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manowar669
03-01-2007, 11:05 AM
65 Things you didn't need to know about me.

1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2007?
I‘ve been accused of dropping the ball many times. Usually by someone important.

2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
It came to me after I smashed my head on the sink...It was a toss up between that and "Flux Capacitor"

3.) Do you love anyone?
Not as much as I love screaming at the big orange ball in the sky. That bastard is so smug.

4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Oh my GOD yes! Princess Diana! It was like we were *sob* SISTERS!

5.) Have you ever been to a zoo?
I plead the 5th.

6.) Do you live in a zoo?
Ok, ok if you’re going to press the issue. Does sodomizing penguins every Thursday count?

7.) What did you eat this morning?
40mg Omeprazole and the souls of twelve kittens. With ice cream.

8.) Who is more complicated guys or girls?
Well, it’s more complicated stuffing a woman into a freezer, because with guys you just bet them the light doesn’t go out, and they jump in to prove you wrong.

9.) Have you ever done something malicious to someone as revenge?
Yes, but if you’re asking specifically about Texas, North Carolina and Nevada…No.

10.) Have you ever cheated on a partner?
What, like at checkers? Yeah, once. I totally palmed a piece and kinged myself while she wasn’t looking.

11.) What are the last two digits of your phone number?
Eleventeen.

12.) What was the last concert you attended?
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! It was awesome.

13) Who was with you?
Lasers.

14.) What is the last movie you watched?
It was an *AHEM* home…uhh…movie.

15.) What do you dislike at the moment?
The fact that I am actually annoying people with one of these ****ing pointless surveys.

16.) What food do you crave right now?
Again, I am going to have to go with “lasers”.

17.) Did you dream last night?
Yes, I dreamt of snow, and it was snowing when I woke up! Tonight I’m dreaming about steaks and Victoria’s Secret models.

18.) What was the last TV show you watched?
Some whiny guy named “Steinfield” or something. I don’t think that show will do very well, just between you and me.

19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
A 300 round linked belt of 7.62x51mm armor piercing incendiary ammunition.

20.) Name someone on your Top Friends who is just like you?
If there was anyone just like me, I’d drink their brains to gain their awesome power.

21.) What's the last thing you ate/drank?
Tea…Oh, and lasers.

24.) Are you on any medication?
Well, Dr. Feelgood and Dr. Strangelove keep contradicting each other, so I just think happy thoughts to keep the Black Sludge down.

25.) On what side of the bed do you sleep?
The left. The right side is taken up by the rich old lady whose life savings I am slowly stealing…And her oxygen tank.

26.) What color shirt are you wearing?
Chain mail. So I guess silver?

27) What color is your razor?
Black with some red.

28.) What is your favorite frozen treat?
Ass cream….Oh wait, ICE cream. Sorry, the voice in my head in charge of desserts has a strong southern accent.

29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
Just that bar code...

30.) Whats your favorite store?
Ammu-Nation

31.) Are you thirsty right now?
Yeah, thirsty for LOVIN’! Time for a trip to the ZOO!

32.) Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
Yeah, but I can also imagine myself with rocket-powered underpants, so that’s equally as unlikely.

33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Your mom.

No, really. How’s she doing?

34.) What did you do last night?
I won’t say, but it rhymes with “bodomized a lenguin”

35.) Do you care what people think about you?
HA!

Yes, desperately.

36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
Yeah, the time I went to China and said “Great Wall? Eh...It’s an OK wall, I guess…”

37) Do you like your nose?
I hate my nose, but I love its SONAR receiving qualities.

38.) What color are your bedroom walls?
Skin.

39.) Do you like giving or getting massages more?
Getting, unless it’s one of the really deep-tissue massages. They always make me fart.

40.) Have you ever snooped around your parents room before?
No, my mom collects bear traps.

42.) Where do you live?
Philadelphia, but I don’t think this boiler room has a mailing address.

43.) What is your favorite city in the US/world?
Metropolis. It has the Superman. Gotham is cool, too but Batman can’t fly. He needs a rope. Sissy.

44.) Who do you have a crush on?
That dashing devil I see in the mirror every morning. I don’t know who the **** he thinks he is, but seriously, he won’t leave.

45.) Do you like the person who posted this last?
Yeah, even though she whipped my ass at pool.

46.) Do you know their Birthday?
Ok, I don’t know ANYONE’S birthday, even my own. I was told I crashed to earth in a giant egg, and hatched only after everyone in town sat on it to keep it warm. Mom said they had first wanted to make the world’s largest omelet with it, but some *******s in Vermont had already done that, so they said “What the hell, let’s hatch this ****er.”

47.) What is your favorite thing to do on a Friday night?
Easy, decapitating vagrants.

48.)Do you tend to attract the stalker types?
Yes, but they usually call it quits when they see my “Crime Fighting Costume”, which consists of a loosely tied bathrobe and bunny slippers.

49.) What do you smell like right now?
Semi-metabolized Indian food.

50.) What is your favorite color?
The grey and black of the smoke from the village I just decimated.

51.) Do you like mustard?
Do I like MUSTARD! DO I LIKE MUSTARD! Do I like mustard?

52.) What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
Shoot to slidelock, reload, move, find cover.

53.) Would you ever sky dive?
Absolutely maybe.

54.) What size bed do you sleep on?
Queen. Don’t infer anything from that.

55.) Do old people scare you or creep you out?
What creeps me out is how squishy their insides are.

56.) Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Yeah, did you know you can get human bones on there? I’m gonna build me a dining room set!

57.) What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
That kid will get to spend a lot of time with parts of her I’ve dreamed about for years…And he won’t even appreciate it.

58.) Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Can you TAKE a hug? Like by force? I think I’d enjoy that.

59.) Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Your mom’s fashionable.

No, really. I think she’s a snazzy dresser.

60.) Do you have any idea how to say 2006 in Swahili?
Yes. Repeat after me: “Two Thousand and Six In Swahili”. There you go.

61.) Do you own any shows on DVD?
Yeah, seasons 1-54 of the Weather Channel.

62.) Who is your favorite Friends character?
Yay! Meaningless pop culture question! YAY! “Like OH MY GOD! She is TOTALLY my favorite character TOO! Let’s be best friends, like FOREVER!” **** off and die, meat sock.

63.) Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Eh, just another name for “The List”.

64.) What books, if any, have made you cry?
”The White Pages”. Especially the part about “Flake-Fluehr” and *sob* “Davis-Defrancisco”. *BAWL*

65.) Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
If by “guilty” you mean “invigorated from ingesting the essence of another mammal”, then yes.

Three
03-01-2007, 11:27 AM
This is the first myspace survey I've ever seen worth reading.

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
03-01-2007, 11:37 AM
:zipit:

That's freaking hilarious.

crazedwombat
03-01-2007, 12:04 PM
I nod my head and grunt in your general direction

kingfisher
03-02-2007, 02:46 AM
You've been spending too much time in my head.:nod:

Spiderman
03-02-2007, 07:08 AM
You've been spending too much time in my head.:nod:

That's some funny ****..LOL

D Breyer
03-04-2007, 06:13 PM
lol :D