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drew
10-02-2006, 11:43 AM
Since I'm in the midst of trying to gain some weight, and always have a hard time with it, here are some signs that you may not be eating enough to achieve your weight gain goals.

1. You think about food constantly. (If you're thinking about it, you're not eating).

2. You see a McDonalds/BK/Wendys/etc commercial and say "Hmm, that looks good" when you should already be eating it and saying "Yeah, this is good".

3. You have food in your refrigerator. (You should have eaten it by now!)

4. You saw that dead possum in the road and just drove past. (Wasteful!)

5. You thought you saw a vein on your arm somewhere.

6. You went to the ice cream place twice today and they still have some left.

7. You STILL don't know what your dog tastes like.

8. You get to the checkout counter at the grocery store and there's still some food left in the packages.

9. Your nephew shoved a soggy graham cracker in your mouth and you spit it out. (I'm ashamed of you.)

10. Your neice STILL hasn't sold the most girl scout cookies in her troop. And it's all your fault you skinny bastid.

:D

getfit
10-02-2006, 11:51 AM
i shop every second day so my fridge is always full :D

drew
10-02-2006, 11:53 AM
I mostly just have beer and water in my fridge. And condiments. :D

WillKuenzel
10-02-2006, 11:55 AM
Name this movie:
"...how sad. A fridge full of condiments and no food."



I still have veins. :(
... and my abs. :p

Ironminded
10-02-2006, 11:55 AM
HY- Fight Club? I think

WillKuenzel
10-02-2006, 12:18 PM
Yep. Nice. When he's apartment gets blown up. Drew's comment reminded me of it.

I'm actually in the process of losing my abs and I'm not sure how I feel about that. The bodybuilder just won't let go. But there are a few big name powerlifters with abs. That could (will) be me... in the 242's! :D

Stumprrp
10-02-2006, 12:25 PM
my mom just did a 400 dollar shopping that will last 2 weeks, and she eats once a day, its just me and my dad :D

getfit
10-02-2006, 01:04 PM
my mom just did a 400 dollar shopping that will last 2 weeks, and she eats once a day, its just me and my dad :D
once a day? oh dear :(

Stumprrp
10-02-2006, 01:06 PM
eh dont get me started but she lost 44 lbs she used to be 180 at 5 feet now like 138 i think, at least the 1 meal she eats is healthy lol

Nik00117
10-02-2006, 01:27 PM
If your typing it means your hands aren't shoving food in your mouth so stop typing.

Anthony
10-02-2006, 01:29 PM
11. You spend time making top 10 lists instead of eating. :p

drew
10-02-2006, 02:53 PM
(I was drinking my shake through a straw while I wrote that)

JustinASU
10-02-2006, 04:20 PM
Yep. Nice. When he's apartment gets blown up. Drew's comment reminded me of it.

I'm actually in the process of losing my abs and I'm not sure how I feel about that. The bodybuilder just won't let go. But there are a few big name powerlifters with abs. That could (will) be me... in the 242's! :D

Lose the abs you sissy bodybuilder!!! (so I can feel less inferior :cry: )

BTW I don't believe for a second that you're going to let go of your precious low bodyfat ;)

Guido
10-03-2006, 08:48 AM
That list is hilarious. That should almost be a permanent sticky or something.

Eszekial
10-03-2006, 10:09 AM
(I was drinking my shake through a straw while I wrote that)
LOL

WBBIRL
10-03-2006, 12:38 PM
The biggest sign your not eating enough is that your can even fathom the thought of eating more

DoUgL@S
10-03-2006, 12:47 PM
The biggest sign your not eating enough is that your can even fathom the thought of eating more

Just because you can't fathom eating more, doesn't mean you should'nt knock back another shake. :)

Sleepy Guy
10-03-2006, 01:19 PM
You guys are just bad. I was happily eating a healthy giant bowl of ravioli and after reading this I was hungry yet again.

Honestly how can a guy get a break? Kitkat anyone?

If you really are into the scene you would know how to type with one hand while eating with the other. :indian:

Guido
10-03-2006, 03:24 PM
I type with my toes while eating mass quantities of raw meat and using a protein shake IV drip.

