MEGAMAN
02-21-2002, 02:00 PM
Got an Email today advertising this new form of test....Called Test 250....also known as 1 Testosterone....Ever heard of it? They claim it is 7Xmore potent than regular forms of test....I have posted the details below......Would like to know what u guys think?
Now You're Guaranteed To Get Huge And Shredded In No Time Because...
The Biggest "Oversight" In Pharmaceutical History Allows The Sale Of A New Compound That's 7 Times More Anabolic Than Regular Testosterone!
Fellow Bodybuilder,
This new testosterone is not exactly new... but it's entirely new to the bodybuilding world. In fact, G.D. Searle (the original makers of Anavar) actually possessed secret research papers on this peculiar, yet extremely powerful testosterone compound called 1-Testosterone all the way back in the 60's... and that secret research indicates 1-Testosterone is 7 times more anabolic than regular testosterone!
Wow!! 7 times more anabolic than testosterone... plus it doesn't aromatize (convert to estrogen!). Truly, this has to be one of the most astonishing anabolics ever! But even more astonishing... it never became commercially available. Everyone must have been doing too many drugs back in the 60's because somebody went to sleep on this one. This has to be the biggest oversight in pharmaceutical history, at least where anabolics are concerned! Imagine a compound 7 times more anabolic than testosterone, the most potent muscle-building agent of all time, and nobody bothered to bring it to the market!
But listen... this is actually fantastic news for you because if it had been marketed as a prescription anabolic like Anavar, you would not be able to purchase it legally right now through this special offer!
Yes, 1-Testosterone is now available legally without a prescription (it's called Test 250™ by Funk Labs) because somebody dropped the ball 40 years ago.
This Is Not A Precursor, Or Analog! It's Not A Prohormone That Has To Convert To Something Else First. It's The Real McCoy That Unquestionably Will Exceed The Anabolic Actions Of Any Commercially Available Anabolic.
Now listen up. Before you make a mad dash to the phone to order Test 250™, chill for a second so I can explain the "chemistry" behind why it's so much more anabolic than plain testosterone. It's a very interesting story; let's start with a little background.
As you may know, most natural androgenic steroids are very ineffective if you take them orally because liver enzymes break them down. So what chemists did was synthetically alter oral steroids at the 17-alpha position with an ethyl or methyl group.
The 17-alpha group is simply a chemical instruction that "instructs" testosterone not to be broken down by the liver. However, by doing so, the basic structure of testosterone was altered. (This is why we have Methyl-test, Oxymetholone, and Stanozolol.) But here's the downside to this process. By instructing the liver not to break the testosterone down it can cause severe liver damage. So what scientists needed to do was make testosterone orally active... but at the same time, do so without making it toxic to the liver.
And this is how 1-Testosterone came about. What American scientists did was use the same chemical modification on testosterone that German scientists used to create the safest anabolic in the world, Primobolan. Steroids with this particular modification are known as 1-dehydroandrostanes.
Anyway, just this one tiny modification dramatically activated the potency of testosterone in the liver, where as before, the liver was always trying to break it down... which of course deactivated it to a large degree.
If you know anything about baseball, you know the difference between hitting "pop-up" and a crushing 500-foot home run is a quarter inch on the bat! Well, the same thing is true in chemistry. The only difference between regular test and 1-Testosterone is this minor tweak in its chemical structure. Look, you can hardly tell the difference.
The Real Secret To Making TEST 250 So Anabolic Is The Addition Of Ether Technology (1-TestEtherone) This Ensures That TEST 250 Will Be Highly Bio-Available Bypassing The Liver Completely! Regular Testosterone, Taken Orally, Is Almost Immediately Broken Down By The Liver And Rendered Ineffective And Not Nearly As Powerful As TEST 250!
But let me tell you something. It won't be hard to notice the difference when you take Test 250™ and look in the mirror. The impact it has on muscle growth and muscle hardness will be so profound... the only person who might be able to recognize you is your mother. I kid you not... Test 250™ will completely blow your mind.
Remember, it's not only 7 times more anabolic than regular testosterone... it also does not aromatize. Anybody can shoot a bunch of test and grow a little sloppy, waterlogged muscle.
But You Want Huge And Hard... And That's What Test 250 With 1-TestEtherone Technology Delivers More Profoundly And Obviously Than Any Other Anabolic Compound EVER Made!
