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Sensei
10-18-2006, 07:49 PM
The FURY, F-6, KATANA, the RAGE-X. Not very serious, but why the hell are equipment makers going with names that sound like crotch-rockets? I guess it beats the "Extra-Heavy-Performance-Heavy-Duty-Super-Duper-Blast-Bench-Shirt"...

bloodninja
10-18-2006, 07:53 PM
Katana is the only motorcycle name I see. Isn't there a Blast also? Buell makes a Blast. Both of those bikes = sucky.

Sensei
10-18-2006, 07:55 PM
I should have said "have names that sound like motorcycles".

Hughes
10-18-2006, 09:22 PM
I wonder how well the "Fat Boy" bench shirt would sell!? :D

KevinStarke
10-18-2006, 09:40 PM
They need to make a bench shirt called, "The Princess". Needs to be pink and have a hello kitty in the middle of the chest, it would definitelly psych out the competition.

drew
10-18-2006, 09:43 PM
Yeah, Kevin and I would be the first in line for the Princess bench shirts too.

KevinStarke
10-18-2006, 09:48 PM
Pink chucks to boot.

phreak
10-19-2006, 07:18 AM
They need to make a bench shirt called, "The Princess". Needs to be pink and have a hello kitty in the middle of the chest, it would definitelly psych out the competition.
I would definitely buy that.


And wear a beanie with pink hearts on it. Although with my hair and heritage I might as well make it a Hello Kitty yarmulke. :P

Sensei
10-19-2006, 07:26 AM
Hmmm, a bunch of big, bald, goateed men wearing "The Princess".... It just might sell!

Guido
10-19-2006, 07:52 AM
They need to make pink belts, too. Perhaps also with the Hello Kitty logo. I know some people who would buy it.

Hell, why not rainbow colored shirts and belts? Let's not leave out all the gay powerlifters out there who want to wear their sexuality on their sleeve, so to speak.

WillKuenzel
10-20-2006, 05:14 AM
This guy definitely needs a pink shirt. (http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?qid=46634&tid=124)

Bob
10-20-2006, 06:11 AM
This guy definitely needs a pink shirt. (http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?qid=46634&tid=124)
Who the heck is that beast??
I didn't think that was even humanly possible.. even with juice..
And amazing that he has to be fed by such a cutie... nice way to get your milk in the morning...

Bohizzle
10-20-2006, 06:37 AM
Who the heck is that beast??
I didn't think that was even humanly possible.. even with juice..
And amazing that he has to be fed by such a cutie... nice way to get your milk in the morning...
looks like synthol to me

Fuzzy
10-20-2006, 07:21 AM
Is that a human????

Guido
10-20-2006, 07:45 AM
Definitely some synthol going on there. At first I thoiught it might be Mendelsohn but the face is different and I don't think that even Mendy's arms are THAT big.

Hughes
10-20-2006, 11:41 PM
I am rather positive that is Klaus Doring.

Clifford Gillmore
10-21-2006, 05:05 AM
I've seen him before, he is alot bigger than that picture shows.

Westsidemonster
10-31-2006, 03:18 AM
Because motorcycles are all about power and stuff...;)
Plus, those names sound kinda cool...;)

Sexybeast777
11-05-2006, 02:48 AM
Makes sense, plus, motorcycles are for tough guys, and so are the bench shirts