Stumprrp
10-03-2006, 03:57 PM
I type with my toes while eating mass quantities of raw meat and using a protein shake IV drip.

what a badman

WBBIRL
10-03-2006, 05:14 PM
I thought you said batman for a second

jkirkpatrick
10-03-2006, 06:10 PM
Drew, you crack me up, guy. Keep 'em coming!

Westsidemonster
10-04-2006, 02:35 AM
Since I'm in the midst of trying to gain some weight, and always have a hard time with it, here are some signs that you may not be eating enough to achieve your weight gain goals.

1. You think about food constantly. (If you're thinking about it, you're not eating).

2. You see a McDonalds/BK/Wendys/etc commercial and say "Hmm, that looks good" when you should already be eating it and saying "Yeah, this is good".

3. You have food in your refrigerator. (You should have eaten it by now!)

4. You saw that dead possum in the road and just drove past. (Wasteful!)

5. You thought you saw a vein on your arm somewhere.

6. You went to the ice cream place twice today and they still have some left.

7. You STILL don't know what your dog tastes like.

8. You get to the checkout counter at the grocery store and there's still some food left in the packages.

9. Your nephew shoved a soggy graham cracker in your mouth and you spit it out. (I'm ashamed of you.)

10. Your neice STILL hasn't sold the most girl scout cookies in her troop. And it's all your fault you skinny bastid.

:D
This has got to be the stupidest, most moronic stuff I have ever heard, it's so ******ed!

Clifford Gillmore
10-04-2006, 05:26 AM
I ate about 3lbs of raw beef at work today, sausage meat and marinades. I was starved :/

drew
10-04-2006, 07:08 AM
This has got to be the stupidest, most moronic stuff I have ever heard, it's so ******ed!
Wow, nice sense of humor.

You should change your sn before people mistake you for someone who actually lifts weights.

Chubrock
10-04-2006, 10:39 AM
Haha I agree Drew.

Stoopy
10-04-2006, 12:59 PM
You are watching the discovery channel and you learn that a male liion will consume 20 lbs of raw meat a day that's 19lbs more than you consume you girly man! NO wonder a lion can kick your ass.

Isaac Wilkins
10-04-2006, 01:23 PM
12. You haven't totalled Elite.

drew
10-04-2006, 03:30 PM
12. You haven't totalled Elite.
:cry:

Chubrock
10-04-2006, 03:57 PM
Dammit I've got awhile before I'm eating enough.

Clifford Gillmore
10-05-2006, 06:24 AM
Dammit I've got awhile before I'm eating enough.

No kidding. Anyone know what 90lbs DBs taste like? I found out earlier today...

JustinASU
10-05-2006, 06:26 AM
12. You haven't totalled Elite.


Ahhh, but the catch is, the more you eat, the more weight you gain, and the harder it is to total elite.

Isaac Wilkins
10-05-2006, 08:04 AM
Ahhh, but the catch is, the more you eat, the more weight you gain, and the harder it is to total elite.

Donnie Thompson: "Louie, what do I have to do to squat 1000?"

Louie Simmons: "Gain 100 lbs."

The plaintiff rests.

;)

RickTheDestroyer
10-05-2006, 09:12 AM
Seriously, good list guys. :burger:
I sure do miss the fun that is teh uberbulk...

Sidior
10-05-2006, 09:25 AM
Awwww... did somebody go peepee in your cheerios this morning?

Seriously, good list guys. :burger:
I sure do miss the fun that is teh uberbulk...

Piss in cheerios? Uh that would make the milk all yellowish and would stain the precious Os. Now peepee in raisin bran I can understand...

Westsidemonster
10-05-2006, 05:45 PM
I just didn't find it funny, that's all, and I meant to say ''******ed'', but I guess the moderators bleeped it..lol..talk about lack of sense of humor...lol...In my opinion, my comment was way funnier than Drew's comment. About not eating enough calories, signs should be, losing weight rapidly, lack of energy, and weakness in the gym, also, it can cause insomnia.

Chubrock
10-05-2006, 06:36 PM
You have a terrible sense of humor haha.