Yours for more "Test"!
Jeff Summers
Now You're Guaranteed To Get Huge And Shredded In No Time Because...
The Biggest "Oversight" In Pharmaceutical History Allows The Sale Of A New Compound That's 7 Times More Anabolic Than Regular Testosterone!
Fellow Bodybuilder,
This new testosterone is not exactly new... but it's entirely new to the bodybuilding world. In fact, G.D. Searle (the original makers of Anavar) actually possessed secret research papers on this peculiar, yet extremely powerful testosterone compound called 1-Testosterone all the way back in the 60's... and that secret research indicates 1-Testosterone is 7 times more anabolic than regular testosterone!
Wow!! 7 times more anabolic than testosterone... plus it doesn't aromatize (convert to estrogen!). Truly, this has to be one of the most astonishing anabolics ever! But even more astonishing... it never became commercially available. Everyone must have been doing too many drugs back in the 60's because somebody went to sleep on this one. This has to be the biggest oversight in pharmaceutical history, at least where anabolics are concerned! Imagine a compound 7 times more anabolic than testosterone, the most potent muscle-building agent of all time, and nobody bothered to bring it to the market!
But listen... this is actually fantastic news for you because if it had been marketed as a prescription anabolic like Anavar, you would not be able to purchase it legally right now through this special offer!
Yes, 1-Testosterone is now available legally without a prescription (it's called Test 250™ by Funk Labs) because somebody dropped the ball 40 years ago.
This Is Not A Precursor, Or Analog! It's Not A Prohormone That Has To Convert To Something Else First. It's The Real McCoy That Unquestionably Will Exceed The Anabolic Actions Of Any Commercially Available Anabolic.
Now listen up. Before you make a mad dash to the phone to order Test 250™, chill for a second so I can explain the "chemistry" behind why it's so much more anabolic than plain testosterone. It's a very interesting story; let's start with a little background.
As you may know, most natural androgenic steroids are very ineffective if you take them orally because liver enzymes break them down. So what chemists did was synthetically alter oral steroids at the 17-alpha position with an ethyl or methyl group.
The 17-alpha group is simply a chemical instruction that "instructs" testosterone not to be broken down by the liver. However, by doing so, the basic structure of testosterone was altered. (This is why we have Methyl-test, Oxymetholone, and Stanozolol.) But here's the downside to this process. By instructing the liver not to break the testosterone down it can cause severe liver damage. So what scientists needed to do was make testosterone orally active... but at the same time, do so without making it toxic to the liver.
And this is how 1-Testosterone came about. What American scientists did was use the same chemical modification on testosterone that German scientists used to create the safest anabolic in the world, Primobolan. Steroids with this particular modification are known as 1-dehydroandrostanes.
Anyway, just this one tiny modification dramatically activated the potency of testosterone in the liver, where as before, the liver was always trying to break it down... which of course deactivated it to a large degree.
If you know anything about baseball, you know the difference between hitting "pop-up" and a crushing 500-foot home run is a quarter inch on the bat! Well, the same thing is true in chemistry. The only difference between regular test and 1-Testosterone is this minor tweak in its chemical structure. Look, you can hardly tell the difference.
The Real Secret To Making TEST 250 So Anabolic Is The Addition Of Ether Technology (1-TestEtherone) This Ensures That TEST 250 Will Be Highly Bio-Available Bypassing The Liver Completely! Regular Testosterone, Taken Orally, Is Almost Immediately Broken Down By The Liver And Rendered Ineffective And Not Nearly As Powerful As TEST 250!
But let me tell you something. It won't be hard to notice the difference when you take Test 250™ and look in the mirror. The impact it has on muscle growth and muscle hardness will be so profound... the only person who might be able to recognize you is your mother. I kid you not... Test 250™ will completely blow your mind.
Remember, it's not only 7 times more anabolic than regular testosterone... it also does not aromatize. Anybody can shoot a bunch of test and grow a little sloppy, waterlogged muscle.
But You Want Huge And Hard... And That's What Test 250 With 1-TestEtherone Technology Delivers More Profoundly And Obviously Than Any Other Anabolic Compound EVER Made!
Yours for more "Test"!
Jeff Summers