silly.

[Ricky Bobby]

use a stall? If there is one open urinal I will use that way before I decide to go into a stall. I have bathroom etiquette. Urinals are for urinating while stalls are for defecating. Anyone pissing in a stall might be pissin on the seat you have to crap on tommorow. If you have to piss please use the damn urinal. Unless they are all full or if you are at a sporting event. In these situations everything is up in the air.

[d'Anconia]

but shouldnt there be a rule on how long is TOO long to hang around naked around a bunch of dudes?

Hahahahhaha yeah honestly. I'm afraid I might be past that limit though already, I'm sure you guys can see the scars.
I'm one of the most shameless people I know when it comes to public bathrooms. I'll strike up convo, I'll "squeeze" into tight spots, and I'm one of the few people I know who is quick to use a public toilet stall to defecate. How do I do the toilet stall thing? I have to convince myself that my butt cheaks are dirtier than whatever is on the seat...

[Ricky Bobby]

Hahahahhaha yeah honestly. I'm afraid I might be past that limit though already, I'm sure you guys can see the scars.
I'm one of the most shameless people I know when it comes to public bathrooms. I'll strike up convo, I'll "squeeze" into tight spots, and I'm one of the few people I know who is quick to use a public toilet stall to defecate. How do I do the toilet stall thing? I have to convince myself that my butt cheaks are dirtier than whatever is on the seat...
Damn right. Also ass gaskets are not needed!!!

[Mercuryblade]

I have to convince myself that my butt cheaks are dirtier than whatever is on the seat...

I actually did a experiment for one of my labs about restroom bacterial content. Toilet seats had very little bacteria compared to the door handle leading in and out of the bathroom, talking about orders of magnitude in the 100s to 1000s more bacterial content on a bathroom door handle. Also the door handles leading out of the door are way more dirty than the handles on the outside of the bathroom. I guess alot of people don't wash very much.

[sharkall2003]

:withstupi Sharkall, I don't mean to sound harsh but you're pretty narrow-minded about everything you post about. Maybe you should learn to relax and experience the brighter side of life. :rolleyes:

Maybe I just don't conform like the majority of people. Or maybe I do because I am conforming to noncomformity? :thumbup: Anyways, here's the thing: Pimping, drinking, smoking pot, cheating, lieing and stealing aren't my thing. I do enjoy the brighter side of life. I like reading, writing poetry, going for walks along the beach, nice car rides on an open back road, photography ect. I just don't like the things you have. Does that mean I am narrow-minded? I probably am, but that's me. I don't have a problem if people choose to do those other things. I just ask that people try to have respect for themselves and for others so they don't make the same mistakes I did.

[sharkall2003]

Are you serious? Does it really bother you that much?

It bothers me because that's just how I look at things. I won't go out of my way to say something to the person. Also, if it bothered me so much I would just not use a public facility such as a bathroom.

[Stumprrp]

that was an awesome video lol but i cant stand the old men walkin around naked in the locker rooms i could never lol

[TwiloMike]

I follow every rule. I can't stand it when some damn guy will whip out his wang and proceed to casually take a leak in a urinal directly next to me. Have some respect and go in a stall. If someone talks to me in the bathroom I immediatly leave.
Wow. Consider that the number of urinals provided is meant for that many guys pissing there simultaneously. I've never understood why guys are so afraid of pissing next to another guy. What would you do in one of those modern designed bathrooms where there arent' separate urinals but just one long trough with no partitions?

[TwiloMike]

To all the shameless wang-hang-outers: would you be as carefree if someone like me was in the locker room at the same time and you knew it? Just curious (this isn't meant to be sexually forward).

[d'Anconia]

To all the shameless wang-hang-outers: would you be as carefree if someone like me was in the locker room at the same time and you knew it? Just curious (this isn't meant to be sexually forward).

I know a good portion of my friends wouldn't be as care-free. I don't think I'd have a problem with it because over the course of high school football I had been naked with dozens upon dozens of men and just pure statistics would hint at at least a few being homosexual (though apparently not being public about it).

I made it through all those showers without any real awkward instances so I'd be inclined to think it would be a comfortable situation but of course I can't speak for the other 3 billion dudes on the planet.

[Ron Burgundy]

If I see three urinals in a row and no one around, I pick the one in the middle. Nothing causes confusion quite like that.

haha thats like walking up where there are 20 uninals and picking the one right next to the perinoid guy/

[TwiloMike]

perinoid
Ummm..... :scratch:

[MrWebb78]

I know a good portion of my friends wouldn't be as care-free. I don't think I'd have a problem with it because over the course of high school football I had been naked with dozens upon dozens of men and just pure statistics would hint at at least a few being homosexual (though apparently not being public about it).

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cmon, we all know gay people dont play football!

[meltedtime]

To all the shameless wang-hang-outers: would you be as carefree if someone like me was in the locker room at the same time and you knew it? Just curious (this isn't meant to be sexually forward).

Couldn't care less. My old gym had several gay men and several more I'm sure were in the closet. As long as there is no accidental bumping/soap dropping, doesn't bother me a bit.

[Ron Burgundy]

Ummm..... :scratch:

Dude it was like really early.... *paranoid* I hate you mike =P

[TwiloMike]

Dude it was like really early.... *paranoid* I hate you mike =P
LOL :p It's all good.

[fixationdarknes]

What an open family of WBB-ers. That's a good thing probably. I think. :rolleyes:

[Nosaj]

I just don't like the things you have.

Such as...?


I just ask that people try to have respect for themselves and for others so they don't make the same mistakes I did.

Maybe they need to experience the same mistakes as you did before they will learn. Or maybe, for them, they aren't mistakes at all but chosen and accepted methods of living their lifestyle.

You're boasting about being narrow-minded? That's not something to be proud of. :rolleyes:

[sharkall2003]

Such as...?



Maybe they need to experience the same mistakes as you did before they will learn. Or maybe, for them, they aren't mistakes at all but chosen and accepted methods of living their lifestyle.

You're boasting about being narrow-minded? That's not something to be proud of. :rolleyes:

Good try taking it out of context on the boasting thing. I commend you for trying to make me sound like I am bragging. By admitting that I was narrow-minded shows that I am willing to accept what other hhve to say. Does that mean I will agree? No. And if I happen not to then I will gladly voice my opinion on the subject.


I also mistyped my sentence/fragment. I meant to say. I don't like the things you do.

[TTT]

Wow. Consider that the number of urinals provided is meant for that many guys pissing there simultaneously. I've never understood why guys are so afraid of pissing next to another guy. What would you do in one of those modern designed bathrooms where there arent' separate urinals but just one long trough with no partitions?

You've gotta love the ones where there's one large trough, and a grille for a standing platform which is suspended over the trough along its length. Nothing like standing over a stream of 5 other mens' piss.

[Clifford Gillmore]

To all the shameless wang-hang-outers: would you be as carefree if someone like me was in the locker room at the same time and you knew it? Just curious (this isn't meant to be sexually forward).


Errr, depends if you would compliment me or not ;) Hah, I'm not fussed, but I think I'm an exception to the rule.