Isaac Wilkins
10-05-2006, 07:11 PM
I just didn't find it funny, that's all, and I meant to say ''******ed'', but I guess the moderators bleeped it..lol..talk about lack of sense of humor...lol...In my opinion, my comment was way funnier than Drew's comment. About not eating enough calories, signs should be, losing weight rapidly, lack of energy, and weakness in the gym, also, it can cause insomnia.


Way to go, Capt. Obvious.

Paul Stagg
10-05-2006, 07:19 PM
Yep. Nice. When he's apartment gets blown up. Drew's comment reminded me of it.

I'm actually in the process of losing my abs and I'm not sure how I feel about that. The bodybuilder just won't let go. But there are a few big name powerlifters with abs. That could (will) be me... in the 242's! :D
I don't see any reason a 242 wouldn't be pretty lean.

Westsidemonster
10-06-2006, 02:18 AM
242 ripped would be huge!!! Something like Dorian yates when he was competing in the early 90's!

Isaac Wilkins
10-06-2006, 05:05 AM
Most of the elite 242's are between 8-12% bodyfat. They're not "step on stage" lean, but they're about one step out of shredded.

Times have changed. Fat powerlifters are basically a thing of the past.

Clifford Gillmore
10-06-2006, 06:39 AM
Fat powerlifters are basically a thing of the past.


Phooey.

Isaac Wilkins
10-06-2006, 07:28 AM
Hell, there are a lot of 308's and even super-heavies that can see their abs.

RickTheDestroyer
10-06-2006, 07:52 AM
Most of the elite 242's are between 8-12% bodyfat. They're not "step on stage" lean, but they're about one step out of shredded.

Times have changed. Fat powerlifters are basically a thing of the past.
... and I now have a goal in life.

RedSpikeyThing
10-06-2006, 09:09 AM
... and I now have a goal in life.

Amen.

Guido
10-06-2006, 09:32 AM
Times have changed. Fat powerlifters are basically a thing of the past.There are still plenty of fat ones. I train with quite a few of them. :p

Isaac Wilkins
10-06-2006, 10:46 AM
There are still plenty of fat ones. I train with quite a few of them. :p

Well, so do I, but you know what I'm getting at.

;)

WillKuenzel
10-06-2006, 11:27 AM
Who do you train with that's fat? Are you calling me fat?!

JustinASU
10-06-2006, 01:05 PM
Who do you train with that's fat? Are you calling me fat?!

Fatty McFatpants

WillKuenzel
10-06-2006, 01:35 PM
I did have to buy larger underwear. I don't know if that's from the extra fat around my waist or my balls getting larger. ;)

Goodwinm
10-06-2006, 03:59 PM
You know you havnt eaten enough when.

13. Your stomach hasnt ruptured and exploded from an overfill of food intake. (i.e. Mr. Creosote - Monty Python) Video here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRkibRStjrM


14. Your ass starts to eat your underwear and anything else in sight. i.e. HBS (Hungry Bum Syndrome)

15. You dont look like this when you have finished eating.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/Mr_Creosote.PNG/300px-Mr_Creosote.PNG

Isaac Wilkins
10-06-2006, 04:03 PM
I did have to buy larger underwear. I don't know if that's from the extra fat around my waist or my balls getting larger. ;)

I believe that both of those theories have been tested scientifically lately. I know where to get the information but I'm going to go ahead and not find out.

nhlfan
10-06-2006, 06:13 PM
I did have to buy larger underwear. I don't know if that's from the extra fat around my waist or my balls getting larger. ;)
yeah right! all those supplements you're taking are probably shrinking your balls, bro!


:hello: j/k

drew
10-07-2006, 11:22 AM
You tell Matt Rhodes you gained 5 lbs and he says "So you're what, 164 now?" :(

khari
10-08-2006, 11:31 PM
Weird Al knows what's up.


How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

You better listen, better do what you're told ooh
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole ooh
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Westsidemonster
10-09-2006, 12:34 AM
There are still plenty of fat ones. I train with quite a few of them. :p
LMFAO!!!!