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bics56
06-26-2007, 10:47 AM
Too crazy...just like the movie

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html


VENICE, Florida (AP) -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

Jorge Sanchez
06-26-2007, 10:51 AM
That's pretty funny. I don't understand why the alligator only had one eye, though.

McVein
06-26-2007, 11:00 AM
It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator


It took me an embarrasingly long time to realise 7 fish were not involven in the rescue.

RedSpikeyThing
06-26-2007, 11:17 AM
It took me an embarrasingly long time to realise 7 fish were not involven in the rescue.

hahahahaha








I had to read it over a couple times too

Guido
06-26-2007, 01:04 PM
That's pretty funny. I don't understand why the alligator only had one eye, though.Probably got whacked in the eye by a few golf balls. It happens when you live in a golf course pond.

CarlP
06-26-2007, 02:17 PM
It took me an embarrasingly long time to realise 7 fish were not involven in the rescue.

It took me a long time to stop laughing at that.

zen
06-26-2007, 02:50 PM
It took me an embarrasingly long time to realise 7 fish were not involven in the rescue.

jajaja :bow:

shootermcgavin7
06-26-2007, 10:42 PM
Does anyone else feel old that this movie was released over a decade ago?

voodazz
06-26-2007, 11:37 PM
It took me an embarrasingly long time to realise 7 fish were not involven in the rescue.

You, sir are my comedy hero!

Clifford Gillmore
06-27-2007, 03:40 AM
Does anyone else feel old that this movie was released over a decade ago?

Hai, my last name is Gillmore - they still ask me if I've seen the movie.


